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Mortal Kombat Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,932 ✭✭✭YouSavedMyLife


    Oh, I know why it's done. Jockeying for position. I just personally don't like it. But that's not a discussion for here.

    Still having trouble with Shao Khan. My Raiden sucks. :(

    My raiden sucks to, but i discovered the easiest way to beat Khan with anyone. You need to knock him down first, just let him whiff a move then punish him with a uppercut. As he is falling to the ground dash twice towards him. By the time you make it to him he will be standing up, just jump over him. As your in the air 90% of the time he will use the low hammer sweep type move. When you land punish him with said uppercut again or whatever is the highest combo you got. Rinse and repeat. But dont use any combo that will knock him to far away from you. You gotta stay in the pocket so you can jump over him just as he is standing up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    how's the lag for online matches on PS3/360? I'm hearing bad things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    My raiden sucks to, but i discovered the easiest way to beat Khan with anyone. You need to knock him down first, just let him whiff a move then punish him with a uppercut. As he is falling to the ground dash twice towards him. By the time you make it to him he will be standing up, just jump over him. As your in the air 90% of the time he will use the low hammer sweep type move. When you land punish him with said uppercut again or whatever is the highest combo you got. Rinse and repeat. But dont use any combo that will knock him to far away from you. You gotta stay in the pocket so you can jump over him just as he is standing up.

    Will be heading home shortly, will give that a go.

    My preferred character is Smoke at the moment. Does anyone know if the robot version will ever be available? I know, alternate time line and that, but just curious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    New character Skarlet trailer:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I see she goes to the same plastic surgeon as all the nether realm bitches.....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 800 ✭✭✭The Hound


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    how's the lag for online matches on PS3/360? I'm hearing bad things.
    Its very bad, lots of input delay and hard to find someone with decent enough connection. Add me if you want, I'm on XBOX "RagingHorseBox" is my Gamer ID.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,116 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Why don't MK just get on with it and include titties?!? We all want them!

    Haven't played this in a while, don't know why, MK is my favourite but i can't seem to get into a proper swing of this. Skarlet looks like a cheap Mileena.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29 MilionMilesAway


    Any idea when the first batch of DLC is going to arrive?
    I live in Australia where they dont have an 18's ratings for games, I had to get a mate to bring it back to me from Scotland.
    He had to take the CD out of its case and bring it in his bag as he heard of people getting stoped and fined at customs trying to import it on the QT.

    Got my hands on the game and, he then sent over the box and I got a letter from customs saying that the bloody box was prohibited material.
    FFS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Why don't MK just get on with it and include titties?!? We all want them!

    +1. The game is rated 18s; but they won't swear or have nudity? I don't understand why not. Is it more 'moral' to show bloody eviscerations and gratuitous violence but not a naughty word or a nipple?

    Have it on PS3...online is no use to me lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭Clover


    Picked this up during the week and was enjoying it up until Shao Khan, had to turn it of as I was getting the rage. :o

    Played a few games online (ps3) and for the most part it was pretty solid but the odd connection drop now and then ruins the mood.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    +1. The game is rated 18s; but they won't swear or have nudity? I don't understand why not. Is it more 'moral' to show bloody eviscerations and gratuitous violence but not a naughty word or a nipple?

    Have it on PS3...online is no use to me lol

    Those of us who have girlfriends who like to sit and watch us play understand why not.

    Cheers God Of War 3!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Those of us who have girlfriends
    rare enough...
    who like to sit and watch us play
    rarer than a polite frenchman!

    My gf hates videogames in general, let alone bloody ones, let alone nudey ones! Maybe it's just the girls I dated but they seem to start getting flustered/comparing themselves to these girls etc?

    I wonder if I'd be considered a gaming addict if i gave her the boot over it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    my bird bought it for ps3 just to get practice and to beat me at it. She doesn't realise girlfriend of not I will not let her win :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Is it really essential to have tits involved? Seriously, lads, twenty years of MK and there was never any need for nudity before, and there still ain't any need now! If that was the case, why not have Chun Li's alternate costume as just her birthday suit in Street Fighter, or strip Lara Croft before she goes out to raid her next tomb? Just in case video games haven't already got a bad enough name in the media industry, cheapening them further with unnessacery nudity is just hammering more nails into the coffin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    deathrider wrote: »
    Is it really essential to have tits involved? Seriously, lads, twenty years of MK and there was never any need for nudity before, and there still ain't any need now! If that was the case, why not have Chun Li's alternate costume as just her birthday suit in Street Fighter, or strip Lara Croft before she goes out to raid her next tomb? Just in case video games haven't already got a bad enough name in the media industry, cheapening them further with unnessacery nudity is just hammering more nails into the coffin.
    there is a naked cheat for tomb raider iirc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    there is a naked cheat for tomb raider iirc

    I've no idea what iirc means. As far as I know there was never a naked cheat for Tomb Raider, it was bullsh1t rumors that were made up waaaaaaaaaaay back when the original game came out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    Duke nukem only gives thumbs up for boobies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Duke nukem only gives thumbs up for boobies

    Duke is a different ball game completely. And the boobs in his games suits his attitude, the comedy and the over-all feel of the game.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    I'm more interested to why
    1) really nasty, bloody eviscerations are ok, but a curse word or nudity is not.
    2) since it's already 18s, why not?

    Maybe it's just an American thing. I don't see how the latter two is worse than seeing the gloriously gore of MK9. Why are blood entrails more acceptable?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    I'm more interested to why
    1) really nasty, bloody eviscerations are ok, but a curse word or nudity is not.
    2) since it's already 18s, why not?

    Maybe it's just an American thing. I don't see how the latter two is worse than seeing the gloriously gore of MK9. Why are blood entrails more acceptable?

    Suppose some developers dont want women coming round with their sexist complaint all the time , also be distracting being the nerd i am fapping away to see an animated sonya or jade side titty show :pac::pac:


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    I'm more interested to why
    1) really nasty, bloody eviscerations are ok, but a curse word or nudity is not.
    2) since it's already 18s, why not?

    Maybe it's just an American thing. I don't see how the latter two is worse than seeing the gloriously gore of MK9. Why are blood entrails more acceptable?

    This attitude amazes me sometimes.

    How would you like it if the male characters all had their tackle out, all the time?

    They just do it not to alienate half the worlds population.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    This attitude amazes me sometimes.

    How would you like it if the male characters all had their tackle out, all the time?

    They just do it not to alienate half the worlds population.

    Spot on.

    Lads, seriousynah, you're on the goddamn interwebs.
    You want tits they're literally a click away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Ah, I'm coming from it about a different perspective. The fact that they have gratuitous violence but absolutely no cuss words or nipples screams that they view their own product as adolescent tripe - disposable teenager fodder. Plenty of excellent tv shows (eg ROME) and other games (God of War being a great example) have judicious use of nutidy and swearing. I wonder why not Mortal Kombat.

    I'm sure more than half of the world's population is already alienated by having an 18's gory beat-em-up drenched in Chinese mythology.

    Anyway, I'm not saying "AWW WHERZ D BEWBS??" I'm saying "MK : Why is gratuitous gore ok, but (judicious) swears or nudity is not?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    Ah, I'm coming from it about a different perspective. The fact that they have gratuitous violence but absolutely no cuss words or nipples screams that they view their own product as adolescent tripe - disposable teenager fodder. Plenty of excellent tv shows (eg ROME) and other games (God of War being a great example) have judicious use of nutidy and swearing. I wonder why not Mortal Kombat.

    I'm sure more than half of the world's population is already alienated by having an 18's gory beat-em-up drenched in Chinese mythology.

    Anyway, I'm not saying "AWW WHERZ D BEWBS??" I'm saying "MK : Why is gratuitous gore ok, but (judicious) swears or nudity is not?"

    Swearing suits GTA and the like, nudity works in God Of War and the like. They are part of what those games are about. They are not part of what MK is about, but violence is.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    jaykhunter wrote: »
    I'm sure more than half of the world's population is already alienated by having an 18's gory beat-em-up drenched in Chinese mythology.

    You... do realise not all girls like ponies and pink, right?

    I was discussing going to the horror thon with one recently. She'd be rightly angry at that kind of thinking :D

    Furthermore- even in our tiny Irish scene, I was talking to two girls at the fighting game meet up last Wednesday, so really, you're completely wrong.

    That was two more people than Mortal Kombat players to come, btw :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider



    I was discussing going to the horror thon with one recently. She'd be rightly angry at that kind of thinking :D

    Now she sounds like a keeper! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Roughly what percentage of regular Mortal Kombat players do you think are women? If it's anything less than 50%, "you're completely wrong" is just a completely wrong statement, one I don't appreciate. It makes me think you're missing the actual thrust of the point i'm trying to make.

    And of all the girls you know, are half of them considering going to the Horrorthon or playing gratuitous videogames? Or did you just cherry-pick them as examples. :rolleyes:

    I bet if I met you in person and posed the exact same thought, you'd give it more validation. But it's some randomer on the internet, he must be a 12 year old obsessed with bewbs, not a 27 year old jr. doctor.

    Bloody hell, at least deathrider understands my point of view.His retort makes sense. Although massive racks and side-boob must be what MK is about as well :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    Im done with mortal kombat as of now , online is a joke with the lag so ya im finished


  • Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭Goody2shoes15


    Wow, ok, could not resist this...
    jaykhunter wrote: »
    And of all the girls you know, are half of them considering going to the Horrorthon or playing gratuitous videogames? Or did you just cherry-pick them as examples. :rolleyes:

    First, yes i'm a girl, :eek: , secondly i have many friend both male and female and we will all happily go to a Horrorthon, mainly because we all equally like cinema in most forms, thirdly we hang out in our society room in college and play video games together, male and female, and my boyfriend finds it quite annoying when i beat the crap out of him but he gets over it.
    jaykhunter wrote: »
    I bet if I met you in person and posed the exact same thought, you'd give it more validation. But it's some randomer on the internet, he must be a 12 year old obsessed with bewbs, not a 27 year old jr. doctor.

    Ok WOW thats a little big headed/overcompensating
    jaykhunter wrote: »
    Although massive racks and side-boob must be what MK is about as well :P

    Congratulations on disproving your own point there, thats astounding.

    My point is attitudes like that are the reason girls don't want to play video games, its the reason they don't go into engineering and its the reason they opt to spend their money on other forms of entertainment because I sure as hell would refuse to buy a game where my opponent could be a naked anything, man or woman. Fighting games are, guess what, about FIGHTING. the fan service stuff is bad enough as it is, make it worse and they'll turn games into a more interactive form of porno.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,013 ✭✭✭✭jaykhunter


    Good God, how AWESOME is this?



    I wonder if MK will go down the Capcom route of releasing an "Ultimate Mortal Kombat 9" or if this is the last of the DLC.


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