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Margaret Thatcher made of chocolate?

  • 19-10-2010 12:01pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭


    I have heard through a number of reliable sources that Margaret Thatcher visited her GP for a checkup on Friday, only for the GP to discover that was made entirely of a chocolate/nougat mix, like a human sized Toblerone. If this is true then the implications could be massive, as all documents signed by her while in office would be rendered void as the law explicablly states that members of parliment can not be made up of more than 14% confectionary (this law was passed when it was found that both of Queens Victorias legs were made of liquorice).

    What are peoples thoughts on this?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Explians her curly-wurly hairdo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    I always thought she had a sweet side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    kiad wrote: »
    explicablly

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    She was made of something soft and dark brown but it was'nt chocolate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Don't get me started on Dog the bounty hunter..........


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  • Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭kiad


    :confused:

    Writer’s license


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I think we've spent too much time reading the thread about legalizing dope in california


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Even if she is not I'd still like to have her melted down, chopped up, marked as fat free and thrown to a weight watchers class


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    Still couldn't like her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    Orange choc toblerone.

    I'm all over that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I imagine that if I bit her she would taste like copper or something metallic with an extreme sour taste like that of a lime-covered lemon dipped in vinegar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    gleep wrote: »
    Still couldn't like her

    On a plus side, you will soon have a grave to dance on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Wasn't she made of iron? She's some sort of android, or so I'm lead to believe. Certainly would explain her lack of a functioning human heart.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    coalisland calypso :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    She used to go out with that guy off of the Lynx ad. Then he got eaten by real women so they broke up. Melted broke her heart it did.


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