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Kangaroo alledgedly killed at 30th Party... DUBLIN

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    #32
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    senordingdong wrote: »
    They killed it!?!?


    Yeah...it had a heart attack from all the Dutch Gold and JP Blue they gave it as payment...


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    #33
    expectationlost
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    doesn't say the interviewing the people the booked the party


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    #34
    alwaysadub
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    expectationlost wrote: »
    doesn't say the interviewing the people the booked the party


    Sure you've enough 'the's' in there?! :confused:


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    #35
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Perhaps a dingo took its baby...


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    #36
    BornToBe?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭BornToBe?


    I know AH is known for its take nothing serious attitude but for Fu*ks sake, that's a horrible story. I would personally swing whoever around by their balls till they died, jail anyone involved indefinetly, and fine the hotel so much they'd close down, name and shame everyone involved, includeing all the fools who stood there and watched!
    but what makes this horrible story worse, is these stupid, wanna be witty responses the so called AH come up with!
    I'm disgusted, so should ye!


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    #37
    Calibos
    Registered Users Posts: 7,807 ✭✭✭Calibos


    I don't want to tar a whole locality with the same brush but when I heard this I said to myself, "bet the partygoers were from Clondalkin or Finglas".

    Guess what!!


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    #38
    xzanti
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    BornToBe? wrote: »
    I know AH is known for its take nothing serious attitude but for Fu*ks sake, that's a horrible story. I would personally swing whoever around by their balls till they died, jail anyone involved indefinetly, and fine the hotel so much they'd close down, name and shame everyone involved, includeing all the fools who stood there and watched!
    but what makes this horrible story worse, is these stupid, wanna be witty responses the so called AH come up with!
    I'm disgusted, so should ye!

    I agree 100%.. heartless bastards who ever did it.. and joking about it is pretty poor aswel tbh.. I don't see how anyone can find humour in a defenseless animals suffering..


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    #39
    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    How many kangaroos were killed while making the 'Skippy' tv series?

    I bet that every time poor Skippy fell down a mineshaft, he actually did, and they just replaced him.


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    #40
    The_Minister
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    So the questions are:

    1. How did they procure a kangaroo?

    2. How did they get one cheaply enough that it could be used as a party stunt?

    3. Why did the kangaroo not go kung-foo on everyone, as they are wont to do?

    4. How did the bar staff not recognise a kangaroo?

    5. Why am I never invited to these kind of parties?


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    #41
    jackiebaron
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    Those guys will roo the day.


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    #42
    xzanti
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    So the questions are:



    3. Why did the kangaroo not go kung-foo on everyone, as they are wont to do?

    .
    Pity it didn't.. I'm guessing it was only a baby :(


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    #43
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    BornToBe? wrote: »
    I know AH is known for its take nothing serious attitude but for Fu*ks sake, that's a horrible story. I would personally swing whoever around by their balls till they died, jail anyone involved indefinetly, and fine the hotel so much they'd close down, name and shame everyone involved, includeing all the fools who stood there and watched!
    but what makes this horrible story worse, is these stupid, wanna be witty responses the so called AH come up with!
    I'm disgusted, so should ye!

    Did you mean wallaby witty answers? :pac:


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    #44
    Ghetto Cornetto
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    There are so many questions flying through my head about this that it may explode.


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    #45
    The_Minister
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    dilallio wrote: »
    How many kangaroos were killed while making the 'Skippy' tv series?

    I bet that every time poor Skippy fell down a mineshaft, he actually did, and they just replaced him.

    9, wasn't it?


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    #46
    Dustaz
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    dilallio wrote: »
    I bet that every time poor Skippy fell down a mineshaft, he actually did, and they just replaced him.

    Skippy didnt fall down mineshafts, it was that clumsy oaf Little Timmy. Skippy alerted the community :)


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    #47
    The_Minister
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    Dustaz wrote: »
    Skippy didnt fall down mineshafts, it was that clumsy oaf Little Timmy. Skippy alerted the community :)

    Luckily Timmy was an orphan, owned by the studio.


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    #48
    Man007
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    Do the same people who are disgusted about this eat meat the animals that your meat comes from go through a lot worse than listening to a skippy song

    Bit rich to be honest


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    #49
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Dustaz wrote: »
    Skippy didnt fall down mineshafts, it was that clumsy oaf Little Timmy. Skippy alerted the community :)

    He was doing the pushing, however. Hero complex.


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    #50
    jimthemental
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    The_Minister wrote: »
    So the questions are:


    4. How did the bar staff not recognise a kangaroo?

    He probably wasn't a regular there.


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    #51
    admiralofthefleet
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    did they check the nearest well?


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    #52
    phasers
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    Oh my God, what a disgusting story.

    That poor kangaroo.


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    #53
    BornToBe?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭BornToBe?


    jackiebaron wrote: »
    Did you mean wallaby witty answers? :pac:


    perfect example!!!

    Take just 1 minute and think,
    your an animal, you know nothing of human "so called" civilisation.
    all of a sudden your picked up and thrown in the back of a car, already at this point your terrified, you don't know whats happening, where your going whats gonna happen, then after a while a waiting, (prob worse) sitting in the back of a car, the door opens, some gob****es, laughing and sniggering like drunkin kids come and grab you, you resist but they're too big, you see a hotel lobby (whatever that is) flash by, a door bursts open, now all you can see is FLASHING lights, blinding you!! LOUD music confusing you, then thrown infront of hundreds of cheering ppl screaming, at this point your bowls have given way and your ****ting and pissing yourself!! your heart is beating faster than it ever has!! then one of these big screaming ppl (monsters) picks you up and starts swinging you around and around, your dizzy, your confused, your TERRIFIED!!!!
    The last thing you see, is FLASHES, and FLASHES of BLINDING light, all you hear is SCREAMING and DUM DUM DUM noise, your heart is beating so much, you try and try and try to get free and run away, but run where, your surrounded, they're all laughing and screaming and cheering. you kick and scream, but no one comes to your aid.......they just look and laugh..
    The sound now quitens, becomes further and further in the distance, the lights still flash, but your eyes are now closed, you can still see some brightness even tho your eyes are closed, things get quiet now, all you can hear is the beating in your chest, beating so much and so loud it hurts. everything goes quiet, everything goes dark. your just glad its over........
    but it was a good party................

    ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING??


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    #54
    orourkeda
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    The party must have been jumpin'


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    #55
    The Aussie
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    Man007 wrote: »
    Do the same people who are disgusted about this eat meat the animals that your meat comes from go through a lot worse than listening to a skippy song

    Bit rich to be honest

    Kangaroo meat is rich actually.

    I think you are mixing up an animal suffering for some knackers entertainment and a animal being dispatched for food.

    Although i fear you will get hysterical in any response, given the agenda of your post so i might leave you off. good night.


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    #56
    AAAAAAAHHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    BornToBe? wrote: »
    I know AH is known for its take nothing serious attitude but for Fu*ks sake, that's a horrible story. I would personally swing whoever around by their balls till they died, jail anyone involved indefinetly, and fine the hotel so much they'd close down, name and shame everyone involved, includeing all the fools who stood there and watched!
    but what makes this horrible story worse, is these stupid, wanna be witty responses the so called AH come up with!
    I'm disgusted, so should ye!

    Disgusted you may be, but there's no need to lie. You would do none of those things.


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    #57
    AnonoBoy
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    Just started reading Skippy Dies today.

    Didn't know it was such a popular book that people would start having themed parties and get them so terribly wrong. :(


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    #58
    kylith
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    Man007 wrote: »
    Do the same people who are disgusted about this eat meat the animals that your meat comes from go through a lot worse than listening to a skippy song

    Bit rich to be honest
    Ever been in an abbatoir? I have. Trust me, the animals there are dispatched quietly, quickly, calmly and with the minimum of fuss, and they are well treated beforehand.

    There is no comparison with the torture of an animal for ****s and giggles.


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    #59
    FlutterinBantam
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    The animal was a Wallaby, I suppose that's not important.

    Get a grip.


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    #60
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    "What's that Skip?

    They stole you away from your natural habitat, smuggled you aboard a ship to another continent, somehow managed to sneak you past the customs and quarantine officials, kept you chained up in a basement feeding you only on Pedigree Chum and Kit-e-Kat, brought you to a dodgy nightclub in West Dublin, wrapped you up in a blanket got you out on the dance floor, slipped a pair of shades on you, up go the lights, on goes the music and you're expected to slither around like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever while everybody claps and cheers and puts on dodgy Australian accents?

    Strewth, Mate!"

    "I think he wants us to dance with him, Dad."


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    AAAAAAAHHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    BornToBe? wrote: »
    perfect example!!!

    Take just 1 minute and think,
    your an animal, you know nothing of human "so called" civilisation.
    all of a sudden your picked up and thrown in the back of a car, already at this point your terrified, you don't know whats happening, where your going whats gonna happen, then after a while a waiting, (prob worse) sitting in the back of a car, the door opens, some gob****es, laughing and sniggering like drunkin kids come and grab you, you resist but they're too big, you see a hotel lobby (whatever that is) flash by, a door bursts open, now all you can see is FLASHING lights, blinding you!! LOUD music confusing you, then thrown infront of hundreds of cheering ppl screaming, at this point your bowls have given way and your ****ting and pissing yourself!! your heart is beating faster than it ever has!! then one of these big screaming ppl (monsters) picks you up and starts swinging you around and around, your dizzy, your confused, your TERRIFIED!!!!
    The last thing you see, is FLASHES, and FLASHES of BLINDING light, all you hear is SCREAMING and DUM DUM DUM noise, your heart is beating so much, you try and try and try to get free and run away, but run where, your surrounded, they're all laughing and screaming and cheering. you kick and scream, but no one comes to your aid.......they just look and laugh..
    The sound now quitens, becomes further and further in the distance, the lights still flash, but your eyes are now closed, you can still see some brightness even tho your eyes are closed, things get quiet now, all you can hear is the beating in your chest, beating so much and so loud it hurts. everything goes quiet, everything goes dark. your just glad its over........
    but it was a good party................

    ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING??

    You seem to know an awful lot about this for someone who wasn't involved.


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