Kangaroo alledgedly killed at 30th Party... DUBLIN

Jumpy · 19-10-2010 4:14pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

perfect example!!!

Take just 1 minute and think,
your an animal, you know nothing of human "so called" civilisation.
all of a sudden your picked up and thrown in the back of a car, already at this point your terrified, you don't know whats happening, where your going whats gonna happen, then after a while a waiting, (prob worse) sitting in the back of a car, the door opens, some gob****es, laughing and sniggering like drunkin kids come and grab you, you resist but they're too big, you see a hotel lobby (whatever that is) flash by, a door bursts open, now all you can see is FLASHING lights, blinding you!! LOUD music confusing you, then thrown infront of hundreds of cheering ppl screaming, at this point your bowls have given way and your ****ting and pissing yourself!! your heart is beating faster than it ever has!! then one of these big screaming ppl (monsters) picks you up and starts swinging you around and around, your dizzy, your confused, your TERRIFIED!!!!
The last thing you see, is FLASHES, and FLASHES of BLINDING light, all you hear is SCREAMING and DUM DUM DUM noise, your heart is beating so much, you try and try and try to get free and run away, but run where, your surrounded, they're all laughing and screaming and cheering. you kick and scream, but no one comes to your aid.......they just look and laugh..
The sound now quitens, becomes further and further in the distance, the lights still flash, but your eyes are now closed, you can still see some brightness even tho your eyes are closed, things get quiet now, all you can hear is the beating in your chest, beating so much and so loud it hurts. everything goes quiet, everything goes dark. your just glad its over........
but it was a good party................

ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING??

Let me get this straight. Is this talking about someone from Leitrim getting kidnapped and taken to a Dublin disco?

Orando Broom · 19-10-2010 4:15pm

How does the animal know what laughter is?

Mankyspuds · 19-10-2010 4:16pm

Big pile of moronic díckheads

AnonoBoy · 19-10-2010 4:16pm

Orando Broom wrote: »

How does the animal know what laughter is?

Used to hang around with hyenas?

dolphin city · 19-10-2010 4:17pm

disgusting - I hope they catch whoever did this and throw them into a cell.

Sheeps · 19-10-2010 4:18pm

that sounds class ive heard of that being done before with sheep (some joke about my username here) but mad props for finding a kangaroo

BornToBe? · 19-10-2010 4:25pm

AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »

Disgusted you may be, but there's no need to lie. You would do none of those things.

Do you know me? thats a no! don't say I'm lying, how would who even know? and yes, I wouldn't of stood there nerviously laughing, I would of stopped it!! but thats just me, prob cause I'm a decent man, and by your response, I guess thats NOT you! just because you will stand by and watch, doesn't mean, we'll all stand by.

BornToBe? · 19-10-2010 4:28pm

Orando Broom wrote: »

How does the animal know what laughter is?

They Don't! all they know is a loud noise from all involved, but you know what laughter is? so you know what sounds were going through the animals ears before it DIED!!!

smart ass!

AAAAAAAHHH · 19-10-2010 4:30pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

Do you know me? thats a no! don't say I'm lying, how would who even know? and yes, I wouldn't of stood there nerviously laughing, I would of stopped it!! but thats just me, prob cause I'm a decent man, and by your response, I guess thats NOT you! just because you will stand by and watch, doesn't mean, we'll all stand by.

So you would "personally swing whoever around by their balls till they died, jail anyone involved indefinetly, and fine the hotel so much they'd close down, name and shame everyone involved, includeing all the fools who stood there and watched!"? I will say that you're lying.

BornToBe? · 19-10-2010 4:32pm

AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »

So you would "personally swing whoever around by their balls till they died, jail anyone involved indefinetly, and fine the hotel so much they'd close down, name and shame everyone involved, includeing all the fools who stood there and watched!"? I will say that you're lying.

If I had the power!!! YES!!!! I would!

give me your address and I'll sign a document stating so...

Echospace · 19-10-2010 4:32pm

kylith wrote: »

Ever been in an abbatoir? I have. Trust me, the animals there are dispatched quietly, quickly, calmly and with the minimum of fuss, and they are well treated beforehand.

There is no comparison with the torture of an animal for ****s and giggles.

That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

Most meat is factory farmed these days, broiler chickens, etc. They have their wings snapped, beaks chopped off, legs broken, stuffed with so much food they can't move, crowded into tiny boxes with hundreds of other chickens.

And yes I have been in an abbatoir. The cows are bolted in the head to stun them then they are hung by their back legs and their throats are cut so they can bleed to death. "Quietly, quickly, calmly" rofl. Would you like that done to you?

Don't delude yourself. It is extremely hypocritical to be outraged at this incident then purchase and consume meat for your dinner - funding and promoting a horrific industry.

Look up the conditions of factory farmed pigs, broiler chickens, etc if anyone doesn't believe me.

o1s1n · 19-10-2010 4:34pm

Echospace wrote: »

It is extremely hypocritical to be outraged at this incident then purchase and consume meat for your dinner - funding and promoting a horrific industry.

.

No it's not.

One is scaring an animal to death for fun. The other is killing an animal for human consumption.

AAAAAAAHHH · 19-10-2010 4:36pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

If I had the power!!! YES!!!! I would!

give me your address and I'll sign a document stating so...

Man, you're ****ing hilarious. I'd love to stay and continue this, but I'm finished work now.

BornToBe? · 19-10-2010 4:36pm

Echospace wrote: »

That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

Most meat is factory farmed these days, broiler chickens, etc. They have their wings snapped, beaks chopped off, legs broken, stuffed with so much food they can't move, crowded into tiny boxes with hundreds of other chickens.

And yes I have been in an abbatoir. The cows are bolted in the head to stun them then they are hung by their back legs and their throats are cut so they can bleed to death. "Quietly, quickly, calmly" rofl. Would you like that done to you?

Don't delude yourself. It is extremely hypocritical to be outraged at this incident then purchase and consume meat for your dinner - funding and promoting a horrific industry.

Look up the conditions of factory farmed pigs, broiler chickens, etc if anyone doesn't believe me.

Ther's a MASSIVE difference between farming animals for FOOD!!!!
and killing animals for FUN!!! Jesus Christ, no wonder this country soooo
****ed up!!

BornToBe? · 19-10-2010 4:38pm

AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »

Man, you're ****ing hilarious. I'd love to stay and continue this, but I'm finished work now.

So not only are you .............. but your doing ........... while being paid to work?

Great country!!

What Reccision?

kylith · 19-10-2010 4:39pm

Echospace wrote: »

And yes I have been in an abbatoir. The cows are bolted in the head to stun them then they are hung by their back legs and their throats are cut so they can bleed to death. "Quietly, quickly, calmly" rofl.

Yep, they're quickly stunned so that they can be quietly and calmly hung when they're dead from a bolt to the brain.

Echospace wrote: »

Would you like that done to you?

Considering that I'd be dead at the time I don't think I'd have too much problem with it.

jackiebaron · 19-10-2010 4:39pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

perfect example!!!

Take just 1 minute and think,
your an animal, you know nothing of human "so called" civilisation.
all of a sudden your picked up and thrown in the back of a car, already at this point your terrified, you don't know whats happening, where your going whats gonna happen, then after a while a waiting, (prob worse) sitting in the back of a car, the door opens, some gob****es, laughing and sniggering like drunkin kids come and grab you, you resist but they're too big, you see a hotel lobby (whatever that is) flash by, a door bursts open, now all you can see is FLASHING lights, blinding you!! LOUD music confusing you, then thrown infront of hundreds of cheering ppl screaming, at this point your bowls have given way and your ****ting and pissing yourself!! your heart is beating faster than it ever has!! then one of these big screaming ppl (monsters) picks you up and starts swinging you around and around, your dizzy, your confused, your TERRIFIED!!!!
The last thing you see, is FLASHES, and FLASHES of BLINDING light, all you hear is SCREAMING and DUM DUM DUM noise, your heart is beating so much, you try and try and try to get free and run away, but run where, your surrounded, they're all laughing and screaming and cheering. you kick and scream, but no one comes to your aid.......they just look and laugh..
The sound now quitens, becomes further and further in the distance, the lights still flash, but your eyes are now closed, you can still see some brightness even tho your eyes are closed, things get quiet now, all you can hear is the beating in your chest, beating so much and so loud it hurts. everything goes quiet, everything goes dark. your just glad its over........
but it was a good party................

ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING??

Would you ever lighten the fück up. This is boards and this is AH. This is where gallows humour is practised from time to time. Yeah these yobs were cruel to an animal and should be punished. You think I'm condoning their actions? I'm certainly not so get off your sanctimonious soap box.

I'll spare my outrage for humans who suffer imprisonment, beatings, torture and death at the hands of captors in various parts of the world.

BornToBe? · 19-10-2010 4:42pm

jackiebaron wrote: »

Would you ever lighten the fück up. This is boards and this is AH. This is where gallows humour is practised from time to time. Yeah these yobs were cruel to an animal and should be punished. You think I'm condoning their actions? I'm certainly not so get off your sanctimonious soap box.

I'll spare my outrage for humans who suffer imprisonment, beatings, torture and death at the hands of captors in various parts of the world.

this isn't "Boards AH" This happened, in IRELAND!! This is REAL Life, For FUN!!!
Your point????

TheZohanS · 19-10-2010 4:46pm

The_Minister wrote: »

So the questions are:

1. How did they procure a kangaroo?

2. How did they get one cheaply enough that it could be used as a party stunt?

3. Why did the kangaroo not go kung-foo on everyone, as they are wont to do?

4. How did the bar staff not recognise a kangaroo?

5. Why am I never invited to these kind of parties?

Firstly they were probably scumbag drug dealers with plenty of cash to buy/steal a 'roo.

Secondly it was probably a young kangaroo (a joey) so these hard men would be well able to throw it around.

The bar staff probably didn't intervene because they were told not to or had been given a few quid.

Finally I doubt that you'd fit in at a party like that.

Gunsfortoys · 19-10-2010 4:58pm

How the hell can people even call this fun?

It beggars belief how ****ing sick some people are.

AAAAAAAHHH · 19-10-2010 4:59pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

So not only are you .............. but your doing ........... while being paid to work?

Great country!!

What Reccision?

What Reccision indeed? What happened to our knowledge economy?

Teutorix · 19-10-2010 5:02pm

A man swinging a kangaroo? lies they are like 15 stone. Was it chuck norris's birthday?

TheZohanS · 19-10-2010 5:08pm

Teutorix wrote: »

A man swinging a kangaroo? lies they are like 15 stone. Was it chuck norris's birthday?

Not all of them.

jackiebaron · 19-10-2010 5:10pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

this isn't "Boards AH" This happened, in IRELAND!! This is REAL Life, For FUN!!!
Your point????

The comments, pal! The COMMENTS, the ones you have such a bee in your bonnet about, appear on BOARDS AH.

Teutorix · 19-10-2010 5:10pm

TheZohan wrote: »

Not all of them.

D'awwwwww, thats so cute. If they killed a little kangaroo like that they should be shot.

SoulTrader · 19-10-2010 5:14pm

Echospace wrote: »

That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

Most meat is factory farmed these days, broiler chickens, etc. They have their wings snapped, beaks chopped off, legs broken, stuffed with so much food they can't move, crowded into tiny boxes with hundreds of other chickens.

And yes I have been in an abbatoir. The cows are bolted in the head to stun them then they are hung by their back legs and their throats are cut so they can bleed to death. "Quietly, quickly, calmly" rofl. Would you like that done to you?

Don't delude yourself. It is extremely hypocritical to be outraged at this incident then purchase and consume meat for your dinner - funding and promoting a horrific industry.

Look up the conditions of factory farmed pigs, broiler chickens, etc if anyone doesn't believe me.

"Well, listen, I’ll tell you what the point is. You have big sheds, but nobody’s allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don’t know why they’re so big. They go “oh why am I so massive?” And they’re looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they’re in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small… do you deny that?"

Jumpy · 19-10-2010 5:17pm

TheZohan wrote: »

Not all of them.

THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL!

Teutorix · 19-10-2010 5:20pm

Echospace wrote: »

That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

Most meat is factory farmed these days, broiler chickens, etc. They have their wings snapped, beaks chopped off, legs broken, stuffed with so much food they can't move, crowded into tiny boxes with hundreds of other chickens.

And yes I have been in an abbatoir. The cows are bolted in the head to stun them then they are hung by their back legs and their throats are cut so they can bleed to death. "Quietly, quickly, calmly" rofl. Would you like that done to you?

Don't delude yourself. It is extremely hypocritical to be outraged at this incident then purchase and consume meat for your dinner - funding and promoting a horrific industry.

Look up the conditions of factory farmed pigs, broiler chickens, etc if anyone doesn't believe me.

Im pretty sure that a cow dies when you put a bolt though its head. Just sayin'.

Ghetto Cornetto · 19-10-2010 5:20pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

perfect example!!!

Take just 1 minute and think,
your an animal, you know nothing of human "so called" civilisation.
all of a sudden your picked up and thrown in the back of a car, already at this point your terrified, you don't know whats happening, where your going whats gonna happen, then after a while a waiting, (prob worse) sitting in the back of a car, the door opens, some gob****es, laughing and sniggering like drunkin kids come and grab you, you resist but they're too big, you see a hotel lobby (whatever that is) flash by, a door bursts open, now all you can see is FLASHING lights, blinding you!! LOUD music confusing you, then thrown infront of hundreds of cheering ppl screaming, at this point your bowls have given way and your ****ting and pissing yourself!! your heart is beating faster than it ever has!! then one of these big screaming ppl (monsters) picks you up and starts swinging you around and around, your dizzy, your confused, your TERRIFIED!!!!
The last thing you see, is FLASHES, and FLASHES of BLINDING light, all you hear is SCREAMING and DUM DUM DUM noise, your heart is beating so much, you try and try and try to get free and run away, but run where, your surrounded, they're all laughing and screaming and cheering. you kick and scream, but no one comes to your aid.......they just look and laugh..
The sound now quitens, becomes further and further in the distance, the lights still flash, but your eyes are now closed, you can still see some brightness even tho your eyes are closed, things get quiet now, all you can hear is the beating in your chest, beating so much and so loud it hurts. everything goes quiet, everything goes dark. your just glad its over........
but it was a good party................

ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING??

That read like a drink-driving ad.

Never, EVER swing a kangaroo.

fizzynicenice · 19-10-2010 5:22pm

BornToBe? wrote: »

perfect example!!!

Take just 1 minute and think,.... (etc)....chest, beating so much and so loud it hurts. everything goes quiet, everything goes dark. your just glad its over........
but it was a good party................

ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING??

Yes. Yes I am.

Kangaroo alledgedly killed at 30th Party... DUBLIN

Comments