Minister for Health - I'm sure she has had a gastric band fitted?

rebelmomma

I have been saying this for months now and just want to put it out there.

Not interested in slagging her policies just wanting to know if anyone would think I may be right?

PostHack

X-ray specs?

arse..biscuits

She's looking thiner alright

Jumpy

Why would you think that? If its because of lost weight I suspect it would be more likely from stress than a gastric band.
Its pretty major surgery for someone in the public eye that much.

What on earth makes you think that?

galwayrush

arse..biscuits wrote: »

She's looking thiner alright

Cut backs?;)

Sardonicat

No, I don't think so. It's that "Ringo, circa '65" haircut (Albert, I believe George Harrison called it) that makes her look slimmer.

Orando Broom

She's off her treats with worry.

Cookie_Monster

her pie budget must have been cut

starbelgrade

Is that why there's a shortage of cotton this year?

duckysauce

tapeworm

rebelmomma

Jumpy wrote: »

Why would you think that? If its because of lost weight I suspect it would be more likely from stress than a gastric band.
Its pretty major surgery for someone in the public eye that much.

What on earth makes you think that?

I noticed her loosing a severe amount of weight very very quickly. I am simply surmising based on the fact that she is not naturally a slim framed woman. I am not dissing her I am just wondering if anyone else thought that. Stress.. perhaps.. Biffo is obviously doing ok for that then

Bjorn Bored.

would ya?

arybvtcw0eolkf

I think she's a ride, and a half.

Orando Broom

duckysauce wrote: »

tapeworm

Tapeanaconda.

mickdw

Jumpy wrote: »

What on earth makes you think that?

Maybe that she has lost a serious amount of weight in a very short time and is suddenly managing to sustain weight loss whereas up to now she has never been able to do this.
It is possible that she has hired a personal chef & fitness couch instead of having the stomach done

PostHack

mickdw wrote: »

Maybe that she has lost a serious amount of weight in a very short time and is suddenly managing to sustain weight loss whereas up to now she has never been able to do this.
It is possible that she has hired a personal chef & fitness couch instead of having the stomach done

I'm intrigued, do tell.....

starbelgrade

mickdw wrote: »

Maybe that she has lost a serious amount of weight in a very short time and is suddenly managing to sustain weight loss whereas up to now she has never been able to do this.
It is possible that she has hired a personal chef & fitness couch instead of having the stomach done

A fitness couch?

How does that work?

Helix

if youre overweight its very easy to lose a lot of weight very quickly

rebelmomma

mickdw wrote: »

Maybe that she has lost a serious amount of weight in a very short time and is suddenly managing to sustain weight loss whereas up to now she has never been able to do this.
It is possible that she has hired a personal chef & fitness couch instead of having the stomach done

Thanks Mick - there is something going on anyway - no way you loose that much continuously . I mean I go to Weight Watchers - can't see her turning up there once a week can you? I imagine that she doesn't have than much time for excercise outside her busy schedule and there are probably alot of fancy dinners etc..

I dunno it has been in my head for ages now.

starbelgrade

I heard that she's on a mostly liquid diet these days.

rebelmomma

Helix wrote: »

if youre overweight its very easy to lose a lot of weight very quickly

ok

oppenheimer1

starbelgrade wrote: »

I heard that she's on a mostly liquid diet these days.

Explain.

galwayrush

mickdw wrote: »

Maybe that she has lost a serious amount of weight in a very short time and is suddenly managing to sustain weight loss whereas up to now she has never been able to do this.
It is possible that she has hired a personal chef & fitness couch instead of having the stomach done

Well , she can certainly afford them, even the couch.:D

starbelgrade

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

Explain.

I'm not trying to say that she's an alcoholic, if that's what you mean.

I'm not saying that she's not either, though it might explain that new haircut.

Son Of A Vidic

She's obviously been tightening her stomach belt!

SEPT 23 1989

Minister of Cakes

FreudianSlippers

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Minister of Cakes

I was genuinely on my way in this thread to post that.

Son Of A Vidic

starbelgrade wrote: »

A fitness couch?

How does that work?

Apparently she's taken to the couch like a natural.

Sardonicat

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm not trying to say that she's an alcoholic, if that's what you mean.

I'm not saying that she's not either, though it might explain that new haircut.

The hairdresser may be an alcoholic. Or evil.

oppenheimer1

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm not trying to say that she's an alcoholic, if that's what you mean.

I'm not saying that she's not either, though it might explain that new haircut.

Sure yeah, sure. :rolleyes: Do you really think we came down in the last shower? We know what you were getting at, you should at least have the balls to admit it.

Jesus Wept

It's a good thing you are all so good looking and trim.

starbelgrade

Me so Harney.

Killer Pigeon

rebelmomma wrote: »

I have been saying this for months now and just want to put it out there.

Not interested in slagging her policies just wanting to know if anyone would think I may be right?

We could call her MH, as in Minister for Health but they're also the initials for her name so it can be awkward, what a coincidence!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4

starbelgrade

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's a good thing you are all so good looking and trim.

The good thing about Mary Harney is that she makes even the fattest, ugliest cunts on the planet feel good about themselves.

For that reason alone, she serves at least some purpose in life.

CamperMan

the fat cow has been riding everyone!

FreudianSlippers

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's a good thing you are all so good looking and trim.

Damn right it is.

starbelgrade

CamperMan wrote: »

the fat cow has been riding everyone!

Speak for yourself, dude.

Dyr

Could they fit a gastric band in her neck? :mad:

starbelgrade

Bambi wrote: »

Could they fit a gastric band in her neck? :mad:

They ran out of band doing her stomach.

bryaner

If she was 9 stone she would still be a mank bucket.

The_Minister

Two things:


1. If you look back, this isn't the first time Harney has lost weight. She was on the way down when her mother died, and she shot back up.


2. Seriously lads, you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

FreudianSlippers

I bet her liver is delicious!

starbelgrade

The_Minister wrote: »

2. Seriously lads, you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

She's still fat.

CamperMan

starbelgrade wrote: »

She's still fat.

and ugly!

Son Of A Vidic

Bambi wrote: »

Could they fit a gastric band in her neck? :mad:

Not possible, it would need to several feet long to circumnavigate that mass!

Dudess

The_Minister wrote: »

you guys spend all day making fat jokes about her, and saying that she is a disgrace for being a fat Minister for Health, but then she does something about it and you all pile on to get a dig in?
Make up your minds.

I find a lot of the Harney jokes funny and non malicious, but yeah, good point.

The_Minister

starbelgrade wrote: »

She's still fat.

And she is trying to lose weight, and apparently succeeding - why do people keep putting the boot in?

I've always maintained that her weight is irrelevant to the job she's doing, but if you insist on making it relevant, then is she not now leading by example?
Fighting obesity etc?

Son Of A Vidic

OisinT wrote: »

I bet her liver is delicious!

Bottle of Chianti anyone?

starbelgrade

Mary Harneys government jet got stopped last week by Customs. She was brought off the plane and strip-searched.

Apparently they found 10 pounds of crack.

policarp

Has to vouch for her expenses now.
She's not pregnant as far as we know and doesn't need to eat for two.
Plus FAS junkets have been cut back...

Son Of A Vidic

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mary Harneys government jet got stopped last week by Customs. She was brought off the plane and strip-searched.

Apparently they found 10 pounds of crack.

Surely you mean 10 Kilograms?