SATAN!

Killer Pigeon

How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

HAIL SATAN!!

starbelgrade

Parody. The lowest form of wit?

Wit, the lowest form of parody.

scientific1982

Nah.

Orando Broom

Superdevil FTW.

Killer Pigeon

starbelgrade wrote: »

Parody. The lowest form of wit?

This is seriousnessness
I'm so serial.

St._Andalou

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

Gran Hermano

And now we move from imaginary friends to imaginary enemiesll

starbelgrade

St._Andalou wrote: »

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

And no mention of the Bible in Hell.

Silverfish

Did anyone else get that Orbital song stuck in their head?

liah

St._Andalou wrote: »

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

Someone's been reading cracked.

There's mention of hell, and fire in hell, but the rest of the commonly-quoted trappings are largely bs.

FreudianSlippers

Hail Satin indeed!

cedomination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs

Latchy

/ Pokes OP with red hot poker .

Hey dude any good Divil costumes to lend for halloween ?

WindSock

I am so sick of these early Christmas threads. Learn to spell too, OP.

Gran Hermano

Silverfish wrote: »

Did anyone else get that Orbital song stuck in their head?

Afraid not, I thought the dyslexics were starting christmas themed threads a tad early.

St._Andalou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths

FreudianSlippers

Latchy wrote: »

/ Pokes OP with red hot poker .

Hey dude any good Divil costumes to lend for halloween ?

ah yah likkle divil yah.

philologos

... Another? SRSLY?

crosstownk

Is it just me or is the poll somewhat biased towards Lucifer?

Diabhal Beag

LOLCHRISTIANS

Killer Pigeon

WindSock wrote: »

I am so sick of these early Christmas threads. Learn to spell too, OP.

It's not spelled Satin it's spelled Satan.

starbelgrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BMZdmFa-HU

FreudianSlippers

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

LOLCHRISTIANS

Big goofy bastárds those christians.

Latchy

OisinT wrote: »

ah yah likkle divil yah.

I want nuts and sweets when I trick or treat at your door ,none of that cheap fruit **** :cool:

strobe

I'm in, Mahook!

FreudianSlippers

Latchy wrote: »

I want nuts and sweets when I trick or treat at your door ,none of that cheap fruit **** :cool:

I'm just gonna give out prayer cards tbh.

Scuid Mhór

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

HAIL SATAN!!

nah, i'll stick with humanism.

FreudianSlippers

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

nah, i'll stick with humanism.

HAIL STAN!

JerryHandbag

HAIL SANTA!!

Adyx

St._Andalou wrote: »

There's no mention of Hell in the Bible.

And the only reference to a Lucifer is the name applied to Venus as the Moring Star. :eek:

This throws my whole belief system into doubt.