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SATAN!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    HAIL MARY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    OisinT wrote: »
    I'm just gonna give out prayer cards tbh.

    Ahhhh.... why not go the whole hog and give out communion at the door ?

    you sly ol divil you .......


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    HAIL SANTA!!
    We need to talk.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Latchy wrote: »
    Ahhhh.... why not go the whole hog and give out communion at the door ?

    you sly ol divil you .......
    If I were a paedophile I'd fúcking love halloween. Priests must think this is their Christmas!


  • Registered Users Posts: 26 The Devil.


    Cheers guys I really appreciate it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    The Devil. wrote: »
    Cheers guys I really appreciate it.

    Oh my Satan, it's really him!!!

    *swoons*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Adyx wrote: »
    And the only reference to a Lucifer is the name applied to Venus as the Moring Star. :eek:

    This throws my whole belief system into doubt.

    Jesus is referred to as the Morning Star in the Bible.

    *hails Lucifer...I mean Jesus*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    OisinT wrote: »
    If I were a paedophile I'd fúcking love halloween. Priests must think this is their Christmas!

    Yes and remember children , always knock on doors in groups with an adult aprox 4 steps behind .

    * this public safety warning has being brought to you tonight courtesy of the Satan thread *


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    Jesus is referred to as the Morning Star in the Bible.

    *hails Lucifer...I mean Jesus*

    I wouldn't know to be honest, but it wasn't until post-new testament that the word Lucifer began to associated with Satan/a fallen angel.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Wheres the "Satan, just like god, jesus, heaven and hell is just bulls hit made up to scare people" option?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Wheres the "Satan, just like god, jesus, heaven and hell is just bulls hit made up to scare people" option?

    Because everyone knows that out of all the made up mythical bullshit Satan is the coolest and the only one who actually is real.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Poll sucks. Santa is king!


  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Cerocco


    Hail and Snow this year. Please God, Oops, please Satan :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,663 ✭✭✭policarp



    Beelzebub has the devil for a son...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me... for me..... for me!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    "The man in question of African origin, who was completely naked, got up to feed his child, at which point the other occupants took him for the devil," said Faivre.................they jumped out of a second-storey window

    http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/devil-fear-sparks-french-defenestration-20101024-16ytl.html

    None of these dudes thought he was cool.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    How can anyone not praise the sheer genius that was Lucifer?

    Why do those stupid 'I love Jesus' folk hate him so much?

    I think we should start to praise Satan more, the God of Coolness.

    More and more people are joining the cool side nowadays, let's conform!!

    Say no to Jesus, God and all those queers and yes to Satan.

    This thread is dedicated to you oh King of Darkness!

    HAIL SATAN!!


    Crap poll. 'Do you love him this much, or this much?
    Hail my arse. :D
    Anyway, I don't see the point in rejecting one kind of fairytale bollox and embracing another. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Satan has all the best music...RAWK...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    If god doesnt want us to go to strip clubs, have sex with random strangers and get twisted drunk every week then i would imagine Satan would be a cool with that. Im taking Satans side in this battle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Parsley wrote: »

    That's mad...:eek:

    I saw the Butthole Surfers in concert - 1993
    They supported Nirvana...

    Who would have thought they'd end up in a Satan thread on boards.ie !

    I've never met anyone in Ireland who ever knew what I was talking about when I mentioned Butthole Surfers....

    Anyway......Santa Rocks! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    foxinsox wrote: »

    I've never met anyone in Ireland who ever knew what I was talking about when I mentioned Butthole Surfers....
    Ditto Tenacious D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    I have sprinkled holy water all over this thread.

    God forgive ye all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Kasabian wrote: »
    I have sprinkled holy water all over this thread.

    God forgive ye all.

    Jeez...thanks for soaking my laptop!! :rolleyes:

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    foxinsox wrote: »
    Jeez...thanks for soaking my laptop!! :rolleyes:

    :D

    It will be worth it.


    So worth it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 805 ✭✭✭reverenddave


    foxinsox wrote: »
    That's mad...:eek:

    I saw the Butthole Surfers in concert - 1993
    They supported Nirvana...

    Who would have thought they'd end up in a Satan thread on boards.ie !

    I've never met anyone in Ireland who ever knew what I was talking about when I mentioned Butthole Surfers....

    Anyway......Santa Rocks! :D

    i know them !!!!!

    but the Butthole Surfers
    always said it's better to regret
    Something you did
    than something you didn't do



    red hot chili peppers - one hot minute 1993 (i think)

    ''deep kick'' is the name of the song






    and the big bang theory theme song too :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭ChopShop




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