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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    gynaecologist ??

    Gingers should never get to see pússy c'mon you know this!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    What's it?
    Whatever it is just do it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    sacramento wrote: »
    I read stuff how I want to! Especially if it encourages "your ma" jokes.

    That's all fine and dandy...

    until .....

    you're talking about "my ma" ! :mad:

    :D:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭buzsywuzsy


    would you consider becoming a horologist


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,148 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    You're a shining example to those who will surely follow. I can picture crack teams of laptop toting anthropologists hacking their way through the jungles of borneo. I don't know what they're doing there. They don't either.

    After all, they did combined IT/Anthropology degrees.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MarkR wrote: »
    You're a shining example to those who will surely follow. I can picture crack teams of laptop toting anthropologists hacking their way through the jungles of borneo. I don't know what they're doing there. They don't either.

    After all, they did combined IT/Anthropology degrees.



    Really? I'm ginger, I'd die. You clearly didn't think this through.

    What's your degree in?


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,148 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    sacramento wrote: »
    Really? I'm ginger, I'd die. You clearly didn't think this through.

    What's your degree in?

    Hmm... Your colouring could pose a problem. Perhaps you could be some form of early warning system to detect moderate levels of harmful UV rays?

    Sadly, the only degree I have is in sarcasm. :(


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MarkR wrote: »
    Hmm... Your colouring could pose a problem. Perhaps you could be some form of early warning system to detect moderate levels of harmful UV rays?

    Sadly, the only degree I have is in sarcasm. :(

    Maynooth probably does that degree through Arts.

    I'd be the canary down the mine, except in the jungle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    sacramento wrote: »
    ....Degree in Computer Science and Anthropology.

    All suggestions welcomed, especially nonsensical ones.


    *Edit: I'm also ginger, which is relevant.

    OP, you studied, Anthropology, CS and you are Ginger? Do you simply hate sex?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 912 ✭✭✭chakotha


    sacramento wrote: »
    Yes, I am the first one to do it from my college.

    It's a perfect Venn Diagram (Dara O'Briain would say :D)

    Seriously though maybe something to do with analysis of online behaviours of people from around the globe.

    The big online advertisers are ploughing a lot into this kind of research.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    vampire hunter
    wouldn't be much of a vampire hunter if you're afraid of sunlight :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    sacramento wrote: »
    ....Degree in Computer Science and Anthropology.

    All suggestions welcomed, especially nonsensical ones.


    *Edit: I'm also ginger, which is relevant.

    my advice to a Ginger is be a man-whore
    T.J. Hicks
    : The "man-gina": it's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our he-pussy.

    Detective Fowler
    : Listen up, man-whore. I oughta bust you right now!
    Deuce Bigalow: We just had sushi!
    Detective Fowler: "Sushi?" Is that what they call it nowadays? I'm hip to your man-whore slang. All right, fine. Why don't I just go have a chat with your spicy tuna roll?

    T.J. Hicks: What about Antoine's apartment?
    Deuce Bigalow: I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    might I suggest a wizard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Virtual Chuck Norris impersonator/simulator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Bonito wrote: »
    Chuck Norris's stimulator.

    it would take some man to fluff Chuck Norris.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Professional Dole Office, Welfare Claimant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    Both of your degrees are applicable for a job in IT that is centered around artificial intelligence.

    There are plenty of jobs in IT at the moment though. I just graduated this year and have a job as a junior software developer regardless of the fact that I have no relevant work experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    How about...........nah, too expensive.........

    What about........eh..........no..........

    Did you try.................no, they wouldn't even consider letting you...........

    Maybe.................dammit, that wouldn't work either.........












    Face it, that ginger hair is a major drawback for you in career oppertunities :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ZZZZZ!


    Carrot Topper! :mad:


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