Girlfried or Electric Blanket

P.C.

This is meant as a lighthearted thread.

So, it is starting to get cold, and 'they' say that we are going to have a similar winter to last year - snow and all.

So, my question is:

Should I get a girlfriend to keep me warm at night, or an electric blanket?

Both have benifits, and both have disadvantages.

An electric blanket will keep you warm at night, it does not care if you go to the pub to watch the game, or stay up late watching a movie - but, there are no other benifits in bed, except warmth.

A girlfriend has certain benifts other than just warmth, but might not be very happy when you tootle of to the pub to watch the game with your mates.

TouchingVirus

Girlfriend, totally. Benefits far outweigh the negatives and if they don't you could resort to the electric blanket and jilt her

Panthro

Why not have both?
have the lecky blanky switched on any night the lady isn't coming round and have it switched off any night she is round.
Simples!

P.C.

papagormo wrote: »

Why not have both?
have the lecky blanky switched on any night the lady isn't coming round and have it switched off any night she is round.
Simples!

Or, leck blanky at home, and stay over at hers.
That way I won't have to worry about doing the hoovering.

Emelio

I do not understand this thread.

Human being > electric appliance

Wolfe Tone

It depends which model of woman you get. Is she the kind that will cook and clean etc, aka the traditional model? Or is she one of these new brands who have delusions of equality, and thinks men should do these things themselves?

amacachi

Neither, love a cold bed.

ShagNastii

Sleep-wise an Electic blanket by a country mile. Everything else-wise a girlfriend definitely.

Otis Driftwood

Twould have to be the girlfriend.Aside from the obvious reasons one of the best things about the girlfriend option is when you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee and yer feet get all cold.Hopping back into bed beside a warm body cant be topped!

Maguined

Electric blanket, they are more reliable as you know they are always going to be warm, girlfriends can frequently be freezing cold to touch, coincidentally this is also when they feel the strongest urge to snuggle up to you, refusal results in much annoyance, I have never known an electric blanket to be annoyed at me for not wanting to snuggle it.

mike65

You can switch the blanket off.

BopNiblets

^ Haha.
Ehh... if you leave either alone to long they might burn your house down?

Panthro

mike65 wrote: »

You can switch the blanket off.

He knows for definate when the blankets turned on.....:p

Mackman

Whatever you do, dont get both. She'll only want it on all the time. Que you having a layer of skin burnt off you when you get into bed.

tbh

Emelio wrote: »

I do not understand this thread.

Human being > electric appliance

not always. My wife makes a crap espresso, for example.

Joey the lips

Go the pub and spend the extra money for blanket/Girlfriend on beer and chinese (Takeaway )

Evolute

Sure have both ya can be kept warm by the blanket when she isnt there.
Then when she is I think you get the message:p

Otis Driftwood

Joey the lips wrote: »

Go the pub and spend the extra money for blanket/Girlfriend on beer and chinese (Takeaway )

Or just combine the 2!

hobochris

you could always rent(a girlfriend that is)?

P.C.

hobochris wrote: »

you could always rent(a girlfriend that is)?

Nah - I am a gentleman, I don't rent (girlfriends that is).

Pherekydes

I like a cold bed, too. In my house the wife wears so many clothes to bed that none of her heat is transferable. I keep telling her if she wears nothing or nearly nothing she'll end up a lot warmer.

youcancallmeal

I dunno fried girl doesn't sound too appetising

donutheadhomer

mike65 wrote: »

You can switch the blanket off.

and much easier to turn on