If you could choose 3 dinner guests who would they be ?

wexfordia

Bill Clinton,MacGyver & BA Baracus are the 3 people I'd invite.The dinner table conversation would not be boring that's for sure !

messymess

Hitler, the Dalai Lama and Mike Tyson.

phasers

A professional chef, a grocery delivery person and a dishwasher

squeakyduck

Freddie Mercury, James Joyce and Sigmund Freud

minidazzler

Oscar Wilde, for quips on Life, Death and God.

Frank Turner for discussions on folk for the modern age.

Stephen Fry, for sheer awesomeness and lengthy discussions on every subject, and to see what Wilde thought of his protrayal in the film. (Do you think they would shag each other though)

Scuid Mhór

lee moses, james taylor and my favourite cousin.

Pauleta

Hitler, Stalin and Elvis

Mr Benevolent

Terry, Wibbs & Pope Benedict XVI.

sonic85

bruce lee george best and frankie boyle

De Dannan

Jesus, Hitler, Stephen Fry

sonic85

De Dannan wrote: »

Jesus, Hitler, Stephen Fry

surely having jesus and hitler in the same room would spell trouble?

Hande hoche!

Hitler,Ghandi and Judi Dench.

sonic85

sonic85 wrote: »

surely having jesus and hitler in the same room would spell trouble?

oh wait jesus is christian - my mistake!

Dacelonid

sonic85 wrote: »

surely having jesus and hitler in the same room would spell trouble?

Why? They could talk about how Jews persecuted them when they were younger

bonerm

Three homeless people in need of a meal. I'd even get them dessert if they wanted it.

HalloweenJack

Stephen Fry, David Bowie and Stephen King.

Think they'd all be interesting enough to keep a good conversation going.

PanchoVilla

sonic85 wrote: »

surely having jesus and hitler in the same room would spell trouble?

They could have a very long chat about how they've both been completely misrepresented for political gain.

Edit: And Aleister Crowley, Aldous Huxley, and Rasputin for a laugh.

Edit 2: And instead of dinner we would take massive amounts of drugs and talk about the meaning of life...or the wonderful properties of gelatin, whichever comes first.

who what when

messymess wrote: »

Hitler, the Dalai Lama and Mike Tyson.

Im pretty sure Hitler didnt like asians or blacks.
I doubt if Mike Tyson can speak either German or Mongolian.
The Dalai Lama isnt a fan of bullies and tyrants.

Can i come?

FreudianSlippers

sonic85 wrote: »

oh wait jesus is christian - my mistake!

Jesus is not a Christian.

He's a Jew... so don't forget to give him the kosher meal.

deasyd

1. Michael Buble without a doubt - what an UNREAL guy.

2. Cheryl Cole - sure why not?

3. Mary McAleese - just so I could ask her what she does up in that big white house and how she spends all that money we give her.

Yep, Michael, Cheryl, Mary and me would have right aul craic in my place.

messymess

bonerm wrote: »

Three homeless people in need of a meal. I'd even get them dessert if they wanted it.

This is the worst, most altruistic response I've ever heard to this question!

Now on the other hand, if you made the homeless people fight each other for the food ... that'd be different

sonic85

OisinT wrote: »

Jesus is not a Christian.

He's a Jew... so don't forget to give him the kosher meal.

so i was right the first time! WTF! easy know ive not been to mass in years - my parents would be so ashamed!

Teutorix

The amazing atheist, the pope and the iranian president.

I would just wait for chaos to ensue.

Biggins

Emmanuel and her two like minded sisters. :cool:

Dudess

Stephen Fry has to be the number one fantasy dinner guest. :pac:

He is great though.

alwaysadub

John, Edward, and Hannibal Lector.
That'd get rid of them!

wexfordia

messymess wrote: »

Hitler, the Dalai Lama and Mike Tyson.

The Dalai Lama could calm things down if Adolf and Mike started to fight over the last piece of cake at dessert.

Teutorix

alwaysadub wrote: »

John, Edward, and Hannibal Lector.
That'd get rid of them!

Film it for a new cooking show on RTÉ ''cooking with the stars''

sonic85

wexfordia wrote: »

The Dalai Lama could calm things down if Adolf and Mike started to fight over the last piece of cake at dessert.

to be honest i doubt there would be much resistance - tyson would have hitlers head id imagine!

mike65

Bertie Ahern, Brian Cowen and Patrick Neary. I'd yell at them for a while and then kill them with a brand new shiney meat cleaver.

bonerm

sonic85 wrote: »

to be honest i doubt there would be much resistance - tyson would have hitlers head id imagine!

Nah, just his ear.

minidazzler

deasyd wrote: »

1. Michael Buble without a doubt - what an UNREAL guy.

2. Cheryl Cole - sure why not?

3. Mary McAleese - just so I could ask her what she does up in that big white house and how she spends all that money we give her.

Yep, Michael, Cheryl, Mary and me would have right aul craic in my place.

There will not be a worse answer than this on this thread.

wexfordia

alwaysadub wrote: »

John, Edward, and Hannibal Lector.
That'd get rid of them!

I think even Hannibal Lector might think twice before eating that pair

Biggins

wexfordia wrote: »

I think even Hannibal Lector might think twice before eating that pair

A lot of people find them hard to swallow!

FreudianSlippers

deasyd wrote: »

1. Michael Buble without a doubt - what an UNREAL guy.

2. Cheryl Cole - sure why not?

3. Mary McAleese - just so I could ask her what she does up in that big white house and how she spends all that money we give her.

Yep, Michael, Cheryl, Mary and me would have right aul craic in my place.

That's my fúck, marry, kill list

sonic85

OisinT wrote: »

That's my fúck, marry, kill list

in what order?!

alwaysadub

OisinT wrote: »

That's my fúck, marry, kill list

You wanna fcuk Michael Buble?
Whatever you're into yourself i suppose..

FreudianSlippers

I have to say fúck Mary McAleese, marry Cheryl Cole and kill Michael Buble

messymess

How about Alex Ferguson, Rooney and Collen?

marzic

marlyn monroe
hellen keller
stephen hawking...

"oh marlyn, can you help me in the kitchen?":D

Greentopia

1.Stephen Fry for me too-is there anyone who doesn't like Stephen Fry?
(well apart from homophobes and anti-semites, but I mean civilised people...)

2.Tom Hodgkinson-English writer, journalist, him wot wrote my bibles for living 'How to be Idle' and 'How to be Free' - top chap and he could bring his ukulele for some music.

3.Christopher Hitchens (would stock up on lots of whiskey so -help make poor Hitch forget his troubles for the evening )

FreudianSlippers

messymess wrote: »

How about Alex Ferguson, Rooney and Collen?

Easy:

Fúck Colleen
Marry Alex Ferguson
Kill Wayne Rooney.

sonic85

messymess wrote: »

How about Alex Ferguson, Rooney and Collen?

or rooney colleen and a prostitute?! sparks would fly!

FreudianSlippers

For Ashley Cole:

Marry: Cheryl Cole
Fúck: Mobile Phone
Kill: Career

Misanthrope

Dick Cheney, Michael Collins and Jessica Alba.

Cheney so I could bludgeon him to death with the candlestick holder and Collins, simply because I have so many questions I'd like to ask him before I retire to my dungeon with Jessica for a night of hard and steamy fornication

marzic

OisinT wrote: »

I have to say fúck Mary McAleese, marry Cheryl Cole and kill Michael Buble

poor cheryl, the second marriage she didnt get rode!:D

jam_mac_jam

Churchill, Oscar Wilde and stalin and Jamie Oliver to cook. So I can have four, as Jamie will not be allowed to talk

GLaDOS

Jesus
Muhammad
Richard Dawkins

orourkeda

a drug dealer, prostitute and butcher

steak, blowjobs and coke in plentiful supply

FreudianSlippers

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Jesus
Muhammad
Richard Dawkins

Sure they'd probably get along a treat tbh.

Misanthrope

If it has to be living people I'll take

Dick Cheney, Jessica Alba and Sarah Palin.

Dick will of course die violently in the middle of his starter,and the ladies will make an attempt to deal with it by removing their bikinis and caressing each other, which will only partially work thus requiring me to administer some solid comforting to both of them