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My housemate

yesno1234 · 2010-10-22 04:14:02

I really wanna f*** her whats the verdict?

22-10-2010 5:14am

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I really wanna f*** her whats the verdict?

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#2 22-10-2010 5:15am

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Pics/GTFO now.

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#3 22-10-2010 5:15am

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Guilty for Rape

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#4 22-10-2010 5:35am

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Well she won't fúck herself now will she.

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#5 22-10-2010 6:03am

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Well she won't fúck herself now will she.

Well, she might

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#6 22-10-2010 6:09am

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Barna77 wrote: »

Well, she might

Well then he needs to find a place that sells video cameras and sex toys at 6 in the morning.

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#7 22-10-2010 8:51am

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The-Rigger wrote: »

Pics/GTFO now.

Yep, What he said.

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#8 22-10-2010 9:01am

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Maybe she is a woman of discrimination and wouldn't touch you with a 40' barge pole.

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#9 22-10-2010 9:28am

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The term pics or GTFO is quite appropriate this thread .

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#10 22-10-2010 9:33am

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In my mind the OP is gay and this thread is so much more attractive.

I'm older than Minecraft goats.

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#11 22-10-2010 9:34am

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This housemate your mother by any chance............

REEEEE REEE REE REEEEEE REEEEEE REEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEE <blood flows in to plug hole> Dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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#12 22-10-2010 9:43am

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Yeah you should TOTALLY do it. Then when the **** hits the fan and it goes pearshaped and you could cut the tension with a knife, come back and tell us all about it.

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#13 22-10-2010 9:50am

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He posted it at 5:14 this morning, which leads me to believe he probably drunkenly went into her room... I can't WAIT to hear what happened.

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#14 22-10-2010 9:54am

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No pics = thread fail.

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#15 22-10-2010 9:54am

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yesno1234 wrote: »

I really wanna f*** her

So what are you waiting for? Change the locks next time she's out.

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#16 22-10-2010 9:55am

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Go for it then report back for the AH lols.

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#17 22-10-2010 10:37am

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I know, I know............get her really drunk, kill her and then **** the body and THEN post pics!

You can't lose!

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#18 22-10-2010 10:43am

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as she's loading the dishwasher approach her from behind and horse it into her. this NEVER fails.

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#19 22-10-2010 10:46am

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Enough of the violence, it ain't funny.

Do what every other man does, beg. It sometimes works.

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#20 22-10-2010 10:49am

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Enough of the violence, it ain't funny.

Do what every other man does, beg. It sometimes works.

I'm usually the one begging

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#21 22-10-2010 10:52am

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Kiera wrote: »

I'm usually the one begging

Find that hard to believe.

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#22 22-10-2010 10:52am

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A man doesn't beg.

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#23 22-10-2010 11:22am

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bonerm wrote: »

So what are you waiting for? Change the locks next time she's in.

fixed

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#24 22-10-2010 11:29am

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Enough of the violence, it ain't funny.

Do what every other man does, beg. It sometimes works.

I am stunned that you are allowing this type of thread to go on, its
sick !!!!!

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#25 22-10-2010 11:56am

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reeta wrote: »

I am stunned that you are allowing this type of thread to go on, its
sick !!!!!

OP didnt say he wanted to rape her, merely f*ck here.
There is a subtle difference.
Think chloroform vs alcohol

Speaking of such, whats that sweet smell? Smells kind of like chlo............

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#26 22-10-2010 1:08pm

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reeta wrote: »

F"*k you sicko....

You obviously need to get a girl drunk to go anywhere near you !!!

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#27 22-10-2010 1:16pm

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reeta wrote: »

You obviously need to get a girl drunk to go anywhere near you !!!

Self Quoting fail.

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#28 22-10-2010 1:21pm

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You can't just barge in there and ask for a fcuk!!!

You need to lay the groundwork first. Heres what I would do.

Buy yourself a few small pinhole spy cameras.
Have you got access to the attic space over her bedroom?
............

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#29 22-10-2010 1:27pm

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duuude man, so obvious.
pay her portion of the rent

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#30 22-10-2010 1:37pm

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bitches be crazy...

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#31 22-10-2010 2:00pm

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reeta wrote: »

You obviously need to get a girl drunk to go anywhere near you !!!

Are you drunk?

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#32 22-10-2010 2:45pm

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Start whacking off with the door wide open. Its likely to freak her out a bit at the start but at some stage she has to get horny and jump your bones

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#33 22-10-2010 2:51pm

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Share a bottle of wine over dinner.

Tell a really sad story, look a bit teary and dynamic.

Bit like this guy

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s119/tarlyn_st_denfer/zapp.jpg

"Pity love" :pac:

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#34 22-10-2010 3:12pm

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Foolproof seduction routine;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcPOtKaZTBA

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#35 22-10-2010 3:28pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Well then he needs to find a place that sells video cameras and sex toys at 6 in the morning.

Thats called "Japan".

Great place.

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#36 22-10-2010 3:30pm

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If you wanna sleep with her start by wearing down her self confidence, tell her she's fat and fix the bathroom scales to make her think she is, then slowly get rid of all her friends by telling them she hates them, she'll end up so alone and miserable she'll be wide open (:D) to your advances. That's what real men do.

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#37 22-10-2010 3:34pm

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I smell a Fail thread of Feeky McGee style proportions

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#38 22-10-2010 3:36pm

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--Kaiser-- wrote: »

I smell a Fail thread of Feeky McGee style proportions

Like the smell of shit?

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#39 22-10-2010 3:39pm

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Just bounce her head off the coffee table.

I mean....pics or gtfo?

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#40 22-10-2010 3:41pm

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--Kaiser-- wrote: »

I smell a Fail thread of Feeky McGee style proportions

Nah I seen Feeky's, it was huge.

This one is tiny and aint gonna please anybody.

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#41 22-10-2010 3:43pm

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Bonito wrote: »

Nah I seen Feeky's, it was huge.

This one is tiny and aint gonna please anybody.

It will please the OP if he gets his leg over.

/unless she’s a sack of spuds…..

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#42 22-10-2010 3:43pm

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Bonito wrote: »

Nah I seen Feeky's, it was huge.

This one is tiny and aint gonna please anybody.

Double entandre's galore

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#43 22-10-2010 3:45pm

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Kiera wrote: »

It will please the OP if he gets his leg over.

/unless she’s a sack of spuds…..

Moar coushin for the ****in

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#44 22-10-2010 3:46pm

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senordingdong wrote: »

Moar coushin for the ****in

Sack of spuds = lies there doing nothing. Not fat.

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#45 22-10-2010 3:48pm

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senordingdong wrote: »

Moar coushin for the ****in

Sure fat girls are full of fannys...

Kiera wrote: »

Sack of spuds = lies there doing nothing. Not fat.

He could always go for the ass to make her a bit more lively.

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#46 22-10-2010 3:48pm

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I can't believe I'm going to say this but,

DON'T SH!T WHERE YOU EAT!

It ends badly

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#47 22-10-2010 3:50pm

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Dj Stiggie wrote: »

I can't believe I'm going to say this but,

DON'T SH!T WHERE YOU EAT!

It ends badly

It's still ok to bone your housemate though.... right?

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#48 22-10-2010 3:53pm

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Dj Stiggie wrote: »

I can't believe I'm going to say this but,

DON'T SH!T WHERE YOU EAT!

It ends badly

Says you!

Sent from my iPhone as I poop in the fridge

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#49 22-10-2010 3:55pm

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steve06 wrote: »

He could always go for the ass to make her a bit more lively.

I like that keira likes this post. Oh you minx...

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#50 22-10-2010 3:55pm

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steve06 wrote: »

It's still ok to bone your housemate though.... right?

Housemate, neighbour, anything that moves basically :pac:

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#51 22-10-2010 3:59pm

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yesno1234 wrote: »

I really wanna f*** her whats the verdict?

computer says no

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