Opposite sex for 1 day only

EverEvolving

So, if you woke up one morning and realised you had either grown a pair or had some fun bags, what would be the first thing you would do?


Personally, I would ring my insurance company immediately and have them put my premium up. *









*Not really, I would have a wee, what else do you do first thing in the morning

liah

Have a ****

Degag

liah wrote: »

Have a ****

First thing i came up with too tbh.

JohnathanM

liah wrote: »

Have a ****

Yep. Nobody would see much of me that day.

xzanti

Have a breakfast roll or 5... They seem to get away with eating a lot more sh1te for some reason!!

brummytom

Buy chocolate, cry about how fat I am.

Eat chocolate to cheer myself up, cry about eating bad food.

Buy more chocolate

Degag

JohnathanM wrote: »

Yep. Nobody would see much of me that day.

I think it would work to our favour also because (and this is only a thought) there would be no obligatory half an hour reload wait.

xzanti

Buy chocolate, cry about how fat I am.

Eat chocolate to cheer myself up, cry about eating bad food.

Buy more chocolate

Spot the ghey :pac:

Would you not be too busy fondling your boobs and stuff??

Absurdum

poke myself

Joey the lips

Play with my tits for an hour then spend the rest of the day rideing the other half as she is now a he and she who is now he will be up for loads where as when she was she it was a twice weekly event.

Well you asked!

JohnathanM

Degag wrote: »

I think it would work to our favour also because (and this is only a thought) there would be no obligatory half an hour reload wait.

Half an hour? You want to slow down. You only a get bucket and a half.

brummytom

xzanti wrote: »

Spot the ghey :pac:

Would you not be too busy fondling your boobs and stuff??

When I've an excuse to eat shitloads of chocolate?! No!



That's what rohynpol's for

iPlop

I would rake the bosca off myself

ronnie3585

Plough the box off meself.

And take loads of nudie photos.

Degag

JohnathanM wrote: »

Half an hour? You want to slow down. You only a get bucket and a half.

I have it in reserve.............. unfortunately.:(

AAAAAAAHHH

Joey the lips wrote: »

Play with my tits for an hour then spend the rest of the day rideing the other half as she is now a he and she who is now he will be up for loads where as when she was she it was a twice weekly event.

Well you asked!

So the first thing you'd do is have sex with a man? Why don't you just stop lying to yourself?

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'd do some housework.

Subtle Troll

AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »

So the first thing you'd do is have sex with a man? Why don't you just stop lying to yourself?

His user name takes on new unpleasant connotations given the topic.

tricky D

Play with rabbits

J. Marston

It's obvious and It's immature but play with me boobs all day.
And flash random people for the craic.

Gunsfortoys

Watch sex and the city and buy a 500,000 apartment.

Superbus

tricky D wrote: »

Play with rabbits

And live off the fat o' the lan'?

up for anything

Joey the lips wrote: »

then spend the rest of the day rideing the other half as she is now a he and she who is now he will be up for loads where as when she was she it was a twice weekly event.

No you wouldn't. If you turned into a real she you'd make sure it was on a day that your twice weekly duty didn't fall on.

df1985

Ive a pile of ironing that needs doing, probably that.





after playing with my new breasts of course.

stupidusername

Is this a matter of being the same person but being of the opposite sex? I think it'd be interesting (using the term loosely) to see what person of the opposite sex you'd pick to be for a day.

Bonito

In before Links1234 turns thread serious.

Mr McBoatface

I'd kick my wife in her newly acquired set of nuts so she could indeed confirm that a kick in the nuts hurts way much more than childbirth.

Mint Sauce

Check to see if its really ture about the nerve endings.

Mrmoe

Drive to the shop, don't use indicators, ignore other road users, chat incessantly on the phone about noting in particular, buy bread , ham , mayo, come home, make sandwich, eat it, then rake box off myself.

EverEvolving

jobyrne30 wrote: »

I'd kick my wife in her newly acquired set of nuts so she could indeed confirm that a kick in the nuts hurts way much more than childbirth.

She doesn't change, only you.



Rules shall be made up when necessary.

EverEvolving

stupidusername wrote: »

Is this a matter of being the same person but being of the opposite sex? I think it'd be interesting (using the term loosely) to see what person of the opposite sex you'd pick to be for a day.

Yes you are still the same person, just with different genitals and mammary glands.

Interesting thought though. I would be Bill Cullen, just so I could destroy his empire and not have to watch his derogatory crap and replace him with O’Leary, but then I would need to morph into a TV exec and get the ball rolling on that. I’m exhausted after that … off for a relief ****.

talla10

Hit a lesbian bar pull two stunning women (i assume im as attractive being a woman as i am as a man ) bring em home record the 5 hour lesbian session and i have a great dvd to enjoy forever

Chuchoter

I would enjoy being like 6'1 vs 5ft for the day
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
I'd also enjoy being able to find really,really dumb action films good.

amacachi

crayolastereo wrote: »

I would enjoy being like 6'1 vs 5ft for the day
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
I'd also enjoy being able to find really,really dumb action films good.

With your height I really hope it's boys and not men you're pulling.

talla10

crayolastereo wrote: »

I
And have sex with every hot woman ever (assuming I can pull as many girls with no effort as I currently pull boys with no effort, which is somewhat annoying because I don't like boys! :P)
.

pics or GTFO

Bonito

talla10 wrote: »

pics or GTFO

How about: Pics so we can GTFO?


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Gummy Panda

Knowing my luck, I'd be menstruating so figuring out tampons

efb

if I grew tits, hmmm, if....


(Ive bigger funbags that most wimmins now)

I'd bleed, wear white, ride horses, and be a cnut for about 5 days.

Princess Peach

Get kicked in the balls.

Can't be as painful as they make it out to be

scientific1982

Princess Peach wrote: »

Get kicked in the balls.

Can't be as painful as they make it out to be

Ill do the honours for ya.

d.anthony

I'd do my womanly duty and make my OH a sandwich.

FoxT

- feed the baby
- hoover the house
- bring the OH beer while he watches the match
- go to mass

Chucky the tree

Finally do a good job at ironing my shirts.

mikerowsopht

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

Then I'd head out to me car and have a spin on the gear knob

then

I'd head into town and start flashing my taa taa's at everyone until I find a lezzo

then

I'd jump up & down in front of the mirror while also flapping the underside of my tits up & down

Finally in work I would call in sick because of my period

I'm sure I've left out a couple of things here.

00112984

Get a BJ just to see what all the fuss is about.

Sea Sharp

Go to the pub and get beers bought for me until drunk.
Then I'd find myself a lesbien and spend the rest of the evening scissoring.

Duggy747

I'd buy loads of magazines of celebrity magazines because that tart Cheryl Cole is on the front of one of them.

Eat some crisps and then feel miserable for having done so, I'll feel like a hippo then.

Watch my woman stories on TV..........something that involves muuuuuuurder and romance.

Dress in skimpy outfits and when guys look at me I'll start calling them wierdos and perverts.

Make a sandwich and give it to a man.

Start a bitchy rumour about a girl and watch it manifest itself out of control.

Cry for no apparent reason.

Go to the pub / club, get some poor sod to buy me drinks all night, bump into everyone and tell them to fùck off, rob pints, rob glasses, start a fight with a guy for no reason knowing he can't hit me back and then get the biggest guy I can find to flatten the git..........all with a disgusted look on my face.

Fiddle with myself and see what I can fit up there.

Professey Chin

Investigate that mysterious room known as a kitchen

PeterIanStaker

I'd flick the bean 'til it fell off.

wild_cat

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

WindSock

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd head into town and start flashing my taa taa's at everyone until I find a lezzo

:pac:



I'd make countless jokes about women & kitchens and fall about the floor laughing as if I had heard them for the first time. Then I would talk about science and things.