Opposite sex for 1 day only

omega666

1) shower, a bit of exploration and take a few pics followed by a huge fry for breakfast
2) hit the women showers at the GYM, timed perfectly for when some female pole dancing class has just finished up.
3) a big steak and chips lunch with all the extra's washed down with a cold pint of heninken
4) Invite all the girls around for a slumber party
Stock up on lots of wine, pillows, lube and crotchless panties.
Get the girls over, ply then with booze have a real authentic pillow fight in our underwear (see crotch less panties above) and end up with a big group lesbian orgy.

mikerowsopht

wild_cat wrote: »

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

anywaz I don't really give a bollix where it is as long as I ejaculate

Jaded811

lovely topic

Joey the lips

wild_cat wrote: »

The Clitoris isnt "up" there.

Thats the mistake i have been making so....Dam ansummers and her ears....

ibarelycare

Ride a girl doggy style.
Fall asleep straight afterwards.

smash

mikerowsopht wrote: »

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

I'm taking it that you've never actually been with a chick...

mike65

mikerowsopht wrote: »

It is ye, the clitoris is up the vadge dude, near the top beside the curly thing

Thats the wurly thing beside the curly thing, so there's a milk choclocate bar in every vagina? :eek:

Des Carter

Id cut down on my estrogen intake and go to the hospital!!!!!

I would also make a very ugly women so the whole playing with my bewbs would be a bit disturbing.

stupidusername

My brother gets loads of women () and apparently I look very like him, so if I was a guy, I think I'd do quite well

Gummy Panda

ibarelycare wrote: »

Ride a girl doggy style.
Fall asleep straight afterwards.

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

ibarelycare

Gummy Panda wrote: »

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

God no. Too intimate. I plan on blowing my load, turning so my back is to her, farting and sleeping peacefully.

smash

Gummy Panda wrote: »

best to finish as spoons so you just cuddle afterwards as you fall asleep

Forking is so much more fun than spooning!

Gummy Panda

steve06 wrote: »

Forking is so much more fun than spooning!

what's forking?

smash

Gummy Panda wrote: »

what's forking?

it's what spooning can lead to.

AckwelFoley

What would i do if i was a woman for a day?

Clean the house,and cook my dinner for tomorrow when im back as a man

Ghandee

Pee sitting down, just to see if it feels the same SOBER!

AlmightyCushion

I'd consult a doctor.

rossie1977

stupidusername wrote: »

My brother gets loads of women () and apparently I look very like him, so if I was a guy, I think I'd do quite well

looking like your brother (who gets lots of women) isn't always the best though, take

joan cusack and john cusack, maggie gyllenhaal and jake gyllenhaal

SerialComplaint

I'd watch Expose on TV3 to see if it makes any sense to females.

paddy978

Finger myself.

stupidusername

SerialComplaint wrote: »

I'd watch Expose on TV3 to see if it makes any sense to females.

No, no it doesn't.

LouieWalsh

Let Simon do me from behind!





















Again!

tempura

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'd buy loads of magazines of celebrity magazines because that tart Cheryl Cole is on the front of one of them.

Eat some crisps and then feel miserable for having done so, I'll feel like a hippo then.

Watch my woman stories on TV..........something that involves muuuuuuurder and romance.

Dress in skimpy outfits and when guys look at me I'll start calling them wierdos and perverts.

Make a sandwich and give it to a man.

Start a bitchy rumour about a girl and watch it manifest itself out of control.

Cry for no apparent reason.

Go to the pub / club, get some poor sod to buy me drinks all night, bump into everyone and tell them to fùck off, rob pints, rob glasses, start a fight with a guy for no reason knowing he can't hit me back and then get the biggest guy I can find to flatten the git..........all with a disgusted look on my face.

Fiddle with myself and see what I can fit up there.

Generalise much ?

Zombienosh

lads->girls, stay at home flick the bean all day.

girls->lads, ****, piss standing up, be able to relax and do nothing for once.

brummytom

LouieWalsh wrote: »

Let Simon do me from behind!





















Again!

I got an infraction in the television forum for calling Louis Walsh gay!

Ollchailin

brummytom wrote: »

I got an infraction in the television forum for calling Louis Walsh gay!

It's ok, he's LouiE Walsh, not LouiS, totally different fella.

CorkMan

Wake up, be alerted to the blood dripping from "down there" then immediately ring 999.

Go straight to the hospital and stay overnight, wait for what the Doctors would say the next day.

Record everything and put it on youtube.

policarp

Ollchailin wrote: »

It's ok, he's LouiE Walsh, not LouiS, totally different fella.

Who in their right mind would want to wake up in the morning as Looey Walsh though???

Bonito

policarp wrote: »

Who in their right mind would want to wake up in the morning as Looey Walsh though???

Simply to have his Maseratti, I would.

Ollchailin

Oh I never said what I'd do....

I'd eat all round me seeing as most men can do that without worrying about it.

I'd go drinking with the lads and hear what they really talk about when there are no women around- although one could argue that's what happens in AH- but at least this would be my male friends and I could use the info as bribery if needs be in the future perhaps...

I'd pee standing up.

And obviously I'd have to try out some naughty stuff. Just cos.

FoxT

24 hours wouldnt be long enough....
I can see it now...

Step 1 - Find the bean. This will take 23 hrs 59mins 59 secs
Step 2 - Flic... - time up!

WeeBushy

Jaded811 wrote: »

lovely topic

You signed up just to say that

You obviously don't understand how much fun flicking the bean (preferably with several other beans in close proximity) would be were I a girl.

Terry

mikerowsopht wrote: »

I'd shove my phone up and give myself a call, see what this clitoris is all about.

Best of luck losing your virginity.

Anyway, I'd change my name to Rozie and tell everyone within earshot that I'm a lady.

policarp

I would love to see a bloke who woke up as a woman trying to dress, put on make up and generally try to get ready for the day ahead. Women on the other hand would fare out a lot better, I think.

AlmightyCushion

policarp wrote: »

I would love to see a bloke who woke up as a woman trying to dress, put on make up and generally try to get ready for the day ahead. Women on the other hand would fare out a lot better, I think.

A man with unlimited access to boobs and vaginas wouldn't want to leave the house.

AskMyChocolate

Finally win a staring competition with the security guard in the lingerie department.

Duggy747

tempura wrote: »

Generalise much ?

Take jokes much?

fakearms123

Jesus if I was a women for a day the first thing I would do in the morning is sprint down the stairs and try to find the largest kitchen appliance or fruit to stick in me little hairy gash, as soon as I've found a banana big enough I'd stab me gee to bits with it!

jimthemental

Gucky wrote: »

Pee sitting down, just to see if it feels the same SOBER!

You piss sitting down when you're drunk? :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Be a real man and piss on something, like a passing pedestrian or an open letterbox!:rolleyes:

orourkeda

Have a wide on and a period just to see what it feels like