Where would a gent buy a decent walking cane?

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

Probably the wrong place to post this, no idea what category it falls under though...

Need a walking cane, in the style of Where's Wally, for a halloween costume. Not sure where to buy one though, don't want to be spending loads on a fancy one either.

Any ideas??

stupidusername

You need to get in contact with these fine gents

El Weirdo

The cane complex on third. In the cane district.

matchthis

There's the Cane Hut, that's on third. There's Canes-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Hand-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Stick... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Cane complex on third.

phasers

Just get a stick from the park

funk-you

Just nick it off some old dude. Isn't that what all the kids are doing nowadays?

-Funk

slavetothegrind

Find a blind lad.
Steal his dog.

When he whips out his backup cane use a piece of timber to lure him tappety tap down a blind alley ( couldn't help myself!) and then mug him for his cane.

simples;)

storm2811

Get the cane from Citizen Kane.

Coriolanus

A decent looking cane is going to cost money. Get a stick and throw some varnish on it.

_JOE_

Try the charity shops around the city centre etc.

WindSock

matchthis wrote: »

There's the Cane Hut, that's on third. There's Canes-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Hand-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Stick... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Cane complex on third.

Can I buy the cane from Citizen Kane there too?

OP, aks some in an old folks home if they can lend you one, as someone said they are fairly pricey.

biko

What's brown and sticky?

Your cane

Scuid Mhór

kid wants a cane and he says he's dressing up as wally, not gregory house. after hours certainly has jumped the shark.

RDM_83 again

Can't think of anything funny :fail:
But OP go to one of the Guineys on talbot street they sell cheap ones

Coriolanus

RDM_83 again wrote: »

Can't think of anything funny :fail:
But OP go to one of the Guineys on talbot street they sell cheap ones

Inb4 "Is that Talbot St in Limerick or Cork hurr hurr". :rolleyes:

Biggins

Ebay when all else fails.

Believe it or not, I have found Poundstretcher stores and their kind, sometimes have them.
Occasionally I see them in markets as well as on sale on cobblers shops.

I had to go looking for one myself as occasionally I need help due to a wound I have in an ankle where part of it was taken from me.

If your are ever in Drogheda, Co Louth, Hickeys Chemist in West street sell them - and they are not that expensive at all.

mikerowsopht

wow a member who uses a walking cane and boards.ie, impressive

Snakeblood

niallo24 wrote: »

Probably the wrong place to post this, no idea what category it falls under though...

Need a walking cane, in the style of Where's Wally, for a halloween costume. Not sure where to buy one though, don't want to be spending loads on a fancy one either.

Any ideas??

A true gent would know where to find a cane. :rolleyes:

Biggins

Snakeblood wrote: »

A true gent would know where to find a cane. :rolleyes:

I'm saying nothing, I'm a pillock!

bonerm

stupidusername wrote: »

You need to get in contact with these fine gents

Where's Wally?

Oh there they are!

Dravokivich

stupidusername wrote: »

You need to get in contact with these fine gents

Exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title

jackiebaron

Dublin Bus lost and found

Wompa1

Don't worry if you see Gentlemen on the door of the toilets. They didn't have one that said Scoundrel so just go right in.

flyton5

The waiting room of the Irish Guide Dogs Association. The blind folk will be all excited waiting for their dogs and will thus have let their guard down...