Girl Racers

Doom

One of them tried to drive over me in a petrol station courtyard....... I though the lads had bad drivng manners, seriously how Ugly, un-feminine, un-sexy and trashy can you get....yuck!
Rant over

WindSock

Maybe she did it because YOU were ugly and unsexy. Huh? Ever think about that? Ehhh?

Scuid Mhór

girl races are quite an enigma because most girls have the awareness part of their brain fully developed when they hit eighteen so they know that racing isn't smart. boys on the other hand aren't fully developed until they hit twenty-five.

not strictly anything to do with what you said op but i figured i'd throw it out there and actually make this thread interesting.

W.Shakes-Beer

<insert joke about kitchen here>

Ruu_Old

Roy: "All women want bastards!"

Kimono-Girl

Doom wrote: »

I though the lads had bad drivng manners, seriously

its not manners didn't you hear women are worse drivers

FreudianSlippers

Driving to Longford a few weeks ago to do a case this car was up my arse on the motorway. I had passed it earlier and it was some little "hot hatch" with big stickers and an ugly wing on the back. I looked in the mirror expecting a boy racer and I saw a girl racer.

Pretty surprised, so I just took off and left her little tin can miles behind me

Kimono-Girl

they are everywhere at the moment, there is this one girl racer lives around here somewhere you see her going around the place in this awful done up car that sounds like a freaking jet, and worse everytime she drives by (5 times a day)the walls shake....and to add insult to injury in my opinion their taste in music is c***.:mad:

Wertz

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

girl races are quite an enigma because most girls have the awareness part of their brain fully developed when they hit eighteen so they know that racing isn't smart. boys on the other hand aren't fully developed until they hit twenty-five.

not strictly anything to do with what you said op but i figured i'd throw it out there and actually make this thread interesting.

Aren't you making a massive assumpition here about boy/girl racers and their brains?

FreudianSlippers

Wertz wrote: »

Aren't you making a massive assumpition here about boy/girl racers and their brains?

They don't have any to speak of.

Professey Chin

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

they are everywhere at the moment, there is this one girl racer lives around here somewhere you see her going around the place in this awful done up car that sounds like a freaking jet, and worse everytime she drives by (5 times a day)the walls shake....and to add insult to injury in my opinion their taste in music is c***.:mad:

And the little tramps are still getting charged feck all for insurance so they can buy more sh!tty add-ons and music for their whore mobiles :mad:

orourkeda

at least they dont smack their joysticks off the joystick when they are doing 110 mph on the M50

Wertz

OisinT wrote: »

They don't have any to speak of.

Ah of course they do...but like the cars it's usually a small underpowered sh*tbox that makes lots of noise and doesn't go anywhere that fast.

Scuid Mhór

Wertz wrote: »

Aren't you making a massive assumpition here about boy/girl racers and their brains?

because i'd totally say something like that without making sure i was right beforehand? my grandfather told me that and he was either lying to me to keep me from learning to drift or he was quoting something he read in newscientist - take your pick.

phill106

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

they are everywhere at the moment, there is this one girl racer lives around here somewhere you see her going around the place in this awful done up car that sounds like a freaking jet, and worse everytime she drives by (5 times a day)the walls shake....and to add insult to injury in my opinion their taste in music is c***.:mad:

Think that is a problem with your building standards. What type of cardboard box is your home made of?

Misanthrope

ROTFLMAO. That thread title made my wet myself.

Girl racer?............ oh lordy!

OK, first picture in your mind a woman driver.Right,now picture a girl racer......... whhhhooooaaahhooooohhoooooohheeeeeheeeeehhaaaa:D

Wertz

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

because i'd totally say something like that without making sure i was right beforehand? my grandfather told me that and he was either lying to me to keep me from learning to drift or he was quoting something he read in newscientist - take your pick.

Yeah, bit of a whoooosh moment there...read my post again (OisinT's reply might clear it up a bit).

The whoooosh wasn't a glanza's dump valve either.

Kimono-Girl

phill106 wrote: »

Think that is a problem with your building standards. What type of cardboard box is your home made of?

a rented premium cardboard box on a main street with many girl racers outside

Doom

WindSock wrote: »

Maybe she did it because YOU were ugly and unsexy. Huh? Ever think about that? Ehhh?

I have a head cold today so maybe i'm not my handsome self:P.....but in all fairness she had a head like a melted welly

mikerowsopht

they are all dirrttyy knackers birds.
There's one floatin around tallaght
The whole car is pink I $h!t you not, the whole car

pickarooney

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

girl races are quite an enigma because most girls have the awareness part of their brain fully developed when they hit eighteen so they know that racing isn't smart. boys on the other hand aren't fully developed until they hit twenty-five.

not strictly anything to do with what you said op but i figured i'd throw it out there and actually make this thread interesting.

As "interesting" as those old "studies" that showed that black people had smaller brains than white people.

Max Power1

pickarooney wrote: »

As "interesting" as those old "studies" that showed that black people had smaller brains than white people.

That sounds about accurate

Muckie

mikerowsopht wrote: »

they are all dirrttyy knackers birds.
There's one floatin around tallaght
The whole car is pink I $h!t you not, the whole car

That wouldn't happen to be a pink Impreza thats being missing
its front bumper for the last month. I often see her "fella" driving
it(just as super awesome!)

Its lacking Lexus tail lights though :pac:

mikerowsopht

Muckie wrote: »

That wouldn't happen to be a pink Impreza thats being missing
its front bumper for the last month. I often see her "fella" driving
it(just as super awesome!)

Its lacking Lexus tail lights though :pac:

think it is ye, could be a fiesta though. I know there is a massive difference between models but the colour just threw me off so much my brain couldn't analyse the model of car.

Have seen her fella driving it as well tho so your prob right.

Brings a tear to my eye it does

Sykk

Story is fake..

Everyone knows women can't drive

Asphyxia

There's a girl living up around me she drives a pimped out chincochento and like to rev the engine a lot then she drives up and down the town while her "girlfriends" shout silly stuff out the window. :rolleyes:

The After Hours Troll

Pocketfizz wrote: »

There's a girl living around me she drives a pimped out chincochento and likes to rev the engine alot then she drives up and down the town while her "girlfriends" shout silly stuff out the window. :rolleyes:

duuurty

alwaysadub

Muckie wrote: »

That wouldn't happen to be a pink Impreza thats being missing
its front bumper for the last month. I often see her "fella" driving
it(just as super awesome!)

Its lacking Lexus tail lights though :pac:

I think i saw that zooming past at the weekend around Old Bawn-never seen a pinker car in my life!

flyton5

I thought this was gonna be about hoover racing or dish washing racing. I am sorely disappointed...

jimthemental

Holy crap, they're adding speed and cockiness to a complete inability to park while thinking of shoes! :eek: