Men who own cats: Do they exist?

Snakeblood

Or to put it another way, cat owning men.

I don't know of any men who own cats. I've never known of men who own cats. Apart from Uncle Monty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQx4qiEmRQ4

I'm not sure why this is, but I remember seeing an ad with a man wearing white, looking out over his patio, drenched in golden sunlight, tickling a cat. Then his girlfriend comes out (the implication being that he's not gay, I thought, although the cat\gay connection seems tenuous at best).

Obviously I saw the other thread, and had a bit of a think.

AnonoBoy

This guy owns a cat but the cat wants out of the deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0FcOPb-9rE

Jumpy

I owned a cat. I called him Chairman Meow.


Im not gay. Unless your mum is a man.

Sykk

I know a guy with a cat... What about it?

curlzy

I have several male friends that have cats. They're not gay, in fact I'd wager that they'd kick seven shades of ****e outta alot of guys.

Ghost Estate

i dunno, ask in the atheism and agnosticism forum?

Hannibal Smith

Yeah i have a mate who own's a couple of cats. One of them died recently...it wasn't pretty :eek:

Sinfonia

curlzy wrote: »

They're not gay, in fact I'd wager that they'd kick seven shades of ****e outta alot of guys.

Huh?
What does aggressive behaviour have to do with being straight?

fakearms123

curlzy wrote: »

I have several male friends that have cats. They're not gay, in fact I'd wager that they'd kick seven shades of ****e outta alot of guys.

Would that be before or after they had sex with them? :pac:

curlzy

fakearms123 wrote: »

Would that be before or after they had sex with them? :pac:

NO. Hmmmm thought I covered that when I said "they're not gay".

curlzy

Sinfonia wrote: »

Huh?
What does aggressive behaviour have to do with being straight?

Well I have noticed that my straight friends end up in alot more fights than my gay friends. Or am I not allowed to say that?

fakearms123

curlzy wrote: »

NO. Hmmmm thought I covered that when I said "they're not gay".

Sorry that was overwritten when you said

curlzy wrote: »

I have several male friends that have cats. They're not gay, in fact I'd wager that they'd kick seven shades of ****e outta alot of guys.

AnonoBoy

curlzy wrote: »

I have several male friends that have cats. They're not gay, in fact I'd wager that they'd kick seven shades of ****e outta alot of guys.

Their aggressive nature is no doubt down to the parasites they've picked up from their scratchy furry little friends.

It's true I tells ya!

Snakeblood

curlzy wrote: »

I have several male friends that have cats. They're not gay, in fact I'd wager that they'd kick seven shades of ****e outta alot of guys.

I was more wondering about whether there was a social stigma about men vs. women who own cats.

I'm sure there are plenty of violent homosexuals, too.

jimthemental

Purely do not like cats, sneaky fcukers who climb in a window and sh1t on your pillow. The dog is A1 for getting rid of them though.

FreudianSlippers

I exist!

frank reynolds

better than dogs. close thread

Snakeblood

OisinT wrote: »

I exist!

WELL DONE THAT MAN.

JerryHandbag

Yeah! I have 3, a guy can never have enough pussys.

citizen_p

i know a lad who has two cats, wouldnt really call him a man though

Rockery Woman

Two very nice Polish lads down the road have cats!:D

I'd say they are in their 20's - lovely friendly lads. Also a guy I work with lives alone and has 2 cats.

Men who own cats DO exist, I think a man who is kind to a cat is attractive, if they act cruelly towards animals - chances are they will be cruel towards women!

MickShamrock

I have 3.

biko

These guys have cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4

fonecrusher1

What an utterly retarded thread. Sorry, it just had to be said.

AnonoBoy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What an utterly retarded thread. Sorry, it just had to be said.

Are you lost?

My name is URL

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Their aggressive nature is no doubt down to the parasites they've picked up from their scratchy furry little friends.

It's true I tells ya!

I heard about that before. Apparently when rats get infected with the parasite they become drawn to cats rather than fearful of them. It's supposed to make people more likely to take risks during everyday life too, like taking unnecessary chances at traffic lights etc. Mad stuff

Shenshen

Snakeblood wrote: »

Or to put it another way, cat owning men.

I don't know of any men who own cats. I've never known of men who own cats. Apart from Uncle Monty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQx4qiEmRQ4

I'm not sure why this is, but I remember seeing an ad with a man wearing white, looking out over his patio, drenched in golden sunlight, tickling a cat. Then his girlfriend comes out (the implication being that he's not gay, I thought, although the cat\gay connection seems tenuous at best).

Obviously I saw the other thread, and had a bit of a think.

Yes.

My husband owned two cats when I first met him.
One of my brothers owns a cat, amongst other pets.
Several of my male friends own cats, 4 in total (friends, that is. 6 cats in total).

Shenshen

jimthemental wrote: »

Purely do not like cats, sneaky fcukers who climb in a window and sh1t on your pillow. The dog is A1 for getting rid of them though.

I know people who keep cats to keep the stray dogs from ****ting in their garden.

Procasinator

Schroedinger owned a cat, but I think it died. Or maybe it is still alive. I'm not too sure tbh.

Lockstep

I have a few.
LOve my cats.

gbee

Funny thing, if the male Cat owner is not gay or effeminate, he's a tyrant trying to take over the world.

Loved that clip from "you only live twice"

Augmerson

My Cat, or well, the Cat who choose to live with me, passed away in the summer. She was 18 years old and I had found her abandoned as a Kitten. I don't think I could get another Cat now, even though they are such fun animals. Miss my Cat

GLaDOS

I have 2 cats and I'm double straight.

Standard Toaster

I know a gay who has a cat

fakearms123

Standard Toaster wrote: »

I know a gay who has a cat

I know a cat who has a gay... hhmmmmm..

Super-Rush

I know a gay cat.

hblock21

I know a gay bat

stovelid

I own one.

AnonoBoy

My name is URL wrote: »

I heard about that before. Apparently when rats get infected with the parasite they become drawn to cats rather than fearful of them. It's supposed to make people more likely to take risks during everyday life too, like taking unnecessary chances at traffic lights etc. Mad stuff

It's funny how if you write a reply in AH you can nearly always use google to find an article to back it up.

I had no idea about those parasites until I wrote that post.

Boards.ie you've learned me something again!

Snakeblood

hblock21 wrote: »

I know a gay bat

Bruce Wayne was never confused.

daingeanrob

we HAD a cat in the past and now have two dogs. you never really own a cat. they own you.

I'm on a Rover forum or two based in the UK, loads of chaps over there have cats, I was well surprised but there you go. I don't know any Irish dude with a cat.

Hail 2 Da Thief

Sinfonia wrote: »

What does aggressive behaviour have to do with being straight?

curlzy wrote: »

Well I have noticed that my straight friends end up in alot more fights than my gay friends. Or am I not allowed to say that?

Meeeeow!

spank_inferno

I own three and I'm so manly I bicep-curl them all the time!

smash

I have 2 cats... they're easier to take care of than dogs, and I have 2 of them too.

Keptic

Snakeblood wrote: »

Or to put it another way, cat owning men.

I don't know of any men who own cats. I've never known of men who own cats. Apart from Uncle Monty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQx4qiEmRQ4

I'm not sure why this is, but I remember seeing an ad with a man wearing white, looking out over his patio, drenched in golden sunlight, tickling a cat. Then his girlfriend comes out (the implication being that he's not gay, I thought, although the cat\gay connection seems tenuous at best).

Obviously I saw the other thread, and had a bit of a think.

Just a few quickies:

http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/cats-famous-cat-owners-celebrities-pets-celebrity-feline-lovers.htm


Sir Winston Churchill:
PM of England (1874 - 1965)
Sir Winston owned a cat named Jock who attended many wartime Cabinet meetings. Rumor has it that meals at the Churchill household could not begin until the ginger colored tabby was at the table.

Samuel Clemens: Mark Twain
(born 1835)
Quote “If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but deteriorate the cat.”

Abraham Lincoln: US President (1809)
Abe came to presidential office accompanied by Tabby, a cat belonging to his son. “No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.” Quote by Abraham Lincoln.

Nostradamus: Prophet
The French Astrologer, 1503-1566, had a cat named Grimalkin.

Edward Lear: Artist and author (1812-1888)
Edward was devoted to Foss, his tabby cat. His devotion was so great that when he decided to move to San Remo, Italy, he instructed his architect to design a replica of his old home in England so Foss would not be disturbed and suffer a minimum of distress after the move. Lear’s drawings of his stripped tabby cat are well-known, especially those which accompany his rhyme, “The Owl and the Pussycat.”


Sir Isaac Newton: philosopher
Sir Isaac Newton, famous for his laws of motion and gravity, was a confirmed cat lover who was deeply concerned about the welfare of his feline friends. Therefore, so his research would go uninterrupted, and his cats should not feel restricted and be at liberty to wander freely in and out when the doors were closed, he invented the cat-flap.


Also "Pets" part in the below:
http://www.algonet.se/~anki-p/peter%20steele%20Bio.html






So what exactly are you saying there? Whatever, I don't care


Ah, I would also add this, as my excuse for not taking part (more than I already did) in this miserable thread:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7165164/Cat-owners-more-educated-than-dog-owners.html

"Cats require less time per day than a dog, so they are more popular with educated people who work late and have long commutes."

arybvtcw0eolkf

I've a cat, a Pitbull and a Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

Cat's are great fun.

Johnny Favourite

cats are gay

ejmaztec

I was "given" a vicious tabby, and I've also got this handy little reference book.

I can't wait.

marcsignal

dogs have owners

cats have staff

:pac: