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  • 27-10-2010 03:06PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Took a girl home after clubbing last night.

    After a few drinks we went upstairs.
    .
    While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said

    “I hope it’s not that fat Bitch from last week"

    The girl said "what the fook was that?"

    I replied

    "It’s that fookin memory foam mattress!"

    _________________________________

    My wife rang me the other day

    "Can you get a car and come and pick me up?" she asked.

    “the car's broken down" she said.

    "Why what's wrong?" I asked her.

    "There’s water in the carburettor" she said.

    "And HOW do you know that?" I asked.

    She said "coz I'm in the canal!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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