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Your favourite townie one liners

  • 27-10-2010 8:54pm
    #1
    Ghost Estate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭


    particularly celtic tiger era ones

    (i'm a culcie myself so i don't know any)


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  • #2
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    I've just bought a nice little terraced house. Only half-a-million.


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,427 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Gizaeeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrroooooofordabusbuuuud

    -not very celtic tiger but the one I've heard the most in Dublin.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stoooooooooooooooooory bud, ya got any shmokes? *smack*


  • #5
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Your from carlow ya say?
    As in Monte bleedin carlow?


  • #6
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    "I'll hurt ya a baawwwxx" :)


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  • #7
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    'Loike .....seriously dude'


  • #8
    Mister men
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    "It's only a 40 minute drive up from Gorey to Dublin if you put the boot down".....


  • #9
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    In a boastful voice " I got a thirty year mortgage, first few years interest free"


  • #10
    Luxie
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭Luxie


    Roysh.


  • #11
    Luxie
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭Luxie


    Morkeshing.


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  • #12
    The Waltzing Consumer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,949 ✭✭✭The Waltzing Consumer


    What the hell is a townie?


  • #13
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    We got loads a money...


  • #14
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Only reducing tax by 1 %. Bloody hell


  • #15
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    Lock hard...


  • #16
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I'm telling ya buy shares in Anglo!


  • #17
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    Are ya badly burnt, bud?


  • #18
    Teutorix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Mister men wrote: »
    "It's only a 40 minute drive up from Gorey to Dublin if you put the boot down".....
    ''11 seconds Fintan, I'm tellin' you I fockin' floored it.''


  • #19
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Honest to jaysus you're man got plugged right in front of me....


  • #20
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    OMG I am loike MORTO


  • #21
    electrobanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    oh my gawd thats FINTAAAAAAAAASTIC


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  • #22
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Sure ya need 3 weeks in Santa Ponsa to relax these days


  • #23
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    I'll bouerst ye!!


  • #24
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    'Ride my eyesocket with a knife'


  • #25
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    brendansmith wrote: »
    'Ride my eyesocket with a knife'

    WTF?


  • #26
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    "Loike, Sorcha is totally my back up plan if I, loike, don't score Jennifer"


  • #27
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "here'ya ywun fella, cmere and scratch me fanny!"


  • #28
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    "Your mam has worms"


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    hi hi cork boy you know what I mean like.


  • #30
    Goldenegg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    What you bleedin lookin at? I'll bleedin reeeeeeeefffff ya!


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  • #31
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    brendansmith wrote: »
    'Ride my eyesocket with a knife'

    Popeye?

    "Ag! Ag! Ag! Someone's stolen me miscus! I'm gonna post me angst on Boids.ie!"


  • #32
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Rich: "Charles!, Charles!, that youth is defecating on that Mercedes! Do something!"


    Middle: "I'm afraid I lost my job today, that means one of you kids has to be put down"


    Filth: "whaaatyalookinatyacuunnt"


  • #33
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    I would eat peanut's out of her s**t


  • #34
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    giles lynchwood wrote: »
    I would eat peanut's out of her s**t

    i'd eat her snots


  • #35
    TimeToShine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,881 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    THEY TEEK OUR DERBS


  • #36
    craggles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 664 ✭✭✭craggles


    Mister men wrote: »
    "It's only a 40 minute drive up from Gorey to Dublin if you put the boot down".....

    30.

    Townies. D4 Heads. Not the same.


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  • #37
    themandan6611
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭themandan6611


    trend fail /


  • #38
    markesmith
    Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    It's oll about Morketing</d4>


  • #39
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    - stowreeee, jiv any herdoh-in???
    - c'mere c'noy bara a fig rowl afa ya buuud?
    - jiv any chaaange bud?

    or

    - fintan,ulysses,tarquin!...suppers ready!
    - just going to the loo darling, back in a jiffy! /snorting sounds....
    - so its 1.2 million for the 2 bedroom toOwnhouse ya? I'l take it roight!yaaaa!!!


  • #40
    Rick Deckard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Rick Deckard


    Heard all the time in the "Big Schmoke"..

    "Don't mind those boggers/culchies/muckers(delete as appropriate)..
    they're just jealous of our double decker busses":pac:


  • #41
    Ollchailin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin


    "Yeah, I do have plans for the weekend, I'm going down the country- you know, to Donegal."


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  • #42
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    I dont know what a tracker mortgage is


  • #43
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    "Derz nao facilitieeeez for de chizzilerz like. De chipper bournt down."


  • #44
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    If you stopped watching fair city and left your one horse town for once you would find nobody talks like that!

    Blayden zzzdopes :D


  • #45
    dollybird2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭dollybird2


    kryogen wrote: »
    I dont know what a tracker mortgage is

    Legend YouTube ad :D


  • #46
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    maxxie wrote: »
    If you stopped watching fair city and left your one horse town for once you would find nobody talks like that!

    Blayden zzzdopes :D

    Im from Crumlin :p was a from a comedy sketch.


  • #47
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,702 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Gerrowa dat bleeedin gaaardin yuu ya bleeedin juunkee ya. - Excuse me, could you remove yourself from my garden you unstable heroin using person.

    Im dellin ya gurrlll, i was moorto. - I can assure you my female friend, it was a highly awkward predicament.

    scaaaarla!!! - I blushed it was so embarrassing.

    c'mere buud d'ya haaav da toyum der? - Excuse me, could you tell me the time please?


  • #48
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    I was born in Terenure.

    I grew up in Terenure.

    I bank in Terenure.

    I bought a house in Terenure.


    Can't wait to get the feck out of Terenure.


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