Drunk or Child?

alwaysadub

Doc wrote: »

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

BluesBerry

Doc wrote: »

Got into a JCB digger and found keys in it. I started up but didn’t have a clue how to drive the thing. I eventually figured out how to turn it left and right swinging the big arm. Heard someone shouting so I legged it before they could catch me!

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

dollybird2

but........ i had sex......... guys

Doc

dollybird2 wrote: »

but........ i had sex......... guys

The game is if you were drunk or a child not the person you had it with.;)

Doc

The correct answer is...

Drunk

Oh so very drunk.

dollybird2

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

alwaysadub

dollybird2 wrote: »

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

Child?

Doc

dollybird2 wrote: »

I'm not good at this game :eek: I blame the drink

Ok, one last go. "Borrowed" a car without the owners knowledge, got 100 yards and wrote it off in a ditch. No body damage, just a f**ked chassis.

Child?

dollybird2

Neither actually. I feel I have accomplished something here, but still crap at the game so apologies in advance
19 year old* who took then boyfriends car :cool: He is now husband

yes i am female

PanchoVilla

I was out shooting bottles with a .22 rifle. I was setting up bottles on a mound of sand when I lost my footing and slid down, cutting a 4 inch gash into my outer thigh on a broken bottle.

Drunk or child?

Doc

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was out shooting bottles with a .22 rifle. I was setting up bottles on a mound of sand when I lost my footing and slid down, cutting a 4 inch gash into my outer thigh on a broken bottle.

Drunk or child?

Child?

PanchoVilla

Doc wrote: »

Child?

I was six and my dad was drunk (and a bit of a bollocks to be fair). Luckily he sobered up fairly quick when he saw all the blood and was able to drive me to the emergency room without crashing the car. Good times man, good times.

Doc

PanchoVilla wrote: »

I was six and my dad was drunk (and a bit of a bollocks to be fair). Luckily he sobered up fairly quick when he saw all the blood and was able to drive me to the emergency room without crashing the car. Good times man, good times.

Was thinking that either way that one was pretty F'ed up!

Doc

A friend’s dog bit me so I bit him back.

Drunk or Child?

Dubchild

Dog too

policarp

Doc wrote: »

A friend’s dog bit me so I bit him back.

Drunk or Child?

Drunk?

Dubchild

Must be drunk.

Doc

No not drunk. I was a kid at the time.

Dubchild

A brave kid, i bet that dog didn't mess with you again

Matt Holck

the strength to mass ratio tends to be
m=h^3 m=mass h=height
strength=h^2

it is much easier foe a child roll down a hill

Fago!

Usher got da beat to make the booty go errrrrrrr!!!

Ruski

I thought I'd be awesome and practice some karate skillz. I lost balance and fell backwards, resulting in me hitting the back of my head against the wardrobe and splitting it.

Drunk or child?

policarp

Fago! wrote: »

Usher got da beat to make the booty go errrrrrrr!!!

Drunk...

policarp

Ruski wrote: »

I thought I'd be awesome and practice some karate skillz. I lost balance and fell backwards, resulting in me hitting the back of my head against the wardrobe and splitting it.

Drunk or child?

Did you split your head or the wardrobe?

Drunk I'd say...