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i nearly git laid topnight

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  • 31-10-2010 12:34am
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    brummytom
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    basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





    tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn :D
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    dlofnep
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    Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug.


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    SoulTrader
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    brummytom wrote: »
    basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./

    You make it sound like that's a problem :confused:


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    brummytom
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    oh and we gott off 3ihth each other



    i might be dtrunk shhhhhhhh


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    TheZohanS
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    Tom when you sober up you'll realise that you nearly had a threesome!


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    one for the wankbank my man


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    Leeg17
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    Ohhhh, blown off by a bisexual, unlucky Brummy.

    ^ Maybe a bad choice of words reading back.

    Drunk at half 12, lightweight.


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    Muas Tenek
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    brummytom wrote: »
    basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





    tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn :D
    Translation
    Tom went out tonight so I boardsjacked him lol
    Tom sister


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    [Deleted User]
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    Tom when you sober up you'll realise that you nearly had a threesome!

    To record the moment he wakes up tomorrow and realises that would be almost as good as the threesome he denied himself.


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    ft9
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    Oh Brummy you crack me up!

    Why oh dear god did you turn this situation down?


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    65bl
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    you probably did get laid but with that spelling you may well have virus - get into the shower and stay there


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    Anita Blow
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    imr drunkp buty to showe evryoneq elsec im drunk ill add a randomt letterd to the end of a fewg wordsz


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    brummytom wrote: »
    she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./

    Girls shouldn't wadd... Sounds to me like you had a lucky escape.


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    Ian Beale
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    When I read the thread title straight away I thought "Brummytom" Hard luck :pac:


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    starbelgrade
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    I don't think it's even legal to have sex at Brummy's age, let alone have a threesome.


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    alwaysadub
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    You're getting closer Tom!! One of these days it'll happen :)

    And you better be on boards telling us all about it soon as it's over! :D


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    Tomebagel
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    Go on tom,ya git ya!


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    Superbus
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    What a wonderful world.


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    Joeyjoejoe83
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    Maybe she was a guy in drag....it is halloween after all. Still counts as a missed threesome though!


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    W.Shakes-Beer
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    can we make this thread a sticky for the day?


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    Aldebaran
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    So did you have a threesome or what? I need closure on this anecdote!!


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    brummytom
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    Anita Blow wrote: »
    imr drunkp buty to showe evryoneq elsec im drunk ill add a randomt letterd to the end of a fewg wordsz

    wellllllll wgo pised ub yiyr cirbfakejes?


    y4eah i can probaky spekk alrihhjy if i gitird but i cbhw yo ttry so fdyop whinhing


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    starbelgrade
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    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    can we make this thread a sticky for the day?

    Brummy has been making stickys all by himself every day for years now, so I think that's fair.


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    65bl
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    mised


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    brummytom
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Brummy has been making stickys all by himself every day for years now, so I think that's fair.
    i put pordnon a t the psty ;d


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    SugarHigh
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    I think your sig says it all.
    "Don't give up 'til it's over, don't quit if you can. The weight upon your shoulder will make you a stronger man"


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    starbelgrade
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    brummytom wrote: »
    i put pordnon a t the psty ;d

    You put porn on at the party?

    Duuurty!


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    flahavaj
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    LOL pretending to be drunk.


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    #29
    brummytom
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    shut up im not drunk



    see no spelling mistaakes


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Unoriginal thread is 21 months old.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    1mcampo1
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    flahavaj wrote: »
    LOL pretending to be drunk.


    wouldn't say that now......


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