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i nearly git laid topnight

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    #32
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    The spelling is awful Tom, have you had a stroke?














    I bet your having a stroke in bed right now. Thinking about the girl you didnt even get close to having sex with.


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    #33
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    ohgf cuk off all lf upu


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    #34
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    I, for one, don't buy this 'viginal brummytom' shtick he's got goin' on.
    I bet he's making sweet love down by the fire every night.
    Bet he's managed to parlay his boards persona to the tune of copious amounts of 'tang.


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    #35
    Chucky the tree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    Translation

    brummytom wrote: »
    basically i was at this party and this guy started talking to me. Then, right, he kissed me and he was like 'ill be back in a minute.' then he came back and he was like 'tommmm' and he wiped his lad out and he took me uspstairs and told me his name was luke. Oh my god im gonna get laid. but he was a bisexual and there was a girl in the room.





    then my taxi came. but i nearly got lashed out of it by a big cock, not quite though,, ill keep you informed :D


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    #36
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    brummytom wrote: »
    basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





    tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn :D
    I'm tellin' yer ma. :D


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    #37
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hang on Brum ..

    Clocks just went back an hour, you now have a second chance so, tell the girls you wanna join in and that there's more than enough Tom for both of 'em.


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    #38
    SadieSue
    Registered Users Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    In before Brummy gets laid.


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    #39
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Hang on Brum, clocks just went back one hour, you now have a second chance, tell the girls you wanna join in and there's enough Tom for both of them.

    Clocks don't go back till 2am..
    He'll have passed out by then!


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    #40
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    quite a sad person.


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    #41
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,359 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ascanbe wrote: »
    I, for one, don't buy this 'viginal brummytom' shtick he's got goin' on.
    I bet he's making sweet love down by the fire every night.
    Bet he's managed to parlay his boards persona to the tune of copious amounts of 'tang.

    I bet he isn't even from Birmingham. Or is called Tom.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #42
    OutlawPete
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Clocks don't go back till 2am..
    He'll have passed out by then!

    Well, I just set my clocks back an hour and I don't see the GMT Police anywhere yet!!


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    #43
    OPENROAD
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Hang on Brum ..

    Clocks just went back an hour, you now have a second chance so, tell the girls you wanna join in and that there's more than enough Tom for both of 'em.

    Where do you live :confused:


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    #44
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Will th time on my laptop update automatically or do i have to do it myself?


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    #45
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, I just set my clocks back an hour and I don't see the GMT Police anywhere yet!!

    Stop living in the past man! :p


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    #46
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Unoriginal thread is 21 months old.

    Same age as Tom, so. :p


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    #47
    TheZohanS
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I bet he isn't even from Birmingham. Or is called Tom.

    It's actually an alt account of Wibbs.


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    #48
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    This is why kids shouldnt drink.

    You would have had sex with her without a condom and then 9 months later you have a kid.


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    #49
    OutlawPete
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Stop living in the past man! :p

    Pity the clocks didn't go back at 8pm, we could of all won the lotto.


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    #50
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Mckenna Juicy Dial wrote: »
    Will th time on my laptop update automatically or do i have to do it myself?

    My laptop is a heap of crap, but it updates automatically..


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    #51
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    This is why kids shouldnt drink.

    You would have had sex with her without a condom and then 9 months later you have a kid.

    True - every time you have sex without a condom, there is a pregnancy.


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    #52
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    rbf i wouflmny minf brinh s dsd


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    #53
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    if you have anal without a condom the kid turns out to be shit


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    #54
    TheZohanS
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    brummytom wrote: »
    rbf i wouflmny minf brinh s dsd

    Wash your mouth out, you're too young to be a dad.


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    #55
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I bet he isn't even from Birmingham. Or is called Tom.

    Yeah.
    I think he might be Colin Farrell.


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    #56
    starbelgrade
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    Mckenna Juicy Dial wrote: »
    if you have anal without a condom the kid turns out to be shit

    There must be an awful lot of people who get pregnant through anal intercourse if that's the case.


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    #57
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Wash your mouth out, you're too young to be a dad.
    I thought he wanted to fuck Brian's dad.


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    #58
    Yakult
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    brummytom wrote: »
    rbf i wouflmny minf brinh s dsd

    "tbh I wouldnt mind being a dad"


    ;)


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    #59
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Wash your mouth out, you're too young to be a dad.

    Zo, that was impressive, you missed your calling, you should have been a speech therapist :p


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    #60
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    i goit t,olf qwuite cvlearlu bye my cputy hrsftercher you coukd t get prengsht througj asnal sec



    iom ogg goofniht eberuone xx


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    #61
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    brummytom wrote: »
    rbf i wouflmny minf brinh s dsd

    You've a bit of growin up yourself to do 1st boy!!


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