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i nearly git laid topnight

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    #92
    Novella
    Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    mink_man wrote: »
    he's gonna look back in a few years and think "what a twat i was"

    Doubt it! He'll probably think, "I was pretty cool, the whole internet was waiting with bated breath for me to lose it".


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    #93
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    "I have a lot of internet passwords so I stay logged in on everything."
    brummytom wrote: »
    ,i dfid get thd shify#'/ shed brtn sdmokong thjough shough she tstdrf og fags
    I did get the shift but she'd been smoking though so she tasted of fags.

    I THINK he means cigarettes ... >_>


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    #94
    psycho-hope
    Registered Users Posts: 7,245 ✭✭✭psycho-hope


    brummytom wrote: »
    ii have jd alot of ei3ereent paswrorfd so isaqy lott3e in on 4v5y46hiny

    i have alot of different passwords so i stay logged in on everything??


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    #95
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    brummytom wrote: »
    doy you sdi tgat al43aqdy?
    I think you're getting drunker :P


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    #96
    Rabble Rabble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭Rabble Rabble


    My feeling that brummytom is sober as a judge in his bedroom, back from early mass.


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    #97
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    brummytom wrote: »
    cuck looffffffffffff
    Cock love?!

    Oh, wait, it's Tom ... could be ... :pac: :D


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    #98
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    really bad drunk spelling.....if he was that drunk he wouldn't be able walk or stand up. he'd be out for the count.


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    #99
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    This. Maybe deise? Not gonna beg/might be bed?

    "Im going to bed"





    Well boo you Thomothy I want fb chat!!


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    #100
    rebel10
    Registered Users Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    brummytom wrote: »
    ii have jd alot of ei3ereent paswrorfd so isaqy lott3e in on 4v5y46hiny
    I have alot of different passwords so i have it locked on 4v5y46hiny?:confused:


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    #101
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    mink_man wrote: »
    really bad drunk spelling.....if he was that drunk he wouldn't be able walk or stand up. he'd be out for the count.

    i jst eakked to tje itchrn


    fivkj yoy


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    #102
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You're getting closer Tom!! One of these days it'll happen :)

    And you better be on boards telling us all about before you get to the vinegar strokes! :D

    FYP to reflectd realityd, in about tenn yearsd...


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    #103
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    mink_man wrote: »
    really bad drunk spelling.....if he was that drunk he wouldn't be able walk or stand up. he'd be out for the count.

    Not really-took me 5 goes to type my phone number into someone's phone after a big session one night a while back.
    And i still got it wrong.
    And i was standing no bother!


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    #104
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    brummytom wrote: »
    i goit t,olf qwuite cvlearlu bye my cputy hrsftercher you coukd t get prengsht througj asnal sec



    iom ogg goofniht eberuone xx

    Your deputy headteacher probably wanted you, but realised that acting on this passion could be costly with regards career and family-life.
    Cognisant of your naivety in matters carnal, he was probably just trying to convince you to save him from himself.
    He obviously felt that if you were open to letting him act on his desires, his will alone would not be strong enough to save him.


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    #105
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Novella wrote: »
    I actually love brummytom.

    Would you make love to him?


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    #106
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Rowan Large Strikeout wrote: »
    Would you make love to him?

    You do know there's a long list of female boardsies just waiting to pop Tom's cherry don't ya....


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    #107
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    brummytom wrote: »
    fivkj yoy

    Does this count as personal abuse? :pac:


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    #108
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Not really-took me 5 goes to type my phone number into someone's phone after a big session one night a while back.
    And i still got it wrong.
    And i was standing no bother!

    got it right in the end though, why spell it if he knows no one will understand it.


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    #109
    rebel10
    Registered Users Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    brummytom wrote: »
    i jst eakked to tje itchrn


    fivkj yoy
    I just walked to the kitchen

    F*ck you????????????????????????????


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    #110
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    Does this count as personal abuse? :pac:

    lol, I actually reported the post a few seconds before you posted that!


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    #111
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    mink_man wrote: »
    got it right in the end though, why spell it if he knows no one will understand it.


    No-got it right the next day when it was read back to me:o


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    #112
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    rebel10 wrote: »
    I just walked to the kitchen

    F*ck you????????????????????????????

    you are good!


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    #113
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    No-got it right the next day when it was read back to me:o

    oh right, well I hate this **** drunk typing.


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    #114
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Get in there.


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    #115
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    mo 6ou eon6 you jue6 lik4 3hinhinh atkme

    yoy u4r to 3hinge at ,m3 in c7h eient ypu//


    tyr ortying qbou5 wom35hint imp5jn6qn6 likr tetrosdts not fcukhb e5unk kuhds on 5rhe intrbet


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    #116
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    also how is is that his first post is readable where-as every post since the majority can't make it out?


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    #117
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You do know there's a long list of female boardsies just waiting to pop Tom's cherry don't ya....

    Male too.


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    #118
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    brummytom wrote: »
    basica;lly i was at this party and this girl started talking to me.m, then right zhe kissef me andf she was lik 'ill be back in a bminute.' thyen she came bacck anfd she was ike 'tommmm' and she helf out her hand soui i went with her and she tooj me uspstairs and i was luke oh my god im gonna get laid. but she was a bisexual and there wadd a girl in the room./





    tyhhen my taxi came. but i nearly got lasdid,. not qwuite though,, ill keep youy inform3rdn :D

    SPOILER spelling doesn't suffer when you're drunk END SPOILER


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    #119
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    brummytom wrote: »
    mo 6ou eon6 you jue6 lik4 3hinhinh atkme

    yoy u4r to 3hinge at ,m3 in c7h eient ypu//


    tyr ortying qbou5 wom35hint imp5jn6qn6 likr tetrosdts not fcukhb e5unk kuhds on 5rhe intrbet

    Now you're just taking the piss!


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    #120
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    brummytom wrote: »
    mo 6ou eon6 you jue6 lik4 3hinhinh atkme

    yoy u4r to 3hinge at ,m3 in c7h eient ypu//


    tyr ortying qbou5 wom35hint imp5jn6qn6 likr tetrosdts not fcukhb e5unk kuhds on 5rhe intrbet

    But sure this is it, I've been saying that for years man


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    #121
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Rowan Large Strikeout wrote: »
    Male too.

    Very true


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