The Apprentice IRL Week 7

neveah

me@ucd wrote: »

and such a bull sh!ter event manager me arse

I heard he's a bouncer and that he books DJ's for gigs every now and then........

LizT

This comedian guy has such a drone-y voice.

fricatus

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

Who the feck tipped her as a potential winner? I hope that person has no job.

In fairness, she did a good job when she was PM herself. In the end, her limitations were exposed, but there are worse left in it, e.g. The Cash Man or Huffy McBreathless!

amdublin

I CANNOT LISTEN TO THAT MAN

Do people pay money to see him??????

clikityclak

That comedian...



I mean..



There are no words....


















actually, Eyebrows.

Mr.Crinklewood

amdublin wrote: »

Eh who is this comedian bloke??????????????????????????????

Seen him a few times in the The International.

BaZmO*

Whooo's the guuuuuuy draaaaaagging evereeeee worrrrrrrd outtt???

fricatus

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Why is he speaking in slooooooooow mooootion?

Cos it's coooooool, loooooiiiike

AnnyHallsal

Bill as Mr Health and Safety, when you know he really couldn't give a fook.

Mr.Crinklewood

Cadbury colours out the back of the car then...

Alicat

Her hair looks crap

Busi_Girl08

Alicat wrote: »

Her hair looks crap

Business on the right, party on the left.

AnnyHallsal

fricatus wrote: »

In fairness, she did a good job when she was PM herself. In the end, her limitations were exposed, but there are worse left in it, e.g. The Cash Man or Huffy McBreathless!

I wasn't fooled :cool:

Alicat

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Business on the right, party on the left.

And grease all over

Busi_Girl08

This guy reminds me of the really boring priest in Father Ted who had that drooooning voice that was sooooo moroooooose that noone could concentrate on what he was saaaaaying.

BaZmO*

God, he's like a cross between Gerry Ryan and Briiiiiian Kerr.

Lemmy Scott

is the smelly krusty a comedian or a guy they found sweeping up backstage :eek:

amdublin

Soooooome boddddddddy neeeeeeeeds to telllllll thaaaaaaat goyyyyy that grunge went out ooooooof fashion loike about fifteeeeeeeen yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago

What is he like with
- the hat
- the hair
- the silly slooooooooooooow voice loike

fricatus

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

This guy reminds me of the really boring priest in Father Ted who had that drooooning voice that was sooooo moroooooose that noone could concentrate on what he was saaaaaying.

I was just thinking the same thing!

AnnyHallsal

Who doesn't have an MA :rolleyes:

Flimbos

I think that stoner dude was the opening act at a gig I was at recently.

Thought I'd never get out of the place.

Busi_Girl08

Dave was having some Vietnam flashbacks, by the looks of it.

Diddler1977

Could you imagine a conversation between this comedian and Huffy McBreathless???

It would go on forrrreeeeevvvveeer!

salad dodger

amdublin wrote: »

Soooooome boddddddddy neeeeeeeeds to telllllll thaaaaaaat goyyyyy that grunge went out ooooooof fashion loike about fifteeeeeeeen yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago

What is he like with
- the hat
- the hair
- the silly slooooooooooooow voice loike

Hello Mr Comedian dude, this is the 90's calling. We'd like our stuff back.

Lemmy Scott

the crowd are bored to tears -think its the presenters no personality doing it

Lemmy Scott

Flimbos wrote: »

I think that stoner dude was the opening act at a gig I was at recently.

Thought I'd never get out of the place.

:eek::eek:

podge018

what's the comedian's name, did anyone catch it?

amdublin

Lemmy Scott wrote: »

the crowd are bored to tears -think its the presenters no personality doing it

How dare you!

You take that back now!

How dare you say that about my Anton.

amdublin

podge018 wrote: »

what's the comedian's name, did anyone catch it?

Sh1t yes.

Need to know it to make sure I never go to a gig where he is the support act.

Lemmy Scott

amdublin wrote: »

How dare you!

You take that back now!

How dare you say that about my Anton.

Poor Antons got the personality of a cardboard cut out

fricatus

podge018 wrote: »

what's the comedian's name, did anyone catch it?

John Lyng?

amdublin

Lemmy Scott wrote: »

Poor Antons got the personality of a cardboard cut out

:eek:

Post reported.

Lemmy Scott

amdublin wrote: »

:eek:

Post reported.

amdublin

Comedian guy:

Saaaaying funny stuffffff but I juuuuuuust caaaaaan't listen to hiiiimmmmmm.

Lemmy Scott

amdublin wrote: »

:eek:

Post reported.

heh heh

Diddler1977

Lemmy Scott wrote: »

Poor Antons got the personality of a cardboard cut out

Yeah but he's hot so I love him!

IM0

shake the trees jesus..

efb

Will is such a roide! I'd wreck his great jawline!!!!

Diddler1977

This comedian makes me want to kill myself.

salad dodger

Another Appelbys task it seems next week

NickDrake

I love the way it is only the female posters on here standing up for Panos. All the men can see it is just an act.

Euro_Kraut

NickDrake wrote: »

I love the way it is only the female posters on here standing up for Panos. All the men can see it is just an act.

I know. The gay act. We all done it so many times.

_Whimsical_

Have to say that I am kind of getting sick of this years Apprentice. As it lumbers on I'm starting to see the would be apprentices as cast members in an hour and a half ad for the product sponsoring the episode. I think Bill has done his best to keep the entertaining pretty boys and girls at the expense of more talented people. Presumable this is to pad out and ad interest to the Apprentice At Home show so they can rake in more advertising revenue.

I couldn't stand Nijet but she was less at fault tonight than Will who looked like he might cry in the boardroom and did nothing throughout the task to shine himself. He clearly should've been responsible for tonights failure.Also I can't say I've noticed him doing anything worthwhile any other week either other than look pretty...which infairness he is good at.

It's just looking a little obvious this year in my opinion. I'm getting jaded.

Saint_Mel

Well its a TV show and yer man Panos is being kept it in for the comedy value.

As for the adverts with the judges .... as that "comedian" on Your Fired might say ... Crrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngeeeeeeeeeee

patmac

Next week should be good Bill says it is the worst performance ever by any team. So going by previous show's they are going to have to go some to be worse, I'm looking forward to the new levels of incompetence.
A viral add for Appelby's? Jesus there just shameless about the product placement now.
The show is becoming a parody of the English one, I'm sure everyone associated with it must be very proud.

Stench Blossoms

NickDrake wrote: »

I love the way it is only the female posters on here standing up for Panos. All the men can see it is just an act.

I used to work with Panos. He's always been like that.

dastardly00

that comedian on "You're Fired" sounded like Apres Match's version of Liam Brady! :pac:

AnnyHallsal

dastardly00 wrote: »

that comedian on "You're Fired" sounded like Apres Match's version of Liam Brady! :pac:

Ha ha, you're so right!

wellsir

I can't imagine why anyone would want to work for Bill Cullen...chips on both shoulders

dory

Just saw it now. That comedian on You're Fired really wasn't very funny. Next week looks like fun though!