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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

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    #32
    Einstein
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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

    I'd quote it but would prob get a kick in the face...


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    #33
    FatherLen
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    thats nasty. but ya gotta do what ya gotta do


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    #34
    humanji
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    Granted I'm no oil painting myself, but that is one ugly woman.


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    #35
    Pherekydes
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    Paging facekicker...


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    #36
    orourkeda
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfi8fT9oHkQ


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    #37
    jackiebaron
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    That is fcuking grim.


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    #38
    amacachi
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    This is new and interesting.


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    #39
    Otacon
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    A face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!


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    #40
    listermint
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    I feel ill...... :(


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    #41
    jimthemental
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    Fcuk blue waffle has just appeared in my head, I think I'm going to puke


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    #42
    Gunsfortoys
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    he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams

    Nice.:pac:


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    #43
    Brendog
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    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”


    Here is a photo of Melissa Williams holding a gun during a hostile stand-off with police....


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    #44
    bonerm
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    It's so refreshing to see a woman who tells your what she actually wants.


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    #45
    Biggins
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    bonerm wrote: »
    It's so refreshing to see a woman who tells your what she actually wants.
    My wife tell me what she wants!

    ...In Dunnes.

    ...In Penny's

    ...In a local jewellery shop!

    ...In every ruddy shop I'm dragged into! :o


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    #46
    Sykk
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    However, Adam Watson stated that he agreed for perform at her request. As Watson approached, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams

    I think I just shat myself. May have been the funniest thing I've ever read.


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    #47
    flyton5
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    Was there crust I wonder?


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    #48
    Procasinator
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    I laughed when I saw the Horrible Vaginal Odor tag on the article.

    Decide this thread (and probably many more in the future) should also be tagged as such.


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    #49
    biko
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    Merged with last thread


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    #50
    SuperInfinity
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    Wow.... after looking at it I was 99% sure that that site was fake, like theonion, until I checked. That's crazy.

    "Man Busted for Waterboarding Girlfriend"... wow.... :eek:

    And look at her mugshot. It's like as if it was selected out of millions for shoc effect....


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    #51
    Nodin
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    SuperInfinity wrote: »
    Wow.... after looking at it I was 99% sure that that site was fake, like theonion, until I checked. That's crazy.

    "Man Busted for Waterboarding Girlfriend"... wow.... :eek:

    And look at her mugshot. It's like as if it was selected out of millions for shoc effect....

    This weeks highlight is another wonderful expression of the human spirit....I give you the (slightly misleading)

    Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee


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    #52
    opinion guy
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    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Paging facekicker...

    To be honest I think facekicker may have already met the 'lady' in question.....


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    #53
    Nodin
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    opinion guy wrote: »
    To be honest I think facekicker may have already met the 'lady' in question.....

    ...hence his new name, "TongueBleacher".


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