Gaming Humour

SeantheMan

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

What do you expect? His next movie has him paired with a mass murderer of about 100,000 people.

1. Superman isn't real
2. You've no proof of that ...maybe buildings were empty
3. If he did, it was never with intent...except Zod
4. It's more likely he is sad about the man who is going to portray him than being paired up with Superman

Nerdkiller1991

SeantheMan wrote: »

1. Superman isn't real
2. You've no proof of that ...maybe buildings were empty
3. If he did, it was never with intent...except Zod
4. It's more likely he is sad about the man who is going to portray him than being paired up with Superman

1. Does that matter? I know it's a friggin' movie.

2.

Look at the people running away from the debris. Even if the buildings were empty, you have to factor the people on the streets into the occasion. And furthermore, the train station where the fight ended was full of people.

3. Yes, but all it does is portray Supes as a reckless being by not even attempting to save them. I do get that he's finding his footing, but he could have at least attempted to drive Zod away from Metropolis and do the battle from there.

4. Actually, I would welcome it. It's not exactly hard to be better than this(yeah, extended, but you get my point).

I'm sorry, but Christian Bale was a hilariously bad Batman. That voice, for god's sake!

5. IT WAS A JOKE! Why did you devolve something that was meant to be a joke into a discussion about Man of Steel? If you want to do that, just go to the thread in the film section. Now please, back with the humour!

richymcdermott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LS9Mcw0_4w

AlmightyCushion

dreamers75

http://www.youtube.com/user/StreetTrollerCom?feature=watch


Blanka is a Troll episodes 3-7 , Chun Li is jealous....and Zangief loves vodka.

Vojera

Cracked photoplasty: Video game fashions we wish had caught on.

The Jersey Shore-type Zell hair is my favourite.

Nerdkiller1991

cherryghost

wat

Danonino.

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Please.... someone explain ha ha

Nerdkiller1991

http://ggtriple.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/half-life-3-confirmed-according-to-steamworld-dig/

Somewhere in the depths of the ruins that populate this cavernous game, we found a game shop selling promise of a certain item with a familiar logo. More so, a recognizable face was plastered around it. A symbol “3” stands next to a banner simply marked “soon.” Next to the shop, eager fans have died, waiting in line. It is the Holy Grail.

Grimebox

I can't wait till HL3 is released so those jokes will end, bah humbug

Penn

Grimebox wrote: »

I can't wait till HL3 is released so those jokes will end, bah humbug

That's the problem. It'll never be released now because it can never live up to the hype.

Mickeroo

Penn wrote: »

That's the problem. It'll never be released now because it can never live up to the hype.

HL3 is like bigfoot or the yeti of gaming. I kind of don't want it ever to be proven to exist/not exist, it's nice to have some mystery left in the world.

ShadowHearth

I am just waiting for Gearbox to buy HL3 License... :pac:

Genghiz Cohen

ShadowHearth wrote: »

I am just waiting for Gearbox to buy HL3 License... :pac:

Danonino.

Grimebox wrote: »

I can't wait till HL3 is released so those jokes will end, bah humbug

reminds me of a joke.


I used to be into S&M, Bestiality and necrophilia.... until I realised I was just beating a dead horse.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://www.destructoid.com/the-ps3-is-porn-console-king-360-is-indeed-for-teens-266917.phtml

look at the #1 searched item on the wii
of all the consoles, it had to be the wii


oh.. possibly nsfw I guess? i don't w so I dunno

sarumite

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

http://www.destructoid.com/the-ps3-is-porn-console-king-360-is-indeed-for-teens-266917.phtml

look at the #1 searched item on the wii
of all the consoles, it had to be the wii


oh.. possibly nsfw I guess? i don't w so I dunno

I just posted the link to friend with NSFW tagged on it. Personally I had never heard of hentai. Oh what a sheltered life I have lived!

J. Marston

Apparently gamers like black women. "Ebony" in the top three of every console while it doesn't make the top 10 of regular traffic.

CastorTroy

sarumite wrote: »

I just posted the link to friend with NSFW tagged on it. Personally I had never heard of hentai. Oh what a sheltered life I have lived!

A lot of catching up to do

J. Marston wrote: »

Apparently gamers like black women. "Ebony" in the top three of every console while it doesn't make the top 10 of regular traffic.

I'm surprised how popular MILF is.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

milf in porn is only 2-3 years older than teen though

Pushtrak

Just going through my photobucket randomly and saw an oldie I'd saved a good ways back. It's a gif, so I'll just link it.

i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/Pushtrak/Misc/6a0e42120c9f9e24dfc3bfa353ccd114.gif

Damn, without the http etc it isn't a clickly link and with it the link is broken so...

dreamers75

What he tried to post ^^^^

Zero-Cool

seriously, who is gonna watch pornhub on their ps4 with even the slightest chance of their name popping up on the friends activity list 'sheehy83 is knocking one out'. Then unlocking a trophy for watching a teen ebony milf and then accidentally hitting the share button and live stream yourself on twitch.

dreamers75

sheehy83 wrote: »

seriously, who is gonna watch pornhub on their ps4 with even the slightest chance of their name popping up on the friends activity list 'sheehy83 is knocking one out'. Then unlocking a trophy for watching a teen ebony milf and then accidentally hitting the share button and live stream yourself on twitch.

bet its already been done, good idea but reckon someone beat you to it.

SeantheMan

sheehy83 wrote: »

seriously, who is gonna watch pornhub on their ps4 with even the slightest chance of their name popping up on the friends activity list 'sheehy83 is knocking one out'.

Happened me before when my brother was at my computer :eek: Back in the days of MSN Messenger and Winamp :rolleyes: , he didn't know to turn off messenger first ...
I ended up that evening getting emails and screenshots of
"Sean is listening to - xxxx-Insert porn name here-xxxxx"

Pushtrak

dreamers75 wrote: »

What he tried to post ^^^^

*Facepalm*

Why did I think a gif wouldn't work? It isn't my first day on the internet. Honest.

CastorTroy

SeantheMan wrote: »

Happened me before when my brother was at my computer :eek: Back in the days of MSN Messenger and Winamp :rolleyes: , he didn't know to turn off messenger first ...
I ended up that evening getting emails and screenshots of
"Sean is listening to - xxxx-Insert porn name here-xxxxx"

Your "brother", huh? Suuure. :pac:

Dravokivich

Pushtrak wrote: »

*Facepalm*

Why did I think a gif wouldn't work? It isn't my first day on the internet. Honest.

They don't work on Facebook.

richymcdermott