Gaming Humour

Skerries

Whats the from?

_CreeD_

Skerries wrote: »

Load "*",8,1

martyos121

It keeps getting better as it goes along.

Links234

Generic Dreadhead

I fell like there's the obvious "dumb/silly" humour going on there.... but also like some sort of huge, smart, social commentary, meta humour that I'm not getting

AlmightyCushion

Life needs to be less realistic

sheep?

Have to say, I don't ever remember Lydia being that happy to carry my stuff...

"I'm sworn to carry your burdens....."

The Randy Riverbeast

sheep? wrote: »

Have to say, I don't ever remember Lydia being that happy to carry my stuff...

"I'm sworn to carry your burdens....."

Then she goes and stands on a trap.

Still havent forgiven her for dying while carrying my crap.

sheep?

I felt so bad when one of my arrows hit her in the head, boom, dead.

But then I realised she got in my way, was carrying so much good sh1t, and I was stuck right in the middle of Blackreach. Goddamn.

The Randy Riverbeast

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Then she goes and stands on a trap.

Still havent forgiven her for dying while carrying my crap.

She could only die from friendly fire so you actually killed her :pac:

GerB40

sheep? wrote: »

I felt so bad when one of my arrows hit her in the head, boom, dead.

But then I realised she got in my way, was carrying so much good sh1t, and I was stuck right in the middle of Blackreach. Goddamn.

It's been a good while since I played Skyrim but the sound of those fúckin nirnroot will haunt me till the day I die...

degrassinoel

GerB40 wrote: »

It's been a good while since I played Skyrim but the sound of those fúckin nirnroot will haunt me till the day I die...

Here's 10 minutes of it

SeantheMan

Links234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHEV8ETTaA

e_e

https://twitter.com/Zerocool_62/status/728597513830162432
https://twitter.com/dannyodwyer/status/728608139591852032

Good ol' Danny.

SeantheMan

I'm a bit lost on the relation to gaming humour on this one ...can someone enlighten me ?

Is he a regular boardsie or something ?

sniper_samurai

SeantheMan wrote: »

I'm a bit lost on the relation to gaming humour on this one ...can someone enlighten me ?

Is he a regular boardsie or something ?

He works fof Gamespot iirc.

AlmightyCushion

I thought it was Danny Dyer until I seen the gamespot comment.

PirateShampoo

I missed the O, I thought it was Danny ****ing Dwyer.

SeantheMan

sniper_samurai wrote: »

He works fof Gamespot iirc.

ok, and what's the gaming reference, because that's the part I'm missing :P

nix

He's a twitch streamer by the look of it

I'll allow it! :pac:

e_e

Yeah I did wonder whether it'd fit into the thread but I just assumed everyone would be like "oh yeah, that Irish guy who works for Gamespot. Haha" :P

e_e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFwQBGL6pIc

No context necessary.

Nerdkiller1991

http://www.pointandclickbait.com/2016/05/game-review-guidelines-updated/

Tim Colwill wrote:

Major games journalism outlets are scrambling to re-issue their review scores in line with the new guidelines put out by the International Gamer Council today.

The Council traditionally revises review score guidelines once per calendar year but was forced to convene an emergency meeting when IGN announced that Uncharted 4 was “only” an 8.8 out of 10.

“Gamers have a right to be concerned when games like Uncharted 4, which are clearly amazing judging by the trailers we’ve seen, aren’t scoring at least a 9.5/10 every single time,” announced the Council in a press release.

“Game journalists often have wrong, or incorrect ideas about what a review score conveys to the reader.”

“We feel this latest adjustment to the review guidelines will help games journalists better understand what numbers actually mean.”

The new guidelines, explained



Fortunately for games journalists, who are notorious for their poor reading comprehension, the new guidelines are easy to comply with.

“Journalists are now advised that eight (8) out of ten (10) now represents a ‘bad’ score,” claims the new guidelines. “All AAA or blockbuster games must be given a minimum score of nine (9) out of ten (10).”

The International Gamer Council explains that seven has been “removed from circulation”.

“The number seven (7) does not exist. If you should be tempted to score a game seven (7) out of ten (10), instead simply do not review the game at all.”

Links234

Point & Clickbait is definitely one of the best satire sites going, I love it

e_e

e_e wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4

"Ridge Racer! Riiiiidge Raaaaacer!"

"Actually took place in ancient Japan... here's this giant enemy crab."

Amazing in retrospect how much they recovered from this.

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/729755917399539717

Nerdkiller1991

e_e wrote: »

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/729755917399539717

And now we can easily view the whole thing at the best quality.

Funny how everything has flipped now.. with Microsoft having the embarrassing e3 launch for the Xbox One.

Iseedeadpixels