Picked up a weired Hitchhiker today...

MonkieSocks

So me and my co-worker recently were driving to a job site.

It was a good distance away so we took the highway.

Well, we saw a hitchhiker and decided to be nice guys and pick him up.

So, we pulled over and told the guy to hop in.

He approached the vehicle and we realized he has a big camouflage duffel bag that was completely full.

It looked like it was barely closed!

As he got in, my co-worker says "what’s in the bag?" with which the hitchhiker replied "that’s none of your business".

We laughed it off, thinking he would tell us later... But 20 minutes go by and he still didn't tell us.

So finally I say "Look Dude, tell us what’s in the bag or we are going to drop you off!".

Again he replies "Well.....That's none of your business".

So we pull over and drop his weird ass off at a Shell.

About 3 miles down the road we realize the crazy mudder fupper left the duffel bag in the car!





Fookin weirdest experience of my life…………………….never picking up another hitcher!

jem

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Leelaa22

MonkieSocks wrote: »

So me and my co-worker recently were driving to a job site.

It was a good distance away so we took the highway.

Well, we saw a hitchhiker and decided to be nice guys and pick him up.

So, we pulled over and told the guy to hop in.

He approached the vehicle and we realized he has a big camouflage duffel bag that was completely full.

It looked like it was barely closed!

As he got in, my co-worker says "what’s in the bag?" with which the hitchhiker replied "that’s none of your business".

We laughed it off, thinking he would tell us later... But 20 minutes go by and he still didn't tell us.

So finally I say "Look Dude, tell us what’s in the bag or we are going to drop you off!".

Again he replies "Well.....That's none of your business".

So we pull over and drop his weird ass off at a Shell.

About 3 miles down the road we realize the crazy mudder fupper left the duffel bag in the car!





Fookin weirdest experience of my life…………………….never picking up another hitcher!

what was in the bag?

KeithM89_old

Did you stop for Ice-cream??

domkk

TUMBLEWEED!. . . . . . . .

Caliden

I'm still waiting for the punchline

eoferrall

did you leave a part out?

travelguru

Funniest post ever. i love how he has everyone waiting for the finish when that clearly is the finish.

28064212

Leelaa22 wrote: »

what was in the bag?

For the people still not getting it, the OP was supposed to reply to the above with "None of your business".

Considering it's a joke that uses a statement-question-answer format, it doesn't really work well on a forum. But OP, it works even worse when you post it at ten to one in the morning and don't even hang around 20 minutes for the question you were looking for