I want the ride

msg11

I want to ride me mates ex girlfriend. Now I think she is into me, I ain't too sure. What I am saying here is;

1. I want to go out with her
2. Ride her
3. Repeat above steps

And not ;

1. Be a friend that's always there
2. Get no ride
3. Repeat above

How do I do this ? On a side note I would mind touching her breast either..

Also NO illegal stuff all playing by the book.

KeithM89_old

Rohypnol

Sauve

Exactly what kind of response are you expecting??

starbelgrade

Stick a carrot up your bum.

I Was VB

IBTR

alwaysadub

Try feeling her up. If she knocks you out, take it as a no.

FreudianSlippers

Do you often get the ride without breast touching?

General General

msg11 wrote: »

I want to ride me mate...

I stopped reading here, you sicko.

msg11

KeithM89 wrote: »

Rohypnol

Also NO illegal stuff all playing by the book.

So that's out..

KeithM89_old

General General wrote: »

I stopped reading here, you sicko.

Do you only ride strangers??

starbelgrade

msg11 wrote: »

Also NO illegal stuff all playing by the book.

So that's out..

Stick a carrot up her bum.

Sauve

no concern for your mate then no?

KeithM89_old

msg11 wrote: »

Also NO illegal stuff all playing by the book.

So that's out..

Pfffft - iv used rohypnol many times and i...


il stop there...

RoundyMooney

Remove thy member from thy pantaloons and wave it at her person.

amiable

Yawn..... Although i'm worse for reading the opening post and wasting my time

FreudianSlippers

starbelgrade wrote: »

Stick a carrot up her bum.

I hear that makes you see really well in the dark.

starbelgrade

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

no concern for your mate then no?

Stick a carrot up his bum.

msg11

General General wrote: »

I stopped reading here, you sicko.

Eh ? Well she would be classed as a mate, as they can be Male/Female !!

Sauve

that makes no sense whatsoever...

mikom

msg11 wrote: »

1. Get no ride
2. Repeat above

Get no ride

FreudianSlippers

msg11 wrote: »

Eh ? Well she would be classed as a mate, as they can be Male/Female !!

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

that makes no sense whatsoever...

Transsexual friends. msg11 wants to ride the hole off of a transsexual friend.

Edit: oh and maybe a tit grab too.

starbelgrade

OisinT wrote: »

msg11 wants to ride the hole off of a transsexual friend.

Who doesn't?

FreudianSlippers

starbelgrade wrote: »

Who doesn't?

Touché

msg11

amiable wrote: »

Yawn..... Although i'm worse for reading the opening post and wasting my time

Typical Irish, Ahhh sick of threads in AH about recession this recession that. I go too the effort of start one and you moan about it..

I'll just rename the title . I want a ride of my mate, she works in a bank.

FreudianSlippers

msg11 wrote: »

Typical Irish, Ahhh sick of threads in AH about recession this recession that. I go too the effort of start one and you moan about it..

I'll just rename the title . I want a ride of my mate, she works in a bank.

SHE TOOK OUR JOBS!

General General

msg11 wrote: »

I want to ride me mate...

msg11 wrote: »

...they can be Male/Female !!

How many hermaphrodite mates do you have?

Holey moley.

msg11

General General wrote: »

How many hermaphrodite mates do you have?

Holey moley.

What the hell has transgener got to do with this.

SHE is a lovly person, BORN A FEMALE and IS STILL A FEMALE. How dare anyone slag off my, future RIDE...

Princess Peach

Sooooooo many things wrong with this thread.

I can't do it.

PanchoVilla

Going out with a mate's ex is a pretty lame thing to do imo.

FreudianSlippers

Princess Peach wrote: »

Sooooooo many things wrong with this thread.

I can't do it.

Ah you may as well. Will be locked by the morning

FreudianSlippers

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Going out with a mate's ex is a pretty lame thing to do imo.

Bros before hos!