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  • #32
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Sooooooo many things wrong with this thread.

    I can't do it.

    Please do, I usually lol.


  • #33
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    OisinT wrote: »
    Ah you may as well. Will be locked by the morning :D

    No cause all I'll do is give a lecture on morals. Have ye'r fun.


  • #34
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Sooooooo many things wrong with this thread.

    I can't do it.

    Like ? I am just looking for a bit of advise.


  • #35
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    No cause all I'll do is give a lecture on morals. Have ye'r fun.
    Morals? Is that her stage name>?


  • #36
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    OisinT wrote: »
    Morals? Is that her stage name>?

    First name; Loose.


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  • #37
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    msg11 wrote: »
    Like ? I am just looking for a bit of advise.
    Chicks love proper spelling!


  • #38
    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    msg11 wrote: »
    What the hell has transgener got to do with this.

    SHE is a lovly person, BORN A FEMALE and IS STILL A FEMALE. How dare anyone slag off my, future RIDE...

    Don't get your gee-string in a twist... I was just sayin'.


  • #39
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    msg11 wrote: »
    Like ? I am just looking for a bit of advise.

    Serious advice?

    Keep it in your pants.


  • #40
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    msg11 wrote: »
    Also NO illegal stuff all playing by the book.

    So that's out..


    You best check out Personal issues forum then.


  • #41
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    msg11 wrote: »
    Also NO illegal stuff all playing by the book.

    So that's out..
    Um...Horlicks?


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  • #42
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    OisinT wrote: »
    Chicks love proper spelling!

    Oh ****, here we go again.


  • #43
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    You best check out Personal issues forum then.
    Yeah their first post is usually way more sophisticated than "rohypnol".
















    They usually go for Flunitrazepam :D


  • #44
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    OisinT wrote: »
    Morals? Is that her stage name>?
    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    First name; Loose.

    Reported :(


  • #45
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    msg11 wrote: »
    Like ? I am just looking for a bit of advise.

    Ask your mate if it's ok with him if you 'ride' his ex. Take it from there....


  • #46
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Either sniff her arse or drool on her baps.


  • #47
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    Sauvignon82 wrote: »
    Ask your mate if it's ok with him if you 'ride' his ex. Take it from there....

    He doesn't care


  • #48
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Clock is ticking on this one, people. Get yer advice in while ye can.


  • #49
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Clock is ticking on this one, people. Get yer advice in while ye can.

    Stick a carrot in everyone's bum.


  • #50
    kensutz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,191 ✭✭✭kensutz


    OisinT wrote: »
    Bros before hos!

    FFS! You'd rather be stuck in between these 2 than hos!

    Sick puppy!


  • #51
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Tell her you like her, see what she says.
    Simple!


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  • #52
    ValJester
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ValJester


    Text her telling her you're not really into sex, but ye can meet up and you can rub her boobs. Work your way up from there.


  • #53
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Treat her like a lady, take her on a date. If she likes you after the appropriate amount of time and dates she may wish to express her feelings in a physical nature, in her own time and on her own terms.


  • #54
    00112984
    Registered Users Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    msg11 wrote: »
    I would mind touching her breast either..

    Oww.
    So you'd mind just touching one.
    But not the other? What's wrong with lefty? Does she have a lefty?


  • #55
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    00112984 wrote: »
    Oww.
    So you'd mind just touching one.
    But not the other? What's wrong with lefty? Does she have a lefty?

    Maybe they are lobsided, and he only wants to touch the better one.


  • #56
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    ValJester wrote: »
    Text her telling her you're not really into sex, but ye can meet up and you can rub her boobs. Work your way up from there.
    Or...


    tell her you're not really into sex and invite her over.

    Next thing she knows: SURPRISE SEX!


  • #57
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    They should rename this forum the personal abuse forum.

    I got no good advise on the matter 0/10 stars


  • #58
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    msg11 wrote: »
    They should rename this forum the personal abuse forum.

    I got no good advise on the matter 0/10 stars

    i gives it 4 carrots out of 5


  • #59
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    msg11 wrote: »
    They should rename this forum the personal abuse forum.

    I got no good advise on the matter 0/10 stars

    Are you really surprised? There is a personal issuses forum if you want proper advice..


  • #60
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    msg11 wrote: »
    They should rename this forum the personal abuse forum.

    I got no good advise on the matter 0/10 stars

    I gave good advise and I got abused.

    I'm going to bed.


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  • #61
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    msg11 wrote: »
    They should rename this forum the personal abuse forum.

    I got no good advise on the matter 0/10 stars

    Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answers.


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