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  • 11-11-2010 10:44pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.

    I said "what you watching that for, you can’t cook?"




    She replied "you watch porn"
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    Paddy phones for an ambulance as Murphy had been hit by a car.

    Operator asks where the accident is.

    He says outside 28 Eucalyptus road.

    He's asked "How do you spell that"... The line goes quiet for 5 minutes.

    Operator gets a bit worried then Paddy says...



    "Sorry about that, I’ve just dragged him to Oak Street"
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    The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops...A talking Muslim doll...





    Nobody knows what the fook it says as no ones got the bollocks to pull the cord.

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    Paddy says to Mick.

    "Be jeezus Mick. Oi tink oi've got summat stuck in me troat!"

    Mick says "Are ya chokin?"




    Paddy replies "No. Oi'm feckin serious!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    dexter647
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭dexter647


    Very good especially the one about the muslim doll:)


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    dexter647 wrote: »
    Very good especially the one about the muslim doll:)

    I preferred the cookery program - LOL :rolleyes:


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