Favourite Quotes

h8scobes

Ryle Nugent ''Great ball retention by Ireland'' is one of the best

'Only drink if your gonna get locked'

Deus Ex Machina

It is not hyperbole to say that this is one of the lowest points in the history of this website.

galwayrush

The fundementals of the economy are sound..........
Well, more of a great lie than a great saying...:rolleyes:

strobe

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

It is not hyperbole to say that this is one of the lowest points in the history of this website.

Joyce? The man was a visionary.

4zn76tysfajdxp

"It is not hyperbole to say that this is one of the lowest points in the history of this website." is my favourite.

OPENROAD

We have turned the corner.

Ardennes1944

"now remember guys, flies spread disease...so keep your's closed" band of brothers

"live life to the full, no point in being the richest guy in the graveyard"

Rented Mule

I am not sure who posted it ....but it was beautiful.


....I wouldn't ride her into battle.

Gunsfortoys

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain

h8scobes

Why did god create the river liffey? to seperate people from the animals

always makes me lol

Yakult

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

TheZohanS

h8scobes wrote: »

Why did god create the river liffey? to seperate people from the animals

always makes me lol

Can you swim?

h8scobes

yeah on my school waterpolo team

talla10

'I've a horn on me that would drag a pig out of a swamp'

alwaysadub

Never take life too seriously. No body gets out alive anyway.

Boxfresh

You cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give.

JerryHandbag

Terry Wogan "The wind was so strong, it would blow a tinker off his missus"

Princess Peach

R_H_C_P wrote: »

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Yeah I have that daily quotes calendar too. That was last Thursdays I believe.

mojesius

'Thou who drinks from thy neighbours chalice shall forever dwell in the belly of the eel'.





quotes are sh1te

ballsymchugh

h8scobes wrote: »

Ryle Nugent ''Great ball retention by Ireland'' is one of the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyEGSOgSD1U

a legendary quote indeed.

Sharkey 10

Does anyone know the quotation from Wilde about a man using a shovel? it was insulting to manual labor. Ive looked online but cant find it.
From hearing some of the stuff that he said i would have love to have given him a smack

Saila

the one where yer man said that clever thing, I cant remember his name though

darragh16

"To Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems"

silverspoon

OPENROAD wrote: »

We have turned the corner.

Sorry, I think you may have mistaken this thread for 'most annoying phrases ever'.

Favourite Quotes...wow, stick a 'like' option here and we have Facebook.


EDIT: *looks at 'thank' button...facepalm

TanG411

''When in doubt, pull it out''

- Neil Prendeville

h8scobes

HALF YOUR AGE MINUS 7

immature ejaculation

i am so smart, i am so smart. S.M.R.T, i mean S.M.A.R.T.↲homer simpson

Agonist

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

Does anyone know the quotation from Wilde about a man using a shovel? it was insulting to manual labor. Ive looked online but cant find it.
From hearing some of the stuff that he said i would have love to have given him a smack

Cecily. This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade.
Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.

From The Importance of Being Earnest

Coolbreeze2809

''The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.'' Roger 'Verbal' Kint

Plumpynutt

few D&B related quotes i like


"just smashin, rubbish, fcukin, sh1tcnut music, bunch of shrapnel bouncing around in a pot, fcukin rubbish"
- DOA user

"And DJ...You Gwan Like Mr. Kipling...Exceedingly good me bredrin"
- Bassman

http://www.mcbassman.co.uk/lyrics/

that website provided me with a few lolz

Ricardo G

"Most imports are from outside of the country"

George W Bush ........... gotta love him:)

Don Juan DeMagoo

Flicked through a book of quotes of Churchill a while back, behind the pompous exterior of a old guard politician, he had a funny wit about him.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

Sharkey 10

Agonist wrote: »

Cecily. This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade.
Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.

From The Importance of Being Earnest

No it was atually wilde that said it he was saying that they werent very bright basically

DOC09UNAM

h8scobes wrote: »

HALF YOUR AGE MINUS 7

What's that for?

brendansmith

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

What's that for?

Your age in Tir Na Nog

Sanjuro

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

It is not hyperbole to say that this is one of the lowest points in the history of this website.

I don't think you've been around here long enough to make an assertion like that.

silverspoon

h8scobes wrote: »

HALF YOUR AGE MINUS 7

It's half your age plus seven...step away from the underager

Saila

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know"

chucken1

I refuse to believe it's not butter!
...and there isn't anything you can do to convince me that it isn't.

Famous scribe-FAGO

Welcome to the nest :D:D

Sharpshooter

:eek:

overhand_right

Going forward. .....

Agonist

Sharkey 10 wrote: »

No it was atually wilde that said it he was saying that they werent very bright basically

"The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for."
—Oscar Wilde, Irish playwright, poet, and novelist, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1890

Lapin

The man who knows it all - "See, wasn't I right ?"

Me - "In all probability, there could be a chance, that maybe perhaps
you're probably are correct in this instance".

But I don't think so.

Now fuk off

Matt Holck

I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn’t makin’ the cool grill marks it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes.
But when I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God literally. I had made a grilled cheesus.
I'm so Hungry (cringes as he cuts sanwhich in half)
I’m not the most religious guy. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.
Dear grilled cheesus. First of all you’re super delicious.
Please grilled cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie and I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean you did sort of screw him in the leg department.

when Finn saw the face of god on the sandwich, he was Deifying the sandwich.
when Finn cringed as he cut the sandwich, he was Personifying the sandwich.

ronnie3585

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.