favourite one-liners

Stab*City

I freak beats slam it like Iron Shiek - nas

At a thousand degree Celsius I make MCs melt
**** my record label I appear courtesy of my self
Let me explain how I maintain threshholds to pain
I walk across the sun bearfoot lookin for shade
I rearrange your rib cage like a 12 gauge at close range
And change the poistion of your frame
My hard raps penetrates through your hard hats and all that nigga
Get ya wig pealed back - Canibus

You get clapped bringin the wrong raps to combat
Like bringin a paint gun to a shoot out with real gats
Ya'll niggas is wack, rappin over microphone feed back
My intelligence begins where yours peaks at - Canibus

Not exactly one liners i know..

careca11

some of ice cube's tunes have clasics lyrics


Mister, mister, before you make me go,
Im here to let you know your little girl is a hoe.
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad; get her all alone and out come the kneepads.

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Eminem
Infinite
"I went to it servin' a sentence for muderin' instruments now im tryna repent from it, but when I hear the beat Im tempted to make another attempt at it- Im infinite"

^^ could not crop that!
313
"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"

marshal mathers
"lookin for Big's killers, dressin ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is"

mufcboy1999

Niggas be quick to call me the new 50 Cent
Because of my relationship with Marshall
Used to make me a little partial, but here’s the brain f*ck
We the same cuz
I’m probably about to fall out with a young buck
While I attempt to f*ck the f*cking game up

from royce's new single writers block.

GodlessInfidel

'Now ain't nobody tell us it was fair
No love from my daddy cause the coward wasn't there
He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger
wouldn't let me feel for a stranger
They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was lookin for a father he was gone'


Some beautifully poignant lines from Pac that i'm sure all fatherless kids/adults can relate to

Nolanger

I used to live in the gutter, me and my mother, now she's fifty years old, pushing a hummer
Big Pun

Osmosis Jones

Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for
not the expression no literally give an arm for-Eminem

I thank god for my safe thinking
last time i was safe thinking me and my niggas was doin a bank job-Royce

Yell0 Man

"This rhythm's ugly, trust me, it could be Jimmy Nail - MC Dynamite

tdv123

"Can't touch this, do doo do doododoo" - MC Hammer.

CorkMan

I feel for you, like Chaka Khan i'm the Don.

Gandalph

"Bitch I'll be nicer to women when Aquaman drowns and the human torch starts swimmin"

MrKingsley

Kill an unborn baby and you still couldnt de-featus

emmabee

Raekwon wrote: »

"You remind me of school on a Sunday,
No class"

Thats Gold! Im gonna use that one. On my mates like.

13spanner

I'm Awesome - Spose
''But hey, I've got the swagger of a cripple, small biceps and getting fatter in the middle.''

rufflyder

City overun with young guns with bad intentionz, and Wu-Wear garment. - Method Man

GodlessInfidel

Nothing to lose, tattooed around his gun wounds. Everything to gain, embedded in his brain - Biggie

Andy_rse

I'm like auto-tune, you don't want it on the mic with me" Esoteric

emmabee

"Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go"

Cher Lloyd - a hip hop veteran and genius.

Makaveli

I still don't get the jagger part. Were they really too stupid to realise it's a swagger jacker?

Anyway...

"So put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself"
Big Daddy Kane on The Symphony (Marley Marl)

GodlessInfidel

Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't tryin' to survive
I'm tryin' to live it to the limit and love it a lot - Jay-Z



I'm wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a motherf*ckin spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, motherf*ckers hate to like you
What did I do? (huh) I'm just a kid from the gutter
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a muh'f*ckin Renegade - Eminem

sh__93

TheUsual wrote: »

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

I got 99 problems
And they all bitches
Wish i was jigga man
Carefeee livin'. - Cudi

I get mo' ass than a toilet seat - Eminem

**** is about to get drastic soon
I'm quick to blast a goon
And break a mother****er
Like a plastic spoon - Big L

tdv123

"Now I'm a little bit older, got hair on my nuts & I'm a little bit bolder"

First heard this on GTA SA

Andy_rse

"old timers ask where I get my pimp game from, cos I got 99 bitches and aint a problem with one" - Celph Titled

Snowc

then I, whip it out, rubber no doubt
Step out, show me what you all about
Fingers in your mouth, open up your blouse
Pull your G-string down South, aoowww
Threw that back out, in the parking lot
By a Cherokee and a green drop-top
And I don't stop, until I squirt
Jeans skirt butt-naked it all work

VW 1

I look around all I see is wannabes,
I promise ya honey, I'm the one they wanna be

weemcd

Yo, they call me Nas, I'm not your legal type of fella, Moet drinkin, marijuana smokin street dweller - one of my favourites ever

Charged by the system, for murdering the rhythm - Inspectah Deck

Blaow! Now it's all over, niggaz seeing pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers - GZA, anything he says usually is absolute genius.

Delivered in the perfect pitch, because hip hop is all in my genes (jeans), the pattern is seen in every stitch - GZA

Who thought he saw me on 4TH & BROADWAY But I was out on the ISLAND, bombing MC's all day - GZA more so the delivery of that entire track makes it great, telling those labels, a&r's what's what.

Hit with the rico, they repo your vehicle, everything was all good just a week ago - Jay Z, when things aren't going my way, I always recite that line to myself "everything was all good just a week ago.

UrbanSea

145 and I'm out of your weight class.
Wanna survive? Better scramble like eggs and break fast

GodlessInfidel

'I'm bein watched by snake eyes
Peep them shed skin plenty times
Surrounded by crash dummies and empty minds
Get your sh*t together Dunn, see between the lines
Stay awoke, to the ways of the wickedest kind'

Prodigy of Mobb Deep

MrKingsley

The drug game bolemic - its hard to get weight
N*ggas money is homo - its hard to get straight

You know the kids gonna act the fool,
when you stop the programs for after school,
And they DCFS some of them dislexic,
they favorite 50 cent ssong 12 questions

Both Kanye from We Dont Care

norris_minor

"pretty fly for a white guy"

"pull up your pants"

"guns don't kill people, rappers do"

norris_minor

tdv123 wrote: »

"Now I'm a little bit older, got hair on my nuts & I'm a little bit bolder"

First heard this on GTA SA

hair on your nuts??

time to grow out of hip hop then.. Your first foray into civilization. Good luck..

GodlessInfidel

'Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos'

Biggie

coolio kidddd

i have loads but cant remember half of them..............this one springs to mind 'i dont want fans who dont know who G-Rap is'

R.A. The Rugged Man

Jimmy Iovine

"Any chick you can screw I could get wetter" - J. Cole on 'Who Dat'. A fantastic line from the chap himself

EvesBlogg

I'm gunna eat you, then **** you.........

EvesBlogg

aw, that sounds like something worse than it is now...!!

conor.hogan.2

" I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard" - Immortal Technique.

"we know the brits forget their history memory lasting four seconds, we say 1916 they think quater past seven" - Redzzer (Irish Tune)

A lot, too much to pick out some from kotd, dont flop and grintime (and other battle leauges).

These are just ones that came to me, there is loads more.

MrKingsley

I speak knowledge....I ate the whole f*ckin salmon

Messiah J

Danow247

J. Cole - See world

we singing songs but we know that aint true
we know you gotta make the people pay you
cause either you play the game or watch the game play you
and be that broke muthaf-cker talkin bout “I stay true"


J. Cole - Lost Ones

See I knew that this is how you act, so typical
Said you love me, oh, but now you flipping like reciprocals

J. Cole - Pass me By ( sorry i know its a one liner thread but love this verse)

Hey, Dear Mr. Policeman
Hey am I wrong, ain't you suppose to keep the peace man?
I coulda swore I was driving pretty peaceful
So why the hell is you pullin over me fo’?
Is it this black Mercedez?
Or cause I’m black? Hmmm, maybe
Hey, tell me why my hands start sweatin’ and I hold my breath everytime that you get behind me
I turn my music down, so you won’t hear a sound, man I’m nervous like I got a couple pounds on me
You pulled me over, you frown on me
With your flashlight, tell me what do you see
Thug niggas, drug dealers, its a trip, every nigga in this whip got a motha****in college degree

hidinginthebush

"I crystallise the rhyme so you can sniff it" - Inspectah Deck

conor.hogan.2

"My peeps to walk streets with stolen heat like Prometheus" - JMT (Jus Allah) I against I.

"life is just a lie with an "f" in it and death is definite" - Sage Francis, The Cure

"Paint brush with death Wish upon a star struck gold plate Tectonics Catch my continental drift inward Play
The Non-Prophets 'cause some emcees are all word and no play, Some rappers are all DAT and no DeeJay" - Non prophets/Sage (All word no play)

Jordans n Timbs

some arent one liners oh well

hustler, been around more pounds than stray dogs - J.R. writer

they call me castro im out for pesos, f*ck sittin on my ass like these couch potatoes, while u sittin there watchin wrestling wonderin what the rock is cookin, im in the crackhouse and rock is cookin - christ castro

said f*ck school slung some ki's, coach asked me why, blamed my knee's - paul cain

the coke is snow white, all we missin is 7 dwarfs - camron

the coke get flew in on planes monthly and cops search me for weapons harder than they doin hussein country - fabolous

u do what i say so, my dudes stole more base than jose conseco - hitchcock

hustluhhhhhhhhh ya not like me prick, im on my grind with dope the same colour as the ice tea mix - stack bundles

we packin powder, nicks and dimes ,we make it snow on the strip without christmas time - ransom

conor.hogan.2

Inspired by the above lyrics:

"I put the nine to your head, like I took a sharpie and drew the number nine on your head" - Soul Khan

"you dont wanna test fam cos i stay with them hammers like west hams best fans" - Scizzahz
"the only time he sprays the heat is when your radiator leaks " - Scizzahz
"im the one clipping magazine so when my people go *nuts* you wont be *okay* when they blame the *heat*, *hello!* " - Scizzahz
"the only triggers you've pulled is when you slept with a horse"
"Whens the lengs clapping, be like a window frame you be filled with pain and surrounded by lead flashing" - Schizzahz
"dont deliver mcvitties but i am unloading the biscuits" - Schizzahs

"when i start busting the ratchet, you'll be like a pissed off gardener when my slugs f**k up your cabbage" - Wizzard
"im a beast with the hands solo that's chewbacca" - Wizzard

(All taking the piss out of gun bars, but dope as hell.)

ElleEm

ODB- "And you can call me dirty..... and then lift up your skirt".

Doublechinlolz

Life was lame i had to pay money to fuck a whore, I couldn't pull a dam anorexic bitch in a tug of war.
Hospin- Ill Mind Of Hospin.

conor.hogan.2

"the last one i hit him once he wasnt ready to fall, so i gave him the second hand like vincent de paul" - Rob kelly - dropkicked.

feargal05

I got 99 problems and they all bitches____kid cudi

conor.hogan.2

"I drop unexpectedly like bird ****" - Biggie.

"I'm not sayin I'm number one, uhh I'm sorry, I lied
I'm number one, two, three, four and five" - KRS One

"they tell me bouts with doubt can self fulfill prophetically and thats prolly why john and paul said its best to let it be" - Tonedeff

Bobby Baccala

i smash mics like corn bread you cant kill me i was born dead - big L

forever pimpin never slippin thats how it is - big boi from outkast

GodlessInfidel

Criminal thoughts in the blue Porsche, my destiny's to be the new boss - Cormega


You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris - RZA


No longer, brothers, we unstable like Kane when he slew Abel - Method Man


Suicidal, she been in more hotels than bibles - RZA