favourite one-liners

Jordans n Timbs

GodlessInfidel wrote: »

Criminal thoughts in the blue Porsche, my destiny's to be the new boss - Cormega


You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris - RZA


No longer, brothers, we unstable like Kane when he slew Abel - Method Man


Suicidal, she been in more hotels than bibles - RZA

finally a dude with good taste......i dont even know who half these other f*cks are being mentioned.........props on that mega line.....that ''testament'' album is like thee perfect hip hop album.

conor.hogan.2

You don't know krs-one, big-l, biggie, big boi, odb or immortal technique? All mentioned on the last page alone.


"Truthfully I wanna rhyme like Common Sense
(But I did five Mil) I ain't been rhyming like Common since" - Jay-Z.

Jordans n Timbs

well yeah, thats why i said half lol

Executive Steve

"It will get bloody and it will gory, clapped in the neck like Amanda in Saw 3"

- giggs

Bobby Baccala

and no im not the butler, i'll cut ya, headbut ya. - ice cube, check yo self

Andy_rse

"I dont rap for dead presidents, Id rather see the president dead, its never been said but I set precedents" - Eminem

conor.hogan.2

"African medalions didn't sell platinum albums
that's part of the reason why you think hiphop died
It was here before you were it'll be here in the future
life's not a bitch, she's just sick of being personified" - Sage Francis, That ain't right (well it is a non prophets song maybe)

lordgoat

chewing on gum like bubble gum from hubba,
this bitch knew dick like bubba knew shrimp.


I'm a black man, and i could never be a veteran.


And all of Amnesia Comes Easily by MJEX.

Emmo-m-

"Lemonade was popular drink and it still is , I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis" Guru - DWYCK

"Cause you can be rich , own a house and 9 cars. What good is that if ya dead or behind bars" Big L - Street Struck

"Puttin hits on 5-0 ,Cause when it's my time to go, I wait for God wit the fo'-fo'" Nas - Halftime

Bobby Baccala

shame on you when you step throught to the ol dirty bastard, Brooklyn zoo!
ol dirty- brooklyn zoo
slightly obvious from the lyrics:D:D

GodlessInfidel

One of hip-hops best ever verses imo. Wat makes it so great is that
Inspecta Deck doesn't go down the usual route which so many other inferior Rappers do (glorifying crime),
but explains why a working class young black african american male may feel like
he has no other option but to take that path, and the ramifications a life in crime leads to

'It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the streets
And stay awake to the ways of the world cause sh*t is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch at what I could not... could not...
The court played me short, now I face incarceration
Pacin -- going up state's my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so ruff
But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase
Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young black youth
But shorty's running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
And ain't trying to hear what I'm kickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what? That life is hectic'

Bobby Baccala

Cash rules everything around me!!!!!!

GodlessInfidel

'Don't wind up like your old dad
Still searching for them glory days he never had' - Method Man

'You claim to be a player but i fu*ked your wife' - Pac

'Let the shot spark, soon as his pit bull barks' - GZA

CyberJuice

Have a couple of good ones from Kanye West, sure hes not known for his lyrics more for his beats and production but these ones are classics
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"I treat the cash the way the government treats aids,i wont be satisfied till all my niggas get it"


"This week has been a bad massage,I need a happy ending"


"Couldnt afford a car so she named her daughter alexis"


heres one from lil wayne

"She used to run track back in high school,now she tricks on the track right by her school"

GodlessInfidel

'Don't shed a tear for me nigga I ain't happy here
I hope they bury me and send me to my rest
Headlines readin MURDERED TO DEATH, my last breath' - 2Pac

conor.hogan.2

"menace to society …. dvd owner" - Cruger