On a lighter note. I am wondering...

CliffHuxtabel

Johnnymcg wrote: »

Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender

that kind of explains alot thanks

brendansmith

Johnnymcg wrote: »

Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender

I wouldnt have thought that there would be a huge transgender population in Ireland. But there you go.

Mr Benevolent

They don't squawk much, but they do moan quite loudly when you're doing things right. Not constantly though. Regular moans are a classic sign of really bad acting.

SugarHigh

brendansmith wrote: »

I wouldnt have thought that there would be a huge transgender population in Ireland. But there you go.

There isn't but since they have to fill out every form twice it seems like there is.

alwaysadub

I can say in all honesty, i've never squawked like a chicken after a fox got into the coop, either before, during, or after sex.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Nothing like a bit of theatrics for the craic
But this is usually once in a blue moon as there's always some pr1ck that you're sharing the house with who is entitled to a free soundtrack

Annasopra

SugarHigh wrote: »

There isn't but since they have to fill out every form twice it seems like there is.

was that meant to be a joke?

Mackman

Never mind the women screeching, the men in porno's grunting and moaning is far more annoying.

Lesbian porn FTW!

SugarHigh

Johnnymcg wrote: »

was that meant to be a joke?

Nope it's true, they have to legally fill out every form twice(one as a man and one as woman) to take into account whatever sex they might be at any given moment.

brendansmith

Mackman wrote: »

Never mind the women screeching, the men in porno's grunting and moaning is far more annoying.

Lesbian porn FTW!

Lesbian porn is for children. Man up and get into the hardcore stuff which the choking and the spitting on faces and in mouths etc.

Annasopra

SugarHigh wrote: »

Nope it's true, they have to legally fill out every form twice(one as a man and one as woman) to take into account whatever sex they might be at any given moment.

what are you talking about? Please enlighten us, what laws say this?

SugarHigh

Johnnymcg wrote: »

what are you talking about? Please enlighten us, what laws say this?

Say a tranny gets car insurance well they need two policies, one to cover them when they feel like being a man and another for when they are being a woman, otherwise their not covered.

Annasopra

SugarHigh wrote: »

Say a tranny gets car insurance well they need two policies, one to cover them when they feel like being a man and another for when they are being a woman, otherwise their not covered.

you're talking absolute rubbish - this is not true

SugarHigh

Johnnymcg wrote: »

you're talking absolute rubbish - this is not true

Yes it is. Sure if it wasn't all guys would pretend to be trannys just for the cheap car insurance. Trannys are charged double because they count as two people.

AlmightyCushion

SugarHigh wrote: »

Yes it is. Sure if it wasn't all guys would pretend to be trannys just for the cheap car insurance. Trannys are charged double because they count as two people.

Banned.

OutlawPete

Thaedydal wrote: »

Are ye seriously trying to understand women from watching porn?

OP asked a purely sexual question: do women have as noisy an orgasam in real life, as they do in porno movies - "understanding women" was hardly his quest.

Also, the way people are taking about porn in this thread, is as if they have the only pornography they have ever seen was on the Playboy Channel.

If you want to find out what real women sound like (and a real life woman is unfortunately not an option ) then there are tons of 'porn' out there where you can hear just how loud some women are in real life, guess why: cause some porn, is in fact - 'real life'.

Go to any of the free upload sites such as xHamster and YouPorn and search for "Amateur" or "Home", and you will find lots of porn that couples have shot themselves and then uploaded.

As to your question - do women make as much noise as the fake porn type stuff - they can do.

Not with me of course - I have had some very noisy neighbours though :cool:

brendansmith

Hes right.
Its the only fair way of doing things.

Little Acorn

alwaysadub wrote: »

I can say in all honesty, i've never squawked like a chicken after a fox got into the coop, either before, during, or after sex.

This thread is hilarious.:pac:

--LOS--

Squawking like a chicken when......is clearly an exaggeration but people here are sounding like they don't make any noise during sex

Diapason

I thought the squawking was your cue to gag her with your boxers. Am I doing it wrong?

Pherekydes

DS333 wrote: »

During sex, do straight women really squawk like chickens when a fox has got into the coop or is that only in porn films?:eek: If they DO, do straight men suffer from either tinnitus or partial deafness as a result?

I have tinnitus. It's nowt to do with sex.

Links234

brendansmith wrote: »

I wouldnt have thought that there would be a huge transgender population in Ireland. But there you go.

oh there's a few of us

Wibbs

There does seem to be acting out pron stuff as if it's expected. One woman I was with a good while back I nicknamed "Porno Girl". Not one of my more creative moments I'll admit... Anyhoo, she was a sound, normal type of person except when it got down to the bedroom stuff. Then a switch was thrown and she basically had porn sex. She changed into the oul full blown lingerie stuff and then followed the porno script to the letter, down to what happened when and in what order, with all the ooohs and aaahs as expected. She even put on heels and once kept them on while on the bed. :eek: Just woken up lets get busy morning sex never happened or at least she had to doll herself up all over again and repeat the performance. I was convinced there was a bloody camera somewhere. If there was and you catch it on the interweb and its one of my lacklustre efforts, I needed a tonic at the time...

dr.bollocko

Wibbs wrote: »

There does seem to be acting out pron stuff as if it's expected. One woman I was with a good while back I nicknamed "Porno Girl". Not one of my more creative moments I'll admit... Anyhoo, she was a sound, normal type of person except when it got down to the bedroom stuff. Then a switch was thrown and she basically had porn sex. She changed into the oul full blown lingerie stuff and then followed the porno script to the letter, down to what happened when and in what order, with all the ooohs and aaahs as expected. She even put on heels and once kept them on while on the bed. :eek: Just woken up lets get busy morning sex never happened or at least she had to doll herself up all over again and repeat the performance. I was convinced there was a bloody camera somewhere. If there was and you catch it on the interweb and its one of my lacklustre efforts, I needed a tonic at the time...

Thats just what I needed, feeling slightly hungover. An image of wibbs' arse going up and down on a sweaty mad one. Thanks man. Joining the ****ing priesthood now.

Wibbs

If its any consolation she was pretty with a fantastic gym honed body...

this thread is stupid . who cares what noises a woman makes during sex? and why if op do you care ? hmm people should be free to express themselves at that intimate moment whatever way they they like .

dress like batman and shout yabba dabba do if you want whatever floats your boat as say and live and let live .

aDeener

SugarHigh wrote: »

Do asian women cry during sex in real life?
I never really understood that.

If porn has taught me anything it's that asian women all have really hairy bushes

Cat Melodeon

What's wrong with a bit of panting and groaning? Gets my rocks off every time. If there's no reaction, you might as well be doing a coma patient.




Has never done a coma patient. Was only dropping off flowers.

bonerm

Alonzo Odd Kindergarten wrote: »

dress like batman and shout yabba dabba do if you want

It'd be more practical to dress like Fred Flintstone and shout something like "Alfred, ready the batmobile!". (not a euphemism)

bonerm

bonerm wrote: »

It'd be more practical to dress like Fred Flintstone and shout something like "Alfred, ready the batmobile!". (not a euphemism)

nah that wouldnt do it for me has to be batman pretending to be fred flintstone am am very niche in my tastes.

bonerm

Alonzo Odd Kindergarten wrote: »

nah that wouldnt do it for me has to be batman pretending to be fred flintstone am am very niche in my tastes.

Interesting. So does that combo have you squawking like a chicken?

Diapason

aDeener wrote: »

If porn has taught me anything it's that asian women all have really hairy bushes

Straight pubes too, apparently.

McChubbin

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DS333

OutlawPete wrote: »

OP asked a purely sexual question: do women have as noisey an orgasam in real life, as they do in porno movies - "understanding women" was hardly his quest.

Also, the way people are taking about porn in this thread, is as if they have the only pornography they have ever seen was on the Playboy Channel.

If you want to find out what real women sound like (and a real life woman is unfortunately not an option ) then there are tons of 'porn' out there where you can hear just how loud some women are in real life, guess why: cause some porn, is real life.

Go to any of the free upload sites such as xHamster and YouPorn and search for "Amateur" or "Home" and you will find lots of porn shot by couples themselves that they have then uploaded.

As to your question - do women make as much noise as the fake porn type stuff - they can do.

Not with me of course - I've just had some very noisy neighbours :cool:

Thank God!
At last!
Somebody gets it!!:):):rolleyes::D;)

This thread was meant to begin a descent into the ABSURD, not a serious commentary on porn! Of course, no woman sounds like that in real life - that's why I described them as chickens in a coop with a fox for company.

With tongue firmly in cheek, I was asking how come they have to sound like this and if that's what straight men want to hear.

I was hoping to elicit humorous and absurd commentaries on this topic, not the "monster" that has come into being.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BIT OF FUN AFTER ALL THE HEAVYWEIGHT DISCUSSIONS.:(

I guess the "On a lighter note" in the title got lost in the smoke generated.

DS333

Diapason wrote: »

I thought the squawking was your cue to gag her with your boxers. Am I doing it wrong?

No! You're doing it right!!:)
More of the same!:D

These women that squawked during sex -- are you sure they weren't actually chickens?

DS333

Deleted User wrote: »

These women that squawked during sex -- are you sure they weren't actually chickens?

You tell me...:D They sound like them.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Johnnymcg wrote: »

Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender

In that order.

I have to admit that if a woman ever started squawking like a chicken during sex, I'd be just slightly freaked out.

4zn76tysfajdxp

OutlawPete wrote: »

OP asked a purely sexual question: do women have as noisey an orgasam in real life, as they do in porno movies - "understanding women" was hardly his quest.

It's the feminazis jumping in again, Pete. You ask me, the most oppressed minority these days are middle-class white males.

DS333

This is not a criticism of, or an attack on women. This is nothing more than a bemused comment on all the noise female porn actors are obviously directed to make during filming. :rolleyes:

DS333

Since this has been moved God-knows-where,:rolleyes:

All you straight males out there, please explain what it is about enormous breasts that you find attractive - at least those straight males who do. I ask this because not all gay males - in my limited knowledge - are as attracted by enormous "richards".

But, then... my knowledge is very limited...:o

DS333

DS333 wrote: »

Since this has been moved God-knows-where,:rolleyes:

All you straight males out there, please explain what it is about enormous breasts that you find attractive - at least those straight males who do. I ask this because not all gay males - in my limited knowledge - are as attracted by enormous "richards".

But, then... my knowledge is very limited...:o

... why did you refer to breasts as 'richards'?

OutlawPete

Aaden Colossal Oceanography wrote: »

It's the feminazis jumping in again, Pete. You ask me, the most oppressed minority these days are middle-class white males.

Common misconception, with today's Feminists the new enemy is actually ginger men

Aaden Colossal Oceanography

Aaden Colossal Oceanography wrote: »

It's the feminazis jumping in again, Pete. You ask me, the most oppressed minority these days are middle-class white males.

yay:D

FlutterinBantam

Listen horse, when the bean gets tickled, the whole box lights up as it were.

It's ,like, wired up for that sort of thing, down along the flaps like , fcukers get all swelled up.


So why wouldn't they squawk?

Why not?


No harm in a bit of squawking, shows they are alive anyway

DS333

Deleted User wrote: »

... why did you refer to breasts as 'richards'?

Richard is dick grown up.:rolleyes:

DS333

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Listen horse, when the bean gets tickled, the whole box lights up as it were.

It's ,like, wired up for that sort of thing, down along the flaps like , fcukers get all swelled up.


So why wouldn't they squawk?

Why not?




No harm in a bit of squawking, shows they are alive anyway

A bantam would know, wouldn't he?:D

FlutterinBantam

DS333 wrote: »

A bantam would know, wouldn't he?:D

Well that's the way she works.

Heats up like a steam iron, the blood goes down there,the whole box swells up, so when the steam button is pressed.........a bit of squawking is often neccessary to aid the release .


No harm in that surely, in fact, i would say it's a good sign.

Very good sign actually.

DS333

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Well that's the way she works.

Heats up like a steam iron, the blood goes down there,the whole box swells up, so when the steam button is pressed.........a bit of squawking is often neccessary to aid the release .


No harm in that surely, in fact, i would say it's a good sign.

Very good sign actually.

No harm at all and the best sign there is. Wait till the men start squawking, but that's what Liquid Silk is for...;)