How to shave your bits

alwaysadub

Confab wrote: »

We didn't need to know that.

Well,someone did ask! I could've went into greater detail, but i'm not that cruel

Millicent

When it's all completely shaved down there, it has the look and what I imagine would be the feel of a baby turkey. (Possibly NSFW) :pac: Also, as someone else said, tidy, rather than completely shaved. Stubble is a b1tch!

Millicent

keating99 wrote: »

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Yes, but what does he know about shaving 0verblood's balls? Merkin/man garden designer?

ETA: The more I think about it, the funnier this spam becomes. What spammer came along thinking "where will I put this totally obvious bit of spam?" and then went, "I know! Under the ball shaving thread!"

I am breaking my hole laughing at the logic!

CorkMan

Same way a woman shaves her coochie, a #2 razor.

MultiUmm

Why would you want to shave your balls? I can get trimming, but shaving? Seriously?

Ugh, societies current pissy preoccupation with hair (or more accurately being hairless apart from on your head) bugs me like hell. :rolleyes:

OutlawPete

sam34 wrote: »

neat and tidy bush = yes please

baldy balls = no thanks

Wait, are you not talking about different .. eh, bits here

LoanShark

Get a roll of Gaffa tape and stick it to the plums...Then, like lightening rip it off, as your lying on the floor in the foetal position wondering 'WHY?' You will then look at the puddle of blood around your nads,and then you'll know why...Balls need hair and if you fcuk with them they will hurt you...

missingtime

Beware the ingrown hair.....

Dudess

Agreeing with the laydeez on the neat and tidy consensus - but one rule if you want to hang on to at least SOME real man credentials: don't do anything Ronaldo would do (no way would he not have hairless ones).

Millicent

OutlawPete wrote: »

Wait, are you not talking about different .. eh, bits here

Who can tell when it looks like the Sasquatch? :P

Princess Peach

I'd rather he be shaved than too hairy though.

Super-Rush

Thread title cleaned up a bit.

Millicent

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'd rather he be shaved than too hairy though.

What if he's got a buzz cut though? Can ye imagine the friction burn? :eek:

wellboy76

Beware the blade

MultiUmm

wellboy76 wrote: »

Beware the blade

:eek: Bad mental image in my head after that pic! :P

LaughOrDie

Lather up with shaving foam, and carefully shave with a safety razor. It's surpringly easy, I know its wrinkly and you think it would be difficukt but its not. Just take your time.

Princess Peach

Millicent wrote: »

What if he's got a buzz cut though? Can ye imagine the friction burn? :eek:

Well I would assume he would make the effort to shave before hand.

starbelgrade

Who the fuck shaves their balls?!? That's just.... just.... just fucking wrong. What the fuck is up with you people?!

Millicent

Princess Peach wrote: »

Well I would assume he would make the effort to shave before hand.

Every time? It grows back, ye know. He can't be shaving it every day. Best to get him wax the whole lot. :pac:

Columbia

I shaved it all off once.

Every time I masturbated, it felt like I was feeling up some young kid.

Just trim it all with a cheap electric razor from Dunnes now.

Millicent

Columbia wrote: »

I shaved it all off once.

Every time I masturbated, it felt like I was feeling up some young kid.

Just trim it all with a cheap electric razor from Dunnes now.

You kept doing it after the first weird, uncomfortable feeling?

starbelgrade

Columbia wrote: »

I shaved it all off once.

Every time I masturbated, it felt like I was feeling up some young kid.

Did that add to the pleasure?

johnn

I usually bring a girl home with the pretense of allowing her to give me oral pleasure, then when she's on her knees ready to indulge i drop-trou to reveal my lad already foamed up and hand her a razor.

starbelgrade

johnn wrote: »

I usually bring a girl home with the pretense of allowing her to give me oral pleasure, then when she's on her knees ready to indulge i drop-trou to reveal my lad already foamed up and hand her a razor.

And you accuse Pete of being a "thanks whore"? :rolleyes:

sheesh

OP an alternative:

instead of seeing the hairy scrot as problem maybe you should be thinking of making it a feature. give your partner a night the will never forget.

consider highlights,different coloured dyes even some jangly beads or bells to adorn your man bush.

Make yourself Mantastic!

alwaysadub

starbelgrade wrote: »

Who the fuck shaves their balls?!? That's just.... just.... just fucking wrong. What the fuck is up with you people?!

I'm guessing you're the one that added the "wrong wrong wrong" tag then?

Princess Peach

Millicent wrote: »

Every time? It grows back, ye know. He can't be shaving it every day. Best to get him wax the whole lot. :pac:

Hey, if I make the effort, he can.

starbelgrade

alwaysadub wrote: »

I'm guessing you're the one that added the "wrong wrong wrong" tag then?

Yep. And the "baldy gay balls" one.

johnn

starbelgrade wrote: »

And you accuse Pete of being a "thanks whore"? :rolleyes:

Cool bro, who exactly was i pandering to there?

0verblood

Nah I'd never wax, saw a lad on tv waxing his balls and when yer wan ripped the strip off, his meat and two veg literally imploded and sucked themselves inside his body, would never put my lad through that the craytur.