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How to shave your bits

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    #62
    discus
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    My ex insisted I groom mine cause it was a bit unruly. Then she suggested that I do something about the potential unibrow. I told her one or the other.

    I know have 2 eyebrows. Public forest ftw!


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    #63
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    johnn wrote: »
    Cool bro, who exactly was i pandering to there?

    The idiot demographic.


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    #64
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Hey, if I make the effort, he can.

    Every time? Like, every day? It only takes a day for regrowth and less if he hasn't shaved close enough. Who has the time you be shaving their junk every day? Wait till you're living together a while and see if the hedge trimming is daily then! :pac:


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    #65
    johnn
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    discus wrote: »
    My ex insisted I groom mine

    You could have taken a comb and maybe a bit of styling wax to it, she never said to shave. may i recommend the side-parting.


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    #66
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    johnn wrote: »
    You could have taken a comb and maybe a bit of styling wax to it, she never said to shave. may i recommend the side-parting.

    I was actually thinking of dreadlocks myself - only realised it was possible that time I skipped showering for a few days


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    #67
    johnn
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    The idiot demographic.

    *Momentarily stunned by the easy comeback set up*

    Your response means i succeeded.


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    #68
    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    By the way, to the people who are wondering "what the fcuk would a guy shave his balls for??", well the missus is waxed smooth as a ... well, babys bum!! So it's only fair I try and tidy up the aul willy area. Seems like a lot of hassle though, but I'll try it at least once.


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    #69
    johnn
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    discus wrote: »
    I was actually thinking of dreadlocks myself - only realised it was possible that time I skipped showering for a few days

    Sure you don't have to go down there any way man, you're not giving yourself a blowey, let her deal with the stench, she asked for it after all.


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    #70
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    0verblood wrote: »
    By the way, to the people who are wondering "what the fcuk would a guy shave his balls for??", well the missus is waxed smooth as a ... well, babys bum!!

    You like when your birds vadge feels like a babys bum?


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    #71
    Dudess
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    0verblood wrote: »
    By the way, to the people who are wondering "what the fcuk would a guy shave his balls for??", well the missus is waxed smooth as a ... well, babys bum!! So it's only fair I try and tidy up the aul willy area. Seems like a lot of hassle though, but I'll try it at least once.
    Meh, don't feel obliged to shave just because she gets waxed.


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    #72
    Millicent
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    0verblood wrote: »
    By the way, to the people who are wondering "what the fcuk would a guy shave his balls for??", well the missus is waxed smooth as a ... well, babys bum!! So it's only fair I try and tidy up the aul willy area. Seems like a lot of hassle though, but I'll try it at least once.

    Trust me on this, I speak from bitter, irritated experience, if you're gonna take it all off, you need to keep it well-maintained. Stubble burn does not just happen on the face. A little hair to cushion things is a good idea around the upper man parts, while you can probably trim back most of what's on the balls.

    And ah at how considerate you are! It's sweet in it's own odd way. :)


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    #73
    starbelgrade
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    OK... who's the gimp who added the latest tags?


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    #74
    Princess Peach
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    Millicent wrote: »
    Every time? Like, every day? It only takes a day for regrowth and less if he hasn't shaved close enough. Who has the time you be shaving their junk every day? Wait till you're living together a while and see if the hedge trimming is daily then! :pac:

    I have a lot more to shave than a man! They don't have any preparations to make.

    A trim is fine, but anything is better than too hairy.

    If I ever get to the stage where I'm living with a man, it'll be trim, shave or to sleep early with him.


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    #75
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    OK... who's the gimp who added the latest tags?

    Sorry. :( I took them off.


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    #76
    Millicent
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I have a lot more to shave than a man! They don't have any preparations to make.

    A trim is fine, but anything is better than too hairy.

    If I ever get to the stage where I'm living with a man, it'll be trim, shave or to sleep early with him.

    Ah, keeping it trimmed is a different matter. That's entirely doable. Just not completely shaved back, I meant.


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    #77
    starbelgrade
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    Millicent wrote: »
    Sorry. :( I took them off.

    :eek: I was only joking... I laughed when I saw them!

    *mental reminder to use smileys more to signify "taking the piss"* :D


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    #78
    Princess Peach
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    Millicent wrote: »
    Ah, keeping it trimmed is a different matter. That's entirely doable. Just not completely shaved back, I meant.

    I guess I would just like a man to have make a good effort if you get me.

    I envy them for some things.


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    #79
    alwaysadub
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    OK... who's the gimp who added the latest tags?

    Bahahahaha!

    I'd love to take the credit, but wasn't me.


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    #80
    Millicent
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    :eek: I was only joking... I laughed when I saw them!

    *mental reminder to use smileys more to signify "taking the piss"* :D

    Dammit! I thought I'd offended you! Back they go... :D

    ETA: And they're back! Bloody proud of myself getting them under 25 characters too!


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    #81
    starbelgrade
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    Millicent wrote: »
    Dammit! I thought I'd offended you! Back they go... :D

    I haven't been offended since 1980.


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    #82
    Millicent
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I guess I would just like a man to have make a good effort if you get me.

    I envy them for some things.

    No, I get you. We're agreed. Trimmed and tidy but not bald. Proper order.


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    #83
    starbelgrade
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    Millicent wrote: »
    No, I get you. We're agreed. Trimmed and tidy but not bald. Proper order.

    What about dreads?


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    #84
    deathrider
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    Millicent wrote: »
    No, I get you. We're agreed. Trimmed and tidy but not bald. Proper order.

    Trimmed and tidy? Hmmm, must try this to stop my nuts looking like Tina Turner's nuts :pac:


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    #85
    0verblood
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    You like when your birds vadge feels like a babys bum?

    Yeah! Well two of my uncles are priests so I'm guessing it runs in the family.
    Dudess wrote: »
    Meh, don't feel obliged to shave just because she gets waxed.

    But I like the look of it when doin the aul how are ya fixshed for a bit a how're ya goin?


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    #86
    sollar
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    A hairy scrot is not a real problem but his neighbour at the back.... the hairy 'stool dispenser' is a bit of a genuine problem.

    I'd start a thread on this serious matter but i doubt AH would allow it to stay open long.


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    #87
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    What about dreads?

    Rastafaripeen. They sway to the rythym of me 'eart.
    deathrider wrote: »
    Trimmed and tidy? Hmmm, must try this to stop my nuts looking like Tina Turner's nuts :pac:

    You wear a wig on them?! :eek:


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    #88
    johnn
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    Columbia wrote: »

    Every time I masturbated, it felt like I was feeling up some young kid.

    Why have people used a thread on shaving their bits as a vehicle to voice their love of child-molestation :confused:


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    #89
    deathrider
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    Millicent wrote: »
    Rastafaripeen. They sway to the rythym of me 'eart.



    You wear a wig on them?! :eek:

    They like to dress up like that, because they don't get out much :(


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    #90
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    deathrider wrote: »
    They like to dress up like that, because they don't get out much :(

    Aw. You've named them, haven't you? :(


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    #91
    deathrider
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    Millicent wrote: »
    Aw. You've named them, haven't you? :(

    Tina and Turner :(


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