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How to shave your bits

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    #92
    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    sollar wrote: »
    A hairy scrot is not a real problem but his neighbour at the back.... the hairy 'stool dispenser' is a bit of a genuine problem.

    That is really the worst pube related problem going actually, but I wouldn't touch it, when the shtubble starts to appear I'm sure it get pretty itchy, plus the stubble could rip the bog roll to shreds. I'll shave the gooch though.

    Thank god we don't have to shave the helmet.


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    #93
    Handsome Bob
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    Tried it once, too risky. Let's just say what I feared would happen, did happen. :o:p


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    #94
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    deathrider wrote: »
    Tina and Turner :(

    Good thing it wasn't Ike and Tina. You might have had to remove one for slapping against the other one.


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    #95
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    deathrider wrote: »
    Tina and Turner :(
    Jeez... Ike and Tina, at least.. Though he turned out to be an utter c#nt.
    I dunno... Dumb and dumber? Do you have to name them?
    (Sh!te on ya Millicent)


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    #96
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I haven't been offended since 1980.
    This I gotta know.. What happened in 1980?


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    #97
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Wait, are you not talking about different .. eh, bits here :p

    well i just meant pubic grooming in general on men... i'm all for keeping it trimmed, i'm not into jungle exploration, but i really really do not like baldy balls.... real menz have hairy balls :pac:


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    #98
    cedan
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭cedan


    Don't use the lawnmower. It doesn't work:mad:


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    #99
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    I have a nice side parting over my bits :)


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    #100
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Star! STAR! Wherever ya are. What happened in 1980?:D


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    #101
    stupidusername
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    sam34 wrote: »
    well i just meant pubic grooming in general on men... i'm all for keeping it trimmed, i'm not into jungle exploration, but i really really do not like baldy balls.... real menz have hairy balls :pac:

    Ya, too hairy euwwww, bald weird.... nicely trimmed and looked after.... very nice.


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    #102
    woolymammoth
    Registered Users Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭woolymammoth


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Ya, too hairy euwwww, bald weird.... nicely trimmed and looked after.... very nice.
    I'm wondering if some people are mistaking ball shaving for entire crotch shaving!? If you're going to trim ball hair, might as well just shave it.


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    #103
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    woolymammoth wrote: »
    I'm wondering if some people are mistaking ball shaving for entire crotch shaving!? If you're going to trim ball hair, might as well just shave it.

    No


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    #104
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    One at a time.


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    #105
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    952588075_1d6356ae27_o.jpg


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    #106
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Johro wrote: »
    This I gotta know.. What happened in 1980?

    Johnny Logan won the Eurovision.


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    #107
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Bottom line for me I guess is it doesn't really matter too much what the hair is like as long its used correctly. I don't like too hairy, but its never really put me off. Not a deal breaker!


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    #108
    Ronin247
    Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    0verblood wrote: »
    For any of the men here who shave the aul goolies, how do you go about shaving your scrot? The terrain is a bit lumpy and it's very difficult to get the shaver into every scrotal crevice.......

    Real men do it blind folded with a cut throat razor..........while drunk.


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    #109
    northern lights
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭northern lights


    I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences :D)I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer ;)
    End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it :D


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    #110
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    northern lights wrote: »
    I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences :D)I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer ;)
    End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it :D

    Holy crap.


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    #111
    northern lights
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭northern lights


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Holy crap.

    Why??!! :D


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    #112
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    northern lights wrote: »
    Why??!! :D

    :rolleyes:


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    #113
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    northern lights wrote: »
    I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences :D)I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer ;)
    End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it :D

    When do you paint his nails?


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    #114
    northern lights
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭northern lights


    I'm very gentle! Here, it's a win win situation! What's the ;) for?...


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    #115
    northern lights
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭northern lights


    Nikolas Mushy Drunk wrote: »
    When do you paint his nails?

    Ah ha ha.. oh dear does the thought of a woman being dominant bother you :D:p


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    #116
    woolymammoth
    Registered Users Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭woolymammoth


    northern lights wrote: »
    I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences :D)I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer ;)
    End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it :D
    i think i love you! :D

    hate those trimmers on the balls though. There's always stubble :(


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    #117
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    woolymammoth wrote: »
    i think i love you! :D

    hate those trimmers on the balls though. There's always stubble :(


    You seriously need to change your username.


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    #118
    northern lights
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭northern lights


    woolymammoth wrote: »
    i think i love you! :D

    hate those trimmers on the balls though. There's always stubble :(

    Well I did warn him! but so far no complaints ;)


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    #119
    woolymammoth
    Registered Users Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭woolymammoth


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You seriously need to change your username.
    no, the rest is an all over kind of wool that cannot physically or mentally be removed :p


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    #120
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Johnny Logan won the Eurovision.
    Fair enough. It offended me too.


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    #121
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    northern lights wrote: »
    Ah ha ha.. oh dear does the thought of a woman being dominant bother you :D:p
    Nah, I think he's aroused.


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