How to shave your bits

longhalloween

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Johro

northern lights wrote: »

I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences )I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer
End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it

'bend me, shave me, aaaaaaaaaany way you wa-ant me..'

johnn

northern lights wrote: »

I just ambush (no pun intended!) my hubbie when he gets out of the shower with the order 'lie down now!' on the towel I've prepared on the bed and then I get to work with my 'remmington razor with the vibrating trimmer thingy on the other end'. Needless to say I wouldn't go anywhere near his sack with the razor (dear god, i shiver just imaging the consequences )I just get to work with the vibrating trimmer
End result = big smiles all round... highly recommend it

Do you give him a happy ending?

OutlawPete

sam34 wrote: »

well i just meant pubic grooming in general on men... i'm all for keeping it trimmed, i'm not into jungle exploration, but i really really do not like baldy balls.... real menz have hairy balls :pac:

Well .. how do I put this.

I have only ever seen my balls and porno balls.

Men in porn never ever have hairy balls.

Do men really have bushy balls?

The title looks unisex now, so - I'd like to announce my preference for the ladies tend their gardens, I likes the Brazilian :cool:

FoxT

Pubic hair is a fact of biology
and it cannot be tamed by technology
if you want to stay smooth
you'll need ointments to soothe
and a knack for bizarre dermatology!

sam34

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well .. how do I put this.

I have only ever seen my balls and porno balls.

Men in porn never ever have hairy balls.

Do men really have bushy balls?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, yeah they do

seraphimvc

depends on the mood. trimming is a must, shave when i feel like i want to :pac:

p/s:when you are 20+ something the maintenance same goes to both men and women!

FoxT

Outlaw Pete chatted up Northern Lights
over pints at an 'After Hours' night
As soon as they met
she produced her Gillette
and he pooped in his pants with the fright!

Sardonicat

0verblood wrote: »

For any of the men here who shave the aul goolies, how do you go about shaving your scrot? The terrain is a bit lumpy and it's very difficult to get the shaver into every scrotal crevice.

Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?

Ew!

Could not have asked for plum pruning techniques in the GC?

"every scrotal crevice" bleurgh!

WallyGUFC

F*ck the balls. They should be hairy. But what can ya do about the crack? Tis an awful angle...you'd need a big mirror...trim or shave? Because man the crack is hairier than the sack!

starbelgrade

WallyGUFC wrote: »

F*ck the balls.

I think you're doing it wrong.

W.Shakes-Beer

WallyGUFC wrote: »

F*ck the balls. They should be hairy. But what can ya do about the crack? Tis an awful angle...you'd need a big mirror...trim or shave? Because man the crack is hairier than the sack!

Sounds like a good ole Acid Bath is needed so you can start from scratch.

flanum

0verblood wrote: »

Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?

Lol.. ye hardly think thers wimminz on the internetz do ye?

TheKells

like a real man...I don't

Tilt Gone

Veet immac hair remover is the easiest.

Just dont leave it on too long or you'll have one sore, sorry looking ballsack

OutlawPete

sam34 wrote: »

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, yeah they do

Just call me .. baldy bollox and the three hairs so

Gummy Panda

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just call me .. baldy bollox and the three hairs so

What about Kojak sack?

doubletalk

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What about Kojak sack?

Wouldn't that be Kosak?

Novella

Jungle = bad. Smooth = bad. Anything else s'okay.

2 stroke

OutlawPete wrote: »

I have only ever seen my balls and porno balls.

Men in porn never ever have hairy balls.

Study your porn closely and you will notice many male pornstars have the same balls and penis. Seems to be some sort of cosmetic prosthetic penis, that fits on over original equipment and ballsack, available in 2 colours, can ejaculate on demand without throbbing, doesn't need condom.
I also think female pornstars wear some type of cosmetic gadgetry, very well done but openings don't close like real womens do.

starbelgrade

2 stroke wrote: »

Study your porn closely and you will notice many male pornstars have the same balls and penis. Seems to be some sort of cosmetic prosthetic penis, that fits on over original equipment and ballsack, available in 2 colours, can ejaculate on demand without throbbing, doesn't need condom.
I also think female pornstars wear some type of cosmetic gadgetry, very well done but openings don't close like real womens do.

:eek: How much time do you spend watching porn? By the sounds of it you could do a masters on it.

Though you're probably too busy doing a masters on yourself most days.

(Apt username too, btw)

2 stroke

Actually it was a female of the species that noticed that all the porn men had the same balls, and mine were different. Look at some 1980's porn if you want to see real action.

Lummers666

keep it o naturel just like the celts did

2 stroke

Boards seems to suddenly be working faster. Are the rest of you watching pron.

Feeling Groovy

Scambuster wrote: »

Imaac or drain fluid but you have to wash it off quick.

Ouch :eek:

dafunk

Hairy forest is grand if you don't mind it from your women but if you expect it smooth and hairless from them you gotta do the same.

Women are just as grossed out by a forest as men are, they just have more decorum than to say 'Hey buddy, get a ****ing razor in there or i'm not going near it'.

OutlawPete

starbelgrade wrote: »

:eek: How much time do you spend watching porn? By the sounds of it you could do a masters on it.

A masters on the strangest porn ever maybe.

A "cosmetic prosthetic penis", not a hope of it.

Not even CGI could make penises do what I've seen 'em do :cool:

Voodoomelon

Drop rounds to the folks house and rob your dads beard trimmer for a few minutes.

2 stroke

OutlawPete wrote: »

Not even CGI could make penises do what I've seen 'em do :cool:

Not even mine can do what I've seen some of 'em do.

Lummers666

what about styling them like shaving the superman symbol into your love garden