Chinese Farmer Claims Sex With E.T

DANNY22XX · 16-11-2010 8:41pm #1

Came Across this thought id share ,,lol

According to a news clip from AsiaOne News, a Chinese farmer has gone through several interviews and even a police lie detection test in order to prove to the world that he is speaking the truth when he came out a few days ago to claim that he came upon a metallic object near a forest. Upon closer inspection of the object (which he thought was a downed helicopter), Meng, the Chinese farmer felt dizzy and passed out. Upon coming to, he was in an unfamiliar place with with an extraterrestrial. Meng claims that they had sex and the alien told him that in 60 years, he would see their offspring running about.

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Riamfada · 16-11-2010 9:12pm

........ jaysus

chucken1 · 16-11-2010 9:17pm

Grimes wrote: »

........ jaysus

No silly...E.T :eek:

murrayp4 · 17-11-2010 7:01am

Chinese lanterns...

M.T. Cranium · 17-11-2010 7:08am

That's good, he has sixty years to think of a good story for Mrs. Meng.

Genghiz Cohen · 17-11-2010 10:56am

murrayp4 wrote: »

Chinese lanterns...

Swamp gas.

Oryx · 17-11-2010 12:05pm

What is it with aliens and sex? Youd think after a zillion years of evolution and the ability to warp time and travel at the speed of light theyd do something about their libido. They come all this way and all they want to do is shag the natives?

Christ, did they never hear of bromide in their tea?

And on a serious note, if you are mentally unstable and have an episode you truly believe was real, would you pass a lie detector test about it? Cos if you did, it still doesnt make it real.

maccored · 17-11-2010 12:55pm

lie detectors arent reliable anyway.

maccored · 17-11-2010 12:57pm

but if a 9 foot female alien with hairy legs wanted to ‘bump uglies‘ with me I’d throw up first, then run, then throw up again…run some more then stop and think about it for a minute and check to see if I have a condom on me. But that’s just me.

i think Javier has a valid point there

gbee · 17-11-2010 1:07pm

It is an interesting thing about aliens and sex, Gods and horny demons abound too. Some religions claim that Gods visited their villages and found their women so beautiful that they stayed.

As aliens and religion are probably the same thing anyway, it's not surprising that both have a sexual urge ~ we know all about RCC priests ~ so it seems that the one thing everyone wants, sex, is made difficult by having to wait 60 years until your starship lands again on earth, or it's God's gift and must be conserved to the point of celibacy even.

Riamfada · 17-11-2010 2:30pm

gbee wrote: »

It is an interesting thing about aliens and sex, Gods and horny demons abound too. Some religions claim that Gods visited their villages and found their women so beautiful that they stayed.

Just like Ballyhaunis