Do y'know what is like catnip for women?

CorkMan

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

starbelgrade

CorkMan wrote: »

when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me.

That's because your fly is open.

Johro

'Condoms stuffed with walnuts' , I heard..

snow ghost

Catnip is a repellant not an attractant.

So yeah you could be right.

mojesius

The women checking you out look like Dwayne Johnson? :eek:

starbelgrade

Johro wrote: »

'Condoms stuffed with walnuts' ,

That's one thing you never see on a restaurant menu any more.

Kinetic^

So, is this the workout for your ego?

Johro

Lynx 'Catnip'

Senna

You know what else works, being good looking.
But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

orourkeda

starbelgrade wrote: »

That's because your fly is open.

A dead man never fell through an open window.

squod

Senna wrote: »

You know what else works, being rich.
But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

FYP

Insect Overlord

Dwayne Johnson is getting fat.

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/1115-the-rock-splash-1-credit_77142.jpg

's probably why you were getting the attention too.

orourkeda

CorkMan wrote: »

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

Yeah, Ye bleedin' think you're great don't ye comin' on here with your muscles and all.

I'll bleedin' give ye muscles.

starbelgrade

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Dwayne Johnson is getting fat.

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/1115-the-rock-splash-1-credit_77142.jpg

's probably why you were getting the attention too.

Holy shit - he looks like a penis with herpes.

Princess Peach

CorkMan wrote: »

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

Good job on the attention!

But have you gotten the ride?

deathrider

So do your arms weigh as much as your ego?

CorkMan

Senna wrote: »

You know what else works, being good looking.
But i suppose muscles will do if you look like the back end of a bus.

I'm good looking as well so i'm a F-50

starbelgrade

Princess Peach wrote: »

Good job on the attention!

But have you gotten the ride?

Of course he has. He gets the bus every day.

dafunk

Post a pic and we'll tell you if you're hot or not.

starbelgrade

dafunk wrote: »

Post a pic and we'll tell you if you're hot or not.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WxEhLVdPP4cT9M:http://www.nosumo.com/pics/muscleMan.jpg&t=1

CorkMan

starbelgrade wrote: »

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WxEhLVdPP4cT9M:http://www.nosumo.com/pics/muscleMan.jpg&t=1

Thats not real.

alwaysadub

Nice strong arms-yes.
Big muscley veiny arms-no.

And thinking someone fancies you cos they're laughing at you just doesn't seem right!

Senna

CorkMan wrote: »

I'm good looking as well so i'm a F-50

I'm not sure what F-50 means and i'm a man, but your posts are making me moist.

Princess Peach

I have this kind of fantasy of a massive, 80's Arnie size guy just holding me, with his arms around me. But it ends there, doesn't go any further than the hug. And usually my fantasies go a lot farther.

Fizman

Interesting out of all the fora myself and CorkMan (the OP) have in common, I've never once noticed him post/create a thread in the Fitness forum. Just thought that might be worth a mention.

deathrider

Senna wrote: »

I'm not sure what F-50 means and i'm a man, but your posts are making me moist.

I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.

fonecrusher1

alwaysadub wrote: »

And thinking someone fancies you cos they're laughing at you just doesn't seem right!

To be honest if complete strangers were laughing at me in the street, i'd be worried not flattered.

starbelgrade

deathrider wrote: »

I think it means he's a fighter jet... Or maybe a race car.

Or a lawnmower. The Flymo 50.

Dean820

Good to see CorkMan maintain his high level of quality posting.

Larianne

Princess Peach wrote: »

I have this kind of fantasy of a massive, 80's Arnie size guy just holding me, with his arms around me. But it ends there, doesn't go any further than the hug. And usually my fantasies go a lot farther.

I'm surprised he can lift his arms up high enough to give you a hug! Or it is one of those arms around the waist hugs?

fonecrusher1

Princess Peach wrote: »

doesn't go any further than the hug.

Thats because he probably only gets turned on by the sight of other big muscle bound men?

Mr Benevolent

CorkMan wrote: »

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

Uh, women smirking at you isn't good. Guys deliberately showing their muscles is a bit like short guys buying bulldogs and hoping people think they're hard.

TLDR: Smirking = bad.

starbelgrade

I lifted weights once.

Just the once though - they were heavy, so I put them back down.

Johro

CorkMan wrote: »

Big muscles :cool:

Honestly, ever since I started to get into weightlifting I have noticed the ladies eyes gravitating towards me more and more. eg I was in town today and 2 women started laughing when I passed by and they couldn't keep there eyes off my arms, when I stand at the bus stop women smirk when they pass me. I have noticed a lot more attention since I workout.

BTW they roughly look the same as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just wanted to point that out :cool:

Did you do 'the walk'? Ya know the one, chest out, elbows out, confident grin, bit of sway in the hips? Did ya do the 'I know girls, I'm fookin awesome wink 'n' nod?
By the way, 'smirking' isn't necessarily what ya want.
Smiling, good. Smirking, bad. :rolleyes:

Larianne

starbelgrade wrote: »

I lifted weights once.

Just the once though - they were heavy, so I put them back down.

...or dropped them on your toes?

Columbia

Definitely OP.

Just yesterday I was walking around with my penis out (it's huge, obviously. Gargantuan in fact.), and every woman I passed either laughed or looked embarrassed. Clearly I was turning them all on, there is no other explanation.

scotchy

starbelgrade wrote: »

Holy shit - he looks like a penis with herpes.

I'll take your word for it.

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starbelgrade

scotchy wrote: »

I'll take your word for it.

.

I dare you do do a Google image search for penis herpes. You won't sleep tonight.

Senna

starbelgrade wrote: »

I dare you do do a Google image search for penis herpes. You won't sleep tonight.

Same reason i dont look down in the shower.

scotchy

starbelgrade wrote: »

I dare you do do a Google image search for penis herpes. You won't sleep tonight.

Dare Taken.

Back in a minute......

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orourkeda

starbelgrade wrote: »

I lifted weights once.

Just the once though - they were heavy, so I put them back down.

I like to pump my guns too.

starbelgrade

scotchy wrote: »

Dare Taken.

Back in a minute......

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*evil smile*

johnn

Yeah I've noticed this too OP.

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

I dare you do do a Google image search for penis herpes. You won't sleep tonight.

F#ck right off:D I like my Google clean.

scotchy

scotchy wrote: »

Dare Taken.

Back in a minute......

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Jaaaaaaaysssuss...

That’s the last time any bird will ever stick that thing in her mouth.

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deathrider

Seriously though, there gonna have to be pictures to back up the OP's tales of his massive arms. If he's that big a fan of them, then surely his computer is filled with their pics

starbelgrade

scotchy wrote: »

Jaaaaaaaysssuss...

.

:D:D

fonecrusher1

Today I was in my car in tescos carpark waiting to get out of carpark along with several thousand million other cars. It was very slow moving traffic & it actually took 25 minutes to get out. Girl in a car perpindicular to my own kept looking at me, not at someone behind me or something else in the car, she kept looking directly into my eyes? I looked back at her now & then. This went on for about 2 minutes. Women? Yiz are bizarre.

I didn't start an entire seperate thread about it though as that would suggest i never ever get attention from the occasional woman or because the event was so mindblowingly flattering i had to share it with others....

Johro

scotchy wrote: »

Jaaaaaaaysssuss...

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Yup. Good halloween costume though.

starbelgrade

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Today I was in my car in tescos carpark waiting to get out of carpark along with several thousand million other cars. It was very slow moving traffic & it actually took 25 minutes to get out. Girl in a car perpindicular to my own kept looking at me, not at someone behind me or something else in the car, she kept looking directly into my eyes? I looked back at her now & then. This went on for about 2 minutes. Women? Yiz are bizarre.

Should have asked her to blow your horn.

deathrider

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Today I was in my car in tescos carpark waiting to get out of carpark along with several thousand million other cars. It was very slow moving traffic & it actually took 25 minutes to get out. Girl in a car perpindicular to my own kept looking at me, not at someone behind me or something else in the car, she kept looking directly into my eyes? I looked back at her now & then. This went on for about 2 minutes. Women? Yiz are bizarre.

I didn't start an entire seperate thread about it though as that would suggest i never ever get attention from the occasional woman or because the event was so mindblowingly flattering i had to share it with others....

She must have seen your guns.