Chess hoodie slogan suggestions

Ficheall

Since the accounting hoodies thread is doing well... any suggestions for a chess society hoodie?

The auditor says she would rather avoid "pawnographic" ones, but I'm perfectly happy with crudities.

prinz

I love queens.

jimthemental

We're all just pawns

FatherLen

you sunk my battleship.................

Sykk

"Bishops can't go straight"

Sounds like a news paper headline, too.

Duggy747

[CENTER][SIZE="4"][B]I play Chess[/B][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"][B]Ladies, please, contain your orgasms![/B][/SIZE][/CENTER]

Morlar

Knightmoves

Has to be in italics.

sensibleken

Hello

Im a virgin

danniemcq

pawned?

Skiex

Pawnstars?

policarp

Rookie

biko

The Chess Society
"We rook"

danniemcq

what is it when you kill a king teh fancy sounding reno something or other? you could try and work that in too

edit its regiside

REGISIDERS?!

Morlar

'Abused by a bishop ? We can help !'

stovelid

A computer turk my jeb

jackiebaron

The Chess Society
"We mate better"

Snakeblood

Ficheall wrote: »

Since the accounting hoodies thread is doing well... any suggestions for a chess society hoodie?

The auditor says she would rather avoid "pawnographic" ones, but I'm perfectly happy with crudities.

I have mixed feelings about chess.

thefinalstage

"Queens go either way "

Xavi6

Duggy747 wrote: »

[CENTER][SIZE="4"][B]I play Chess[/B][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"][B]Lady's, please, contain your orgasms![/B][/SIZE][/CENTER]

Fix up that incorrect spelling before you hit up the printing shop


"e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 = Pawnography"

--Kaiser--

I thought this thread was about Cheese hoodies.

Why isn't there a Cheese Society?

stovelid

Battleships for slow-learners

admiralofthefleet

pwned

jimthemental

I have a checkers past

I'm too board to make a better slogan.

General Zod

Chess players do it with Bishops and Queens

orourkeda

Take my captured king and ram it up your f*****g **** you ****

Kimono-Girl

knightrider....

or

rook the knight.

"Rook me up the ass"

ejmaztec

Chess-players like taking the piece.



but you have to have a Mexican accent.

pablomakaveli

"Chess: Where a woman gets to be the most powerful member of the team"

<runs away>

Irish Guitarist

This one

No slogan but it gets the point across.

lil_lisa

At least I'm not an Accountant

horseplay

I play with my bishop while watching pawn

chin_grin

Chess-Tickles my Grey Matter.

........or something.

jackal

"Lock up your daughters, and the horsey lookin' yokes, whatever they are called..."

"My other hobby also involves chess peices, vaseline, and tears"

chin_grin

jackal wrote: »

"Lock up your daughters, and the horsey lookin' yokes, whatever they are called..."

Exactly which chess piece is "your daughters" then?

Ficheall

Snakeblood wrote: »

I have mixed feelings about chess.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Stained Class

Play with me!:D

Ficheall

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/200835464v0_480x480_Front_Color-AshGrey.jpg

Senna

There are two kinds of people:
chess players and chess pieces.

Ficheall

"My opening is amazing"?

Some people mightn't approve though

Wompa1

"I love my board" with a picture of a big wave and a surfer

On the back a picture of a nerdy guy playing chess on a beach saying with his slong hangin out...I have spoken

bonerm

King me!

karlog

Checkmate


Beeeeaaaaaaaatch

Agonist

Grand Masterbater

mikom

Chess Club - the only time black has a chance of winning in life.

bonerm

Chess : The game of white superiority.

Executive Steve

HARDCORE PAWN

Longboard

"It doesn't matter if you're black or white"

ham_n_mustard

chess society hoodies: making nerds look cool since....nah, forget that one

bullpost

I've got a checkered past.

ham_n_mustard

checkmate? is it cos i is black?

once you go black you'll never go first