What breakfast cereal pisses you off and why?

Swampy

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

I only really eat it for the non-raisny bit. They should make Alpen without raisins.

kevthecelt

They should make sugar without Alpen

fergiesfolly

Anything chocolate based. Wrong. Simply wrong.

dazftw

I can't say breakfast cereal pisses me off. I have cereals I don't like the taste of but none that get on the oul nerves.

pickarooney

Weetabix and the bastards that leave bowls of it lying around to become concrete. Worst excuse for a foodstuff ever.

What kind of wuss has trouble chewing raisins?

bonerm

Frosties. They're like Corn Flakes for people who are too lazy to even sprinkle their own sugar. Also I find it presumptuous of Kellogg's to decide how many sugar granules are appropriate in the first place.

Drummerboy2

Sugar Puffs because they keeping burning when I put them in the toaster

FatherLen

sugar puffs. those things fucking make me so mad :mad:

PrincessLola

Cool thread bro,

Frosted wheats, or what ever they're called, my mum used to buy them as a compromise when we really wanted coco pops, they only have sugar on ONE bloody side, not enough sugar imo.

Frosties are a cop out, just sugar and cornflakes

Rice Krispies. I really just hate them.

Muesli in when its too sugary (yeah contradicting the frosted wheats thing i know)

Weetabix used to piss me off but now its my favourite cereal, plain with cold milk!:D

Turtyturd

All of them since they stopped giving away stuff inside...my son is going to grow up in a world where he will never experience the feeling of Getting cereal just for the free toy then having one bowl and leaving it in the press til it goes out of date....F*cking fat kids and their parents who wont accept responsibility.

0verblood

Nesquik - first of all they look like little bits of shyte, then they go soggy and turn into a sort of diahrrea. Fcuking disgusting.

Also, remember those banana flavoured yellow rice crispies that were out about 10 years ago? Now they were the worst.

chin_grin

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Anything chocolate based. Wrong. Simply wrong.

Mmyep, wholeheartedly agree.

"Sugar up those kiddies Mum and Dad then send them off hyper enough to annoy the sh!t out of their teachers."

Napper Hawkins

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

I only really eat it for the non-raisny bit. They should make Alpen without raisins.

"New Alpen Non-Raisiny But With Only A Teensy Amount Of Raisins Just In Case Ye Don't Mind One Or Two"?

I like it.

jimthemental

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are like meth to me, I once caused a crash between a milk truck and a Kellogs lorry to try to satisfy my addiction.

Seriously though all forms of cornflakes get really stuck in your teeth.:mad:

Napper Hawkins

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Anything chocolate based. Wrong. Simply wrong.

LEAVE THIS PLACE.

--Kaiser--

Sugar Puffs make my piss smell like Sugar Puffs.....no other food stuff I have eaten has the effect of making your piss smell like it, and I can't think of any biological mechanism for this to make sense

Duggy747

Coco Pops!

I'd eat the stuff all the time if it wasn't so damn expensive.

Or any of those cereals that advterise themselves as delicious and so good for you that when you have a cereal you're immune to AIDS and bullets......................when in reality they taste like dry-wall that's been baked in an oven.

Kimono-Girl

kellogs variety pack!

variety pack my arse :mad:

i got

1Xcornflakes
1x rice krispies
2x Frosties
2x coco pops
1x coco pop munchers (corn flake coco pops)
1x and these krispies multigrain sugar crap

this is not the variety i wanted

what happened to ricicles??? :eek:


or whats with getting two of the basic cereals??

they are so busy jacking kids up with sugar/chocolate crap that they forgot about us old people who LIKE Corn Flakes!* :mad:



*yes im aware they are intended for kids but they were bogof and i couldn't resist for old times sake!

xzanti

Those Coco Pops 'Choc n Roll' yokes.. Feckin DIRT!!!! They taste like wood, don't even turn the milk chocolaty :mad: *shakes fist*

starbelgrade

Cereal.

The stuff you eat while you're deciding what to have for breakfast.

FatherLen

Turtyturd wrote: »

All of them since they stopped giving away stuff inside.

:eek::eek::eek: only realised they stopped this.
i cant think of one brand that still gives away toys.
the fuck..............

chin_grin

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

Variety, pack my arse :mad:

Couldn't resist. Oh Punctuation you sly dawg! Will you ever learn? Bad Punctuation <slap>

Grrrrrrr I make "monch" noises whilst tucking in to a pig roll. And I take my coffee as black as heck! HECK I SAY!

ClutchIt

All Bran because it is disgusting.

I'd also like to say that Sugar puffs look like miniature vaginas.

Napper Hawkins

xzanti wrote: »

don't even turn the milk chocolaty :mad: *shakes fist*

Good lord.

Stercus Accidit

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

I only really eat it for the non-raisny bit. They should make Alpen without raisins.

ARE YOU MAD?

Nothin' beats chawin' through the raisins in a breakfast cereal.

johnnysexsmith

Porridge really pisses me off

I’ll tell you why, it’s the sanctimonious attitude of those who eat it.

I’m sure like most offices a lot of people have their breakfast on arrival in ours. People who eat porridge tend to have a holier then thou attitude when cooking it in the microwave.

They think they’re healthier then everyone else. Looking down on me with my muesli

seamus

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

The raisins are the best bit! Without them it's just dry oats and nuts in milk.

ClutchIt wrote: »

All Bran because it is disgusting.

This. WTF is with All Bran?

johnnysexsmith wrote: »

I’m sure like most offices a lot of people have their breakfast on arrival in ours. People who eat porridge tend to have a holier then thou attitude when cooking it in the microwave.

What's worse is that they cook it in the microwave, leaving little bit of porridge spilled everywhere and when they're done, they fill the bowl with water and leave it sitting beside the sink for the rest of the day.

CLEAN YOUR BOWL YOU MESSY BASTARDS

thebigbiffo

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Sugar Puffs make my piss smell like Sugar Puffs.....no other food stuff I have eaten has the effect of making your piss smell like it, and I can't think of any biological mechanism for this to make sense

if you eat da poo poo your poo poo will smell like the poo poo you just ingested...so in fairness, it's not only sugar puffs that have that effect...ask any gay african.

as for the thread in general. no breakfast cereal has the ability to piss me off. why? cos i have a life.

Dunjohn

Cheerios. They're like a damn cult. They think they're so great but they taste disgusting, somehow being too sweet and perfectly bland at the same time. And their ads!

GizAGoOfYerGee

Sugar Puffs look like miniature gees.

http://www.thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk/Images/IMG_2251.JPG

pickarooney

0verblood wrote: »

Nesquik - first of all they look like little bits of shyte, then they go soggy and turn into a sort of diahrrea. Fcuking disgusting.

Also, remember those banana flavoured yellow rice crispies that were out about 10 years ago? Now they were the worst.

Do you mean Banana Bubbles (Banana Bubbles, the cereal that thinks it's a milkshake)?

chin_grin

GizAGoOfYerGee wrote: »

Sugar Puffs look like miniature gees.

http://www.thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk/Images/IMG_2251.JPG

The new Facekicker ladies and gentlemen.

anniehoo

The microwave quick oats tub that costs €2....what a rip off. Get a normal bag of porridge for 98c, whack it in the microwave. The exact same stuff!!

gaoife

Lucky charms cus they're €10 in Ireland!!!!!!! this country smells.

Branflakes cus they pretend to be good and then they have more sugar then rice crispies gggrrrr :mad:

ClutchIt

GizAGoOfYerGee wrote: »

Sugar Puffs look like miniature gees.

http://www.thegreatbritishdiet.co.uk/Images/IMG_2251.JPG

See post #23

PeterIanStaker

Weetabix. Hate the stuff! like cement or something.

Blisterman

Cornpops, cause they don't sell them in Ireland or England any more.

And then when I finally buy a box in France, they taste completely different.

gracehopper

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Sugar Puffs make my piss smell like Sugar Puffs.....no other food stuff I have eaten has the effect of making your piss smell like it, and I can't think of any biological mechanism for this to make sense

Asparagas?

special k - what a lie, the bird in the add is hot because she pumps the gym for 2 hours every day NOT because of special k

cleremy jarkson

I can't believe this thread has got to 3 pages and I can still say this:

"Inb4 peep show quote"

Essien

The ad alone is enough for me to hate Krave

cleremy jarkson

Actually, I hate shreddies. When I used to get them rarely in the 90's as a kid they tasted lovely because my synapses were so underutilised due to constantly eating bland weetabix, bran flakes and sometimes rice krispies. But as the celtic tiger roared and weetos, sugar puffs and sometimes golden nuggets came into my house, shreddies became another bland, heavy, boring cereal. And the grannies ad campaign didn't exactly make me want them.

edit: was it just in my house that poor people buy healthier cereals? cause all my rich friends ate nice cereals

Kimono-Girl

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Weetabix. Hate the stuff! like cement or something.

Blasphemy!!!


it tastes different depending how you make it so maybe you are making it wrong or buying a cheap brand:D


unlike those damn choco cereals that taste the same no matter what!!! :mad:

darragh16

All Bran/Bran Flakes: The man who thought it was a good idea to put a bunch of twigs in a box and call it cereal, is a f*ckin genius!

PrincessLola

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

Actually, I hate shreddies. When I used to get them rarely in the 90's as a kid they tasted lovely because my synapses were so underutilised due to constantly eating bland weetabix, bran flakes and sometimes rice krispies. But as the celtic tiger roared and weetos, sugar puffs and sometimes golden nuggets came into my house, shreddies became another bland, heavy, boring cereal. And the grannies ad campaign didn't exactly make me want them.

edit: was it just in my house that poor people buy healthier cereals? cause all my rich friends ate nice cereals

I wouldn't exactly call my family poor and we generally only had boring cereals too. As a treat my mother would buy us coco pops once a year (Christmas ) and if we wanted sweets/crisps we had to buy them ourselves.

Archeron

Another sugar puffs hater here. While I love the taste, every time I eat them, my wee smells like them for days.

I also hate those new coco pops racer wheels. Okay, I understood the moneky in the ads all those years ago, at least he was in a jungle, but WTF does a monkey have to do with race cars with chocolate wheels?

pablomakaveli

The timing of this thread is perfect for me as i tried Sugar Puffs for the first time this morning and they are among the foulest food i have ever eaten. I

I'm now stuck with a big box of Sugar Puffs that i'm not going to eat. I would'nt even have the heart to inflict them on someone else.

Gunsfortoys

Any kelloggs cereal, the ads are atrocious.

Kold

If it isn't those cluster thingies with dried strawberries from Aldi, I don't want to f*cking know about it.

Also, best thread in AH this month. You done good kid.

cypharius

That Crunchy Nut bull****, just because I'm sick of the ****ing ads.

chakotha

Rice Crispies because they're so damn buoyant. As soon as I pour in the milk all the crispies on top cascade out onto the table. And the sugar rolls off the crispies and settles in a sickly syrup on the bottom. A grim f*cking scene.

Jazzy

how did the man drown in his bowl of alpen?

he was pulled under by a strong currant