What breakfast cereal pisses you off and why?

Mr. Manager

Fúck cereal.



Literally.

AAAAAAAHHH

Why are people complaining that sugar puffs make their piss smell like sugar puffs? Would you prefer that it smells like piss?

Tar.Aldarion

as if people hate coco pops, also raisins ftw, have been known to buy raisins and add them to cereals that are already over 20% raisins

TPD

What's the story with Sugar Puffs making piss smell like Sugar Puffs anyway? Surely some bored scientist somewhere at some point must have done a study on the phenomenon.

Knockoff Coco Pops annoy me. They never manage to get the flavour right for some reason. Crunchy Nut (Cornflakes) and Honey (Nut) Loops are good eating. Miss the toys though.

spadesaspade

Special K, So fecking expensive for a little box of it

coconut5

0verblood wrote: »

Nesquik - first of all they look like little bits of shyte, then they go soggy and turn into a sort of diahrrea. Fcuking disgusting.

Also, remember those banana flavoured yellow rice crispies that were out about 10 years ago? Now they were the worst.

Those banana rice krispies are the rankest thing I have ever tasted. Also, not a fan of Ricicles. A poor man's Rice Krispies.

pickarooney wrote: »

Do you mean Banana Bubbles (Banana Bubbles, the cereal that thinks it's a milkshake)?

It could have been that. Ricicles sort of tasted like gone off Rice Krispies as well.

DominoDub

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_K

The country of Denmark has outlawed Kellogg's products since 2004. Danish health officials banned the cereal because, as they claimed, Kellogg's wanted to add extremely high levels of vitamin B6, calcium, folic acid and iron, which would reach toxic levels when eaten on a daily basis. Young children risk liver and kidney damage, while the foetuses of pregnant women can suffer complications from the toxins.[8]

tony 2 tone

Swampy wrote: »

For me its Alpen. I just poured a good sized bowl and there is about 60 raisins in it. I don't mind the odd raisin but i'd have no jaw left if I had to chew through 60. Then I have to pick them out of the bowl.

Stop putting them back in the pack then!

Capt'n Midnight

cornflakes - wait until the bag is about 1/3 full

then crush them to dust, add cold milk and lots of sugar

very nice , but very expensive as you only get about 3 bowls per box

Capt'n Midnight

gracehopper wrote: »

Asparagas?

special k - what a lie, the bird in the add is hot because she pumps the gym for 2 hours every day NOT because of special k

+1 on the Asparagus

try Methylene Blue some time


I remember the variety packs of special K actually had more calories than the corn flakes packet :rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

Turtyturd wrote: »

Bike wheels completely covered In Cornflake reflectors FTW.

Rescued them from the parents shed

superb.

yoshytoshy

All bran ,carboardy tasteless muckage. May aswell chew a stinky sock.

Capt'n Midnight

Frogdog wrote: »

Any cereal that comes in a cardboard box. There's more nutrition in the cardboard box, despite all the clearly unbiased advertising by Kelloggs et al.

Fortified indeed

more like corn has very little nutrients to begin with and the processing removes so more such that we are legally obliged to add vitamins and stuff otherwise it would be illegal to sell it

was the original referring to generic US corn flakes or was it Kellogs Frosties ?




Also love the way that if the main ingreident is sugar its a confectionary but if you add the sugar as Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Museli, Honey, Invert Syrup instead you can get just as much in without having to pay VAT


still love the german supermarkets sugar puffs , even if only 2% Honey

Capt'n Midnight

Dudess wrote: »

Whoever invented muesli should be shot - it's soul-destroying! :mad:

I don't know why people eat it to lose weight - if there's one sure-fire way of making you dive into a fry-up it's a mouthful of muesli!

say what you want about the Swiss, you can't accuse them of eating muesli

it's about as genuine as a ploughman's lunch

Capt'n Midnight

philstar wrote: »

weetabix gets soggy if left too long in milk

alpen makes me flatualent

Damn you, you've made me put a bowl of mily weetabix into the fridge , they will soak up and expand in to a solid gel like mass , with sugar on top..


yeah blame the alpen , be a man and eat porridge had have silent but deadly farts

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.technewsdaily.com/designer-bacteria-can-heal-cracks-in-concrete-buildings-1628/

pfffft amateurs :rolleyes:

just use weetabix, mush it in and let it dry

StereoLove

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

"New Alpen Non-Raisiny But With Only A Teensy Amount Of Raisins Just In Case Ye Don't Mind One Or Two"?

I like it.

I think that's good.

Capt'n Midnight

yoshytoshy wrote: »

All bran ,carboardy tasteless muckage. May aswell chew a stinky sock.

In the middle ages people used to wear stinky socks around their necks when they had a cold. The ammonia from the socks probably helped clear their noses. So no, all bran isn't as useful as a stinky sock.

Capt'n Midnight

Turtyturd wrote: »

All of them since they stopped giving away stuff inside...my son is going to grow up in a world where he will never experience the feeling of Getting cereal just for the free toy then having one bowl and leaving it in the press til it goes out of date....F*cking fat kids and their parents who wont accept responsibility.

collecting tokens and sellotaping coins to a bit of cardboard and then having to wait 28 days for delivery


the weetabix dinosaurs were cool, still raging I gave them away, they were anatomically correct

0verblood

0verblood wrote: »

Nesquik - first of all they look like little bits of shyte, then they go soggy and turn into a sort of diahrrea. Fcuking disgusting.

Also, remember those banana flavoured yellow rice crispies that were out about 10 years ago? Now they were the worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-we2ppJF1Y

Dempsey

chakotha wrote: »

Rice Crispies because they're so damn buoyant. As soon as I pour in the milk all the crispies on top cascade out onto the table. And the sugar rolls off the crispies and settles in a sickly syrup on the bottom. A grim f*cking scene.

Ricicles would solve the sugar problem, as for the buoyancy issue.....get a bigger bowl!! :pac: