Five physical features you find attractive in a partner

Jaxxy

Must be taller than me
Cheeky grin
Clear complexion
Nice chest/arms
Nice bum, or at the very least a little something back there to grab on to

jackiebaron

Long hair - preferably black or brown
Massive tits
dirty laugh
long smooth legs
Dresses like a whore

hondasam

6ft
red hair
toned body
available
plenty of stamina

hondasam

jackiebaron wrote: »

Long hair - preferably black or brown
Massive tits
dirty laugh
long smooth legs
Dresses like a whore

shirley temple bar

WesternZulu

1. Speckled face.
2. Good length.
3. No gaps in teeth.
4. Fine bag.
5. Eh... and clean i suppose.

Blazer

1.Smile
2.Eyes
3.Neck
4. Good skin
5. Nice legs

Wibbs

Nice face
Tallish
Slim build with a waist
Nice bum
Good legs

Boobs I can take or leave. Not pushed on anything much over a c/d TBH. Really big ones that look like a dead heat in a zeppelin race actually put me off.

Feeona

Wibbs wrote: »

Really big ones that look like a dead heat in a zeppelin race actually put me off.

:pac::pac::pac:

mikom

1 Similar sense of humour.
2. Good on plough.

Chuchoter

1. Nice hair
2. Clear skin/good teeth
3. Smells nice
4. Eyes
5. Neck/décolleté area (not just boobs, but they're pretty good too;))

bronte

Beautiful eyes.
Great smile.
Nice hair.
Great arse.
Toned(but not too muscular) arms.

I don't ask for much.

kowloon

Nobody has mentioned neck down alopecia yet, for shame.

scientific1982

Notice the ladies are more demanding and particular. Men are actually less shallow.

Columbia

Cute face, preferably dimpled.
Shapely breasts, although size doesn't make a huge difference to me.
Pretty thin, definitely no bigger than myself (and I'm slim enough).
Long legs.
Preferably tanned, but I'd rather totally white than any sort of fake tan (no matter how "good").

Jaxxy

Columbia wrote: »

Preferably tanned, but I'd rather totally white than any sort of fake tan (no matter how "good").

Embrace the pale!

Lando Griffin

A healthy bank balance.
A fast sporty car.
A comfortable warm mansion.
Expensive taste when it comes to cooking dinner.
Sky sports 1,2,3 and 4, Setanta sports and ESPN.

hondasam

scientific1982 wrote: »

Notice the ladies are more demanding and particular. Men are actually less shallow.

no we are just misunderstood:)

Asphyxia

In no order

- A nice smile/lips
- Tall
- Hands
- Eyes
- I little belly

poisonated

1)Nice legs
2)Nice smile
3)medium height
4)blonde hair
5)tanned

fonecrusher1

scientific1982 wrote: »

Notice the ladies are more demanding and particular. Men are actually less shallow.

Yup, quite surprising. Most blokes are sort of asking for decent looks, breasts, arse's, nothing particularly demanding.

Most women;

Strong jawline, nice eyes (WTF?!), nice smile, good teeth, thick wavey hair (huh?!), muscular but not too muscular, good shoulders, nice hands??? strong back, toned arms......JEEEZUS CRIPES!!!!! You lot are basically asking for the generic brad pit/standard hollywood pin-up formula. You all must be stunners.:eek:

And before someone says, wow you must an ugly cnut, im an average to slightly above average looking male with realistic expectations.:pac:

cynder

Nice smooth neck (no acne on neck)
5'11
Nice smile
Smooth hands
Clean shaven

already got my man and married him

dango

alwaysadub wrote: »

4 penis' maybe?

What the hell is the plural for penis-peni?

Thesis becomes theses, penis becomes penes.

Five things?
Face
Big boobs
Nice waist
Not a short-arse

Scuid Mhór

scientific1982 wrote: »

For me it would be:

1. Nice eyes.
2. Full lips.
3. Good skin.
4. Shapely ass.
5. Big tits.

That pretty much sums it up for me too.

Mr. Manager

* - Nice lower back
- Nice smile
- Nice legs
- Nice bum
- Nice jabs



*In no particular order

BigDuffman

WTF is up with boarsie wimminz and hand fetishes? Imagining a gaggle of them in a night club "will you look at the hands on your man" *froth, froth*

prinz

BigDuffman wrote: »

WTF is up with boarsie wimminz and hand fetishes? Imagining a gaggle of them in a night club "will you look at the hands on your man" *froth, froth*

I'm a fella and the hands are one of the first things I notice about a girl.

alwaysadub

BigDuffman wrote: »

WTF is up with boarsie wimminz and hand fetishes? Imagining a gaggle of them in a night club "will you look at the hands on your man" *froth, froth*

big hands= big....other bits


Apparantly.

Mr. Manager

alwaysadub wrote: »

big hands= big....other bits
.

Apparantly.

I can vouch.

Hands like a shovel and horses are hung like me :cool:

sensibleken

1. looks like a human, ie no fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, legs, or fake ego

2. i like em scruffy

Wibbs

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I can vouch.

Hands like a shovel and horses are hung like me :cool:

http://www.westerncapehorsetalk.com/custom/Miniature%20horse%20at%20a%20show.jpg ......

Yea the big hands thing, or as a mate of mine is heard to say after she's had a few drinks, "I don't care about his eyes so long hung like a bull". Yes lads, size matters... :D

hondasam

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I can vouch.

Hands like a shovel and horses are hung like me :cool:

who told ya that
proof required

stupidusername

fonecrusher1 why does a person have to be a stunner to want their partner to be good looking? that doesn't really make sense. Plus you can't really help what you want. If I think i'm not particularly attractive I should only go for guys that I think are ugly?

Anyhoo my list would be:
skin tone
smile
eyes
overall nice shape
bum

(And in comparison to me, I'm very pale but would have no interest in a pale man, don't have straight teeth so I'm sure my smile isn't that nice, my overall shape is fine, and yes I do have a lovely bum if it makes me a hypocrite somehow to want a guy that isn't pale well then eff off! :pac:)

Mr. Manager

hondasam wrote: »

who told ya that
proof required

Hello, This is Cereal Rapist's girlfriend.

He has a massive wang and knows just how to use it!

Mr. Manager

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Hello, This is Cereal Rapist's girlfriend.

He has a massive wang and knows just how to use it!

See guys, I wasn't lying!

afatbollix

1. Petite
2. Blond
3. Wears glasses
4. Nice legs
5. British accent

Pretty_Pistol

1. Dark haired
2. Nice eyes
3. Nice smile
4. Toned arms that are not hairy!
5. Not skinny or fat.

hondasam

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Hello, This is Cereal Rapist's girlfriend.

He has a massive wang and knows just how to use it!

holding her down are ya:)

hondasam

Wibbs wrote: »

http://www.westerncapehorsetalk.com/custom/Miniature%20horse%20at%20a%20show.jpg ......

Yea the big hands thing, or as a mate of mine is heard to say after she's had a few drinks, "I don't care about his eyes so long hung like a bull". Yes lads, size matters... :D

No not really but it helps:D

lol

Mr. Manager

hondasam wrote: »

No not really but it helps:D

lol

Along with being extremely well endowed I find that the motion in the ocean helps.

fonecrusher1

stupidusername wrote: »

fonecrusher1 why does a person have to be a stunner to want their partner to be good looking? that doesn't really make sense. Plus you can't really help what you want. If I think i'm not particularly attractive I should only go for guys that I think are ugly?

Anyhoo my list would be:
skin tone
smile
eyes
overall nice shape
bum

(And in comparison to me, I'm very pale but would have no interest in a pale man, don't have straight teeth so I'm sure my smile isn't that nice, my overall shape is fine, and yes I do have a lovely bum if it makes me a hypocrite somehow to want a guy that isn't pale well then eff off! :pac:)

Hey look fair enough. But heres my logic, stick to whats realistic in all fairness. If your very average (im not saying you are!) & your looking for someone who is....way above average, your going to be looking an awful long time.

Be realistic is all im saying.

hondasam

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Along with being extremely well endowed I find that the motion in the ocean helps.

you really have a way with words:D

pics or gtfo

Mr. Manager

hondasam wrote: »

you really have a way with words:D

pics or gtfo

If the mods will grant an exception for an explicit, grossly over sized image I will

hondasam

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

If the mods will grant an exception for an explicit, grossly over sized image I will

we might do a poll on it:D
AH will be awash with women when word gets around.

Des Carter

If she can cook and has land I'd be a happy man.

Mr. Manager

hondasam wrote: »

we might do a poll on it:D
AH will be awash with women when word gets around.

It's creepy that you have the *same name as my missus











*Going by your username

stupidusername

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Hey look fair enough. But heres my logic, stick to whats realistic in all fairness. If your very average (im not saying you are!) & your looking for someone who is....way above average, your going to be looking an awful long time.

Be realistic is all im saying.

But what I'm saying is who you're attracted to isn't about leagues and levels. it's about types. If someone's my type I fancy them...that's that. It's a seriously messed way of thinking to say someone's not within your league. that's just crazy. I'm not ugly and I'm not gorgeous, some may find me ugly or gorgeous, but that's their opinion. I'm not going to decide I'm awful looking and aim 'low' :mad:

hondasam

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

It's creepy that you have the *same name as my missus

maby I am your missus










*Going by your username

That would be creepy

Mr. Manager

hondasam wrote: »

That would be creepy

This is getting creepy

hondasam

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

This is getting creepy

are you worried you are been watched

Mr. Manager

hondasam wrote: »

are you worried you are been watched

....I just looked over my shoulder