Five physical features you find attractive in a partner

squire23

legallyblonde86 wrote: »

Thats because once boobies and fanny are attached they don't care!!!

You don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire!!

Yeah but generally I put my hand at on the mantel when I'm poking the fire... y'know, for a bit of stability

Lirange

Eyes
Smile
Skin
Thighs
Neck

Nulty

Nulty wrote: »

Women wearing trousers creeps me out. Skirts, dresses and frocks (?) only for easy access!

Weird one that, trousers can be oh so sexy on a lady.

Misticles

Eyes
Arms
Smile
Hands
Lips

sbsquarepants

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Big tits.
Any 4 other things;)

snyper wrote: »

a penis?

alwaysadub wrote: »

4 penis' maybe?

What the hell is the plural for penis-peni?

smokedeels wrote: »

a second head, 4 additional limbs?

What are you people? Genies, leprechauns, lawyers? Can't you just let a man have a simple wish!
A curse on you all and your evil technicalities:mad:

Cheap Thrills!

Juicy ass
Blue eyes
Long hair
kissable lips
Nice white teeth

jackiebaron

Millicent wrote: »

1- Eyes
2- Cheeky smile
3- Pert bum
4- Good legs
5- Tongue with the ability to lick his own eyebrows :pac:

PM me!!!!
I can do push-ups on my tongue and breathe through my ears!

stovelid

A good Eustachian tube or Xiphoid Process is a make-or-break for me.

George83

1 eyes
2 hair
3 smile
4 hands
5 height

southsiderosie

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Well now you've done it.:mad:

Polish women. Pretty much 80% of them are beautiful with sexy bodies. I worked in poland for a few weeks in 2007 & it was like i died & went to the land of naturally beautiful women instead of frumpy + plastered in make up land.:P

Take a walk into tescos & i can automatically spot the scorching polish chicks amongst the pale freckly hippos or caked in make-up irish spud heads.

Does this really have to turn into a 'let's bash Irish women' thread?

For the record, I'm not Irish.

FatherLen

a pulse.

Einhard

A pulse.

Einhard

FatherLen wrote: »

a pulse.

Feck ye, father.

southsiderosie

southsiderosie wrote: »

Does this really have to turn into a 'let's bash Irish women' thread?

Oh no, please not one of them threads

fonecrusher1

irishejit wrote: »

1) A pulse

Fred Cohen wrote: »

A pulse

FatherLen wrote: »

a pulse.

Einhard wrote: »

A pulse.

Hey i know...:D:D

A pulse!!!

Fizman

In order of importance:

1. Bum
2. Front bum
3. Legs
4. Left boob
5. Right eye

tman

Do boobs count as one or two choices?...

Nulty

RoverJames wrote: »

Weird one that, trousers can be oh so sexy on a lady.

Poor joke in respose to my fingernail dilemma

scientific1982

legallyblonde86 wrote: »

Thats because once boobies and fanny are attached they don't care!!!

You don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire!!

Nope. Nice eyes is a deal breaker for me.

stupidusername

Nulty what you wanna do there since you're not going to get rid of those fingernails is show the girls your finger skills :pac:

Nulty

stupidusername wrote: »

Nulty what you wanna do there since you're not going to get rid of those fingernails is show the girls your finger skills :pac:

Your right, I'm not getting rid of them and like I said, I've got my left hand too which is very manly.

[Tempted by another poor joke involving 'plucking' and 'g-string' - pass]

stupidusername

Nulty wrote: »

Your right, I'm not getting rid of them and like I said, I've got my left hand too which is very manly.

[Tempted by another poor joke involving 'plucking' and 'g-string' - pass]

Yes, but it better have twice the manliness in it to make up for the femininity/creepiness of the other, and even then it might not work. wear a glove over that hand when romancing a lady friend, she may never know.

Nulty

Smooth skin
tight ass
eyes
flat stomach
legs

**no fingernail phobias** :cool:

Nulty

stupidusername wrote: »

Yes, but it better have twice the manliness in it to make up for the femininity/creepiness of the other, and even then it might not work. wear a glove over that hand when romancing a lady friend, she may never know.

I could stab myself in the left hand and make cool scars to double the manliness...chicks dig scars

irishejit

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Hey i know...:D:D

A pulse!!!

Ha Ha at least I was first :D:D:D

admiralofthefleet

1. right tit
2. left tit
3. right arse cheek
4. left arse cheek
5. her mary

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

1) Bum
2) Legs
3) Boobies
4) Smile
5) Eyes

Catari Jaguar

1. Full head of hair - not ginger
2. Clear skin
3. Muscular and tall
4. Well endowed and not crooked!
5. Toned arse - not hairy!!

Leelaa22

1. no blue eyes
2. strong arms
3. nice smile
4. must be cuddly
5. dark hair / taller than me (which isn't hard)

Leelaa22

cherub rock wrote: »

1. Full head of hair - not ginger
2. Clear skin
3. Muscular and tall
4. Well endowed and not crooked!
5. Toned arse - not hairy!!

Gingerist!! :mad:

Tar.Aldarion

tman wrote: »

Do boobs count as one or two choices?...

/looks at gf

one

Leelaa22

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

/looks at gf

one

well tman could have a favourite one

winston82

Biggins wrote: »

Two legs, two arms and gives good head.

FYP

demakinz

• nice smile
• nice ass
• nice tits
• can take a joke
• can roll a joint:D

Star Bingo

brown eyes n a big nose. seein as opposites attract.. i guess we need more commanding noses in the family. closely followed by tits arse legs

aligator_am

curlzy wrote: »

1. Height, only 6 footers or over.
2. Eyes, friendly and preferably blue
3. Back, broad and well defined.
4. Arms, (favourite) must be muscled and well shaped.
5. Smile, must look mischieveous.

Lucky for me my 6'3" vikingesque godlike OH fits all these.

Is this him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4&feature=related

(from about 0.50 onward)

Leelaa22

aligator_am wrote: »

Is this him? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4&feature=related

(from about 0.50 onward)

sexy;)

x in the city

1/ .7
2/ a smile... probably a killer feature.!
3/ doesnt get **** faced with drink
4/ doesnt smoke like a chimney on steroids
5/ hair that doesnt look like GI Jane