What will you do with your 20k?

Collie D

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

jayteecork

65–66 Lower Mount Street, Dublin 2.

Mrmoe

20,000 €1 hookers or 1 €20,000 hooker.

orourkeda

Collie D wrote: »

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

Anyone who is stupid enough to pay for a trip to NZ to watch Rugby isnt getting a rex.

Leeg17

Invest it in banks.

The_Minister

Anyone else getting that feeling you get when a child asks about Santa?

You know the answer, you know they need to be told, but you don't want it to be you.

kippy

€10000 worth of Lotto tickets (euro millions probably)
and €10000 on red.

Collie D

orourkeda wrote: »

Anyone who is stupid enough to pay for a trip to NZ to watch Rugby isnt getting a rex.

That's the beauty of it. I'm not paying, the EU are sponsoring it. Free money. Also, wtf is a rex?

HxGH

Buy Boards.

The_Minister

Mrmoe wrote: »

20,000 €1 hookers or 1 €20,000 hooker.

2,000 €10 hookers - I am not greedy.

FlutterinBantam

Collie D wrote: »

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

Listen Dog, it's 2010, that kind of stuff is soooo 2005.It's like , what got us to where we are now like:rolleyes:

Why don't you use it to pay your bills and don't forget that it will be liable to gift tax.

Maybe start to support yourself instead of relying on credit and handouts:cool:

krudler

Put it all in canned food and shotguns

foxinsox

I think I will buy some nice girly shoes!

twowheelsonly

I'm gonna buy cheese.
Lots of cheese.
I like cheese.

Collie D

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Listen Dog, it's 2010, that kind of stuff is soooo 2005.It's like , what got us to where we are now like:rolleyes:

Why don't you use it to pay your bills and don't forget that it will be liable to gift tax.

Maybe start to support yourself instead of relying on credit and handouts:cool:

You were the last person I was expecting a (semi) sensible answer from. You disappoint me, eh, Dog

Oranage2

Probably put it towards college fees!

A ticket the hell out of here and then use the rest to live reasonably comfortable for a while.

FlutterinBantam

Collie D wrote: »

You were the last person I was expecting a (semi) sensible answer from. You disappoint me, eh, Dog

Never be too predictable, my mother used to say

The_Minister

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Never be too predictable, my mother used to say

..then BAM!!


The old-fork-in-the-eye.

maxwell smart

20 grand eh? Hmmmmm.… if I put it in the bank could I use it as collateral for a loan of say, 100k and go into property?

Actually, we should all do that!:D

Oranage2

maxwell smart wrote: »

20 grand eh? Hmmmmm.… if I put it in the bank could I use it as collateral for a loan of say, 100k and go into property?

Actually, we should all do that!:D

Amazing idea why hasn't anyone tried this before - surely this will end the recession and start another celtic tiger

dsmythy

I'll start by buying a 3rd 50" TV. You can never have enough 50" TV's.

MistyCheese

€20k huh? I'd rent out Cowen for a 3.75 weeks, make him sweep my floors.

*Figures based on Cowen's €257,000 annual salary.

€257,000/1920 (average working hours per month) = €133 per hour.
€20,000/€133 = 150.3759 hours of Cowenness my 20k will get me.
€150.3759/40 (average working hours per week) = 3.75 weeks of Taoiseach-y, gargoyle-y, free cheese-y fun.

Run_to_da_hills

Collie D wrote: »

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

Its the same as the IMF handing every man woman and child in Ireland a credit card with a 20'k limit and God help anyone who defaults on payments. :eek:

Balfie

I'll invest mine into such institutions as A.I.B, Bank of Ireland, and any other bank that is better off cause of this government, cause lets face it, they seem to be the only ones on the up, I'm looking at doubling my money in a week or less :rolleyes:

ScareGilly

Collie D wrote: »

Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

I hear Anglo Irish are in charge of handing out the money :rolleyes:

iamstop

Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoJWSqP2Y_E

OPENROAD

Collie D wrote: »

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

The UK are also giving us 7bn

Capt'n Midnight

twowheelsonly wrote: »

I'm gonna buy cheese.
Lots of cheese.
I like cheese.

I'll be receiving a consignment of mature cheese soon. I could sell you some

soon, real soon

Mint Sauce

Change it in to Punts.

Lando Griffin

I will use it to go on a fact finding mission to NASA in Florida as the technology used there could benifit my summer business, baling and wrapping silage.
When there I need a new hair cut as it tends to form neck hair over a period of a few months and a bit of colour and maybe a perm, a generous tip will be granted to the hairdresser.
When I fly back, I will disembark in Shannon, but have a Taxi waiting for me to bring me to Dublin Airport so I can fly to Cork and experience the wonderful futuristic T2.
From there I will fly to Dubai and take in some horseracing and see how they eat hay over there before feasting on lobster stewed in champaigne before flying back and paying 2 women to write my report on how silage and bale wrapping may or may not be improved.

Then, a day after the women start, the first woman who I have made manager and supervisor of the second woman anounces she is pregnant and has to take maternity leave followled by parential leave.
This means the second woman complains that her work conditions have changed so I have to make her manager and supervisor, but have to employ a third woman so the second woman can fullfill her job description of management.
When the first woman comes back to work, I am hopeful that one of the other two will fall pregnant as there will be two managers and only one worker and by that stage the report will be hopefully finalised but may not as funding may have run out.

derfderf

Adopt 100 monkeys.

Luxie

Collie D wrote: »

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

People still have credit cards back home?

bonerm

I'll convert it to Sterling or some other currency that'll actually be worth something this time next year.

Mr Cawley

bonerm wrote: »

I'll convert it to Sterling or some other currency that'll actually be worth something this time next year.

That's right; sterling Silver

invest half and live it up with the other ten/ book commercial space flight

bradlente

2 million centy sweets.:rolleyes:

laugh

According to two economist on VB its more like 250 billion we need and at the rate they want to charge us we are bust and we need to tell the European banks to piss off.

ninebeanrows

The only way out is a loan at negligible interest like 1-2%

Anything near 6% or the 7% talked about is unworkable.

Degag

HxGH wrote: »

Buy Boards.

And the other €19995?

Saila

Im starting a bank, and Im going to lend out money I dont have, but it wont matter because no one will check, then Ill ask for money from the IMF when they finally cop on and realise I have none, but by that stage it wont matter because I will be gone to the island I bought with the money and up to my waist in hookers and blow. :cool:

Fighting Irish

Collie D wrote: »

Those kind folk at the IMF will soon be giving us 90 billion euro. That works out at just over €20,000 for every man, woman and child. I've already put Xmas, my mate's wedding and stag and a trip to NZ for the World Cup next year on the credit card. Anyone know where I go to pick up my share of the pot?

Pretty much the reason we're in this situation