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Irelands Budget

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  • 23-11-2010 4:05pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

    "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 30 years ago, when Charlie Haughey increased welfare he said,

    "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Now Brian Cowan has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!


    I was so depressed last night thinking about, the Budget,

    Health Care Plans,
    The Economy,
    The Wars,
    Lost Jobs,
    Savings Plans,
    Food Quality,
    Social Welfare Cuts,
    Retirement Funds,
    Pension Levies,
    Water Charges,
    College Fees,
    Property Tax,
    Carpet Tax
    Eco/Carbon Tax,
    Enviro Tax,
    IHT, Smart Meters,
    Delivery Charges,
    TV licenses,
    Insurance Policy levies,

    The Third Budget in Three Years, The Banks, Property Developers etc. . .

    I called the Samaritans

    Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .

    I told them I was suicidal.


    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....................:eek:

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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