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30 Second Quiz with An Taoiseach !

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  • 23-11-2010 9:25pm
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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Parties Explained !

    Fiana Fail--- Me Fein

    Fine Gael........ Tis a bit windy all right

    Labour Party ...........Every mother should have one !

    Green Party...........How you look after your first labour party

    Sinn Fein............A twist on Me fein




    IMF ............IN MY FACE

    ECB.............EGOS CAN BREED

    DAIL.............where even a hen can get .......? clue L..d back !


    Budget - Hehhh BUD....GET it!



    PAYE (Pay as you earn) ....... Pay as Ye Emigrate



    ATT (Airport Travel Tax )........ Ahh Terrible Tax.. aka Gottcha tax...Double taxation on paye



    PRSI ( Pay related social insurance)..... Pay us Rotten Scoundrels Income



    VAT (Value added Tax)............. Verocious Appetite Tax



    EXCISE (Exise Duty)................ Exercise tax-no car anymore tax



    CGT (Capital GainsTax)................ Cow and Gate Tax




    DIRT (Deposit Interest Retention Tax)............ We have done this on you tax



    Stamp Duty( Stamp Duty).................... E-mail Duty




    CAT (Capital Acquisition tax)................. We are this tax




    CT ( Corporation Tax )................ NCT (No Corportaion Tax ..applies to friends and rich only)



    Reliefs (Tax Relief)......................... You must be joking tax!



    PSWT ( Professional Services Withholding Tax)............... Personal Suffering Wicked tax



    RCT (Relevant Contracts Tax).................. Rats Cunning Tax



    DWT (Dividend Withholding Tax) ..................... Drink for us with TAX




    PBL (Plastic Bag Levy)................. Poor Bastard who has to shop Levy



    IT (Inheritance Tax)....................... Dead mans levy....aka you thought you would escape tax


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