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I made a boo-boo....

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  • #52
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    The drink? The game? The guy?? Whose black Jack?? :)
    Also, the hookers have been dead for hours.. they both slipped and broke their necks..


    Least you'll have somewhere to bury them when you dig your trench.


  • #53
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    The drink? The game? The guy?? Whose black Jack?? :)
    Also, the hookers have been dead for hours.. they both slipped and broke their necks..

    The game duh!!! its the perfect combo.
    you can still play black jack over their dead bodies. they wont mind.


  • #54
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    The game duh!!! its the perfect combo.
    you can still play black jack over their dead bodies. they wont mind.

    Dont you need 2 people to play blackjack?? :p Also, iv buried the hookers in the trench already... :)


  • #55
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Dont you need 2 people to play blackjack?? :p Also, iv buried the hookers in the trench already... :)


    play the game in honour of them. no you can play with yourself its fine.


  • #56
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    no you can play with yourself its fine...
    :D

    If only more people said that to me.... :)


  • #57
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Sure at least you won't have to pay for heating for a few days. Hookers are notoriously slow-burning.


  • #58
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    :D

    If only more people said that to me.... :)

    you have our permission, you have a free house, go to town.
    OisinT wrote:
    Sure at least you won't have to pay for heating for a few days. Hookers are notoriously slow-burning.

    He burried them I think. What a waste. :(


  • #59
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    you have our permission, you have a free house, go to town.
    He burried them I think. What a waste. :(


    Damn - at least i got their wallets before i buried them..


  • #60
    StereoLove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭StereoLove


    Go buy toilet roll? Or go to the chippers and get a load of napkins


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  • #61
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Damn - at least i got their wallets before i buried them..

    So you should have enough money to buy some wine. See how things work out.
    :D


  • #62
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    So you should have enough money to buy some wine. See how things work out.
    :D

    :) - ah but those bastards closed the off-licenses at 10pm... :mad:


  • #63
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    :) - ah but those bastards closed the off-licenses at 10pm... :mad:


    Don't worry country pubs sell bottles of wine. And your heading to very much in the country


  • #64
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    And your heading to very much in the country

    Oh dear... do you live in a tent??


  • #65
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    StereoLove wrote: »
    Go buy toilet roll? Or go to the chippers and get a load of napkins
    If he was going to the chipper he would have just gotten chips there instead of fúcking up his kitchen :D


  • #66
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Oh dear... do you live in a tent??

    Nope I live in a big house, im in the east wing :D
    OisinT wrote:
    If he was going to the chipper he would have just gotten chips there instead of fúcking up his kitchen biggrin.gif

    all this talk about food is making me hungry. but yeah i agree he should have gone to the chippers. leave the cooking to the folks me thinks.


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  • #67
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    all this talk about food is making me hungry. but yeah i agree he should have gone to the chippers. leave the cooking to the folks me thinks.
    Well i would have but im alll alone this week... i cant look after myself properly... :(


  • #68
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Well i would have but im alll alone this week... i cant look after myself properly... :(

    Free house woo PARTAY in Keiths!!
    Yeah but really if you cant cook dont try and start now, you'll try and make a cup of tea and burn the house down, or try and make the bed and break your leg. Just stay in bed under the covers for the week.


  • #69
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Free house woo PARTAY in Keiths!!
    Yeah but really if you cant cook dont try and start now, you'll try and make a cup of tea and burn the house down, or try and make the bed and break your leg. Just stay in bed under the covers for the week.

    If there was a party itd be verrrry messy - im already covered in oil, i dont think anyone who came would...:)


  • #70
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    If there was a party itd be verrrry messy - im already covered in oil, i dont think anyone who came would...:)


    would what?
    Besides you've already killed a few hookers... sounds like a party to me.


  • #71
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    would what?
    Besides you've already killed a few hookers... sounds like a party to me.

    would like to be covered in cooking oil - its not all its hyped up to be :)
    And those dead hookers were asking for it :D


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  • #72
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    would like to be covered in cooking oil - its not all its hyped up to be :)
    And those dead hookers were asking for it :D


    I dont know people greased up in oil reminds me of a few "movies" ive seen this week lol and they seemed to be having fun.

    Oh I dont doubt they were asking for it, but you really shouldnt have burried them, it was a waste.


  • #73
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    I dont know people greased up in oil reminds me of a few "movies" ive seen this week lol and they seemed to be having fun.

    What movies were you watching! :D:D
    And its not fun - i think i fell about 3 times - and on a tiled kitchen floor, it hurts like hell :(


  • #74
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    What movies were you watching! :D:D
    And its not fun - i think i fell about 3 times - and on a tiled kitchen floor, it hurts like hell :(


    Seriously just hide under your covers till your parents get home. you are a danger to yourslef!


  • #75
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Damn - at least i got their wallets before i buried them..


    something is amiss..

    not the fact that you buried two hookers..

    I'm concerned that they had wallets..

    women carry purses..

    that is worrying..

    :D


  • #76
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    foxinsox wrote: »
    something is amiss..

    not the fact that you buried two hookers..

    I'm concerned that they had wallets..

    women carry purses..

    that is worrying..

    :D

    probably ladyboys :D

    He found out to late and killed them just using the oil as an excuse ;)


  • #77
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Stop using poncy terms like "boo-boo" when you're referring to a fcuking mistake or minor accident.

    "boo-boo" ... Jesus Christ!


  • #78
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thanks - iv used 2 full bog-rolls and got rid of about half of it but iv slipped one too many times on my ass and i need a break :)

    With all due respects K, you do not seem to be the sharpest tack in the box.


  • #79
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    With all due respects K, you do not seem to be the sharpest tack in the box.

    Yeah i agree he does seem a bit of a tit... oh :(


  • #80
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    sprinkle flour over it. Then tell the hookers it is cocaine. They'll hoover it up in no time :p

    Or, instead of using 1 hand to type on boards & the other to wipe, log out, and use both your hands!


  • #81
    smodgley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 742 ✭✭✭smodgley


    i like this thread........ made me piss myself laughing .............who gonna clean that up ?????????:pac::p


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  • #82
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    smodgley wrote: »
    i like this thread........ made me piss myself laughing .............who gonna clean that up ?????????:pac::p

    ME!! :D


  • #83
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    ME!! :D

    speaking of you..

    I was doing my shopping earlier..

    12 pack of toilet roll into the trolley..

    I thought of you and your lack thereof..

    the internetz is wierd..

    putting thoughts in my head..

    :rolleyes:


  • #84
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    foxinsox wrote: »
    speaking of you..

    I was doing my shopping earlier..

    12 pack of toilet roll into the trolley..

    I thought of you and your lack thereof..

    the internetz is wierd..

    putting thoughts in my head..

    :rolleyes:

    Thanks :) -im everywhere! :p
    i really could have used those toilet rolls yesterday tho....


  • #85
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    did you at least get some more today?


  • #86
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    did you at least get some more today?

    No - im still stuck in the toilet without any bog-roll. No-one listened to my pleas for help and im alone for 2 more days :(
    :p



    Yes i did - and some more cooking oil but i think il just have cereal tonight instead of chips :D


  • #87
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Keith throw up some pics of yourself there and I'll consider whether or not you're worth bringing loo roll


  • #88
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Keith throw up some pics of yourself there and I'll consider whether or not you're worth bringing loo roll

    :D

    I think i posted one in Know Your Nerds in Cool Pics a while back but il save you the trouble and tell you im not worth it - i couldnt even make chips without effing up :(


  • #89
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    No - im still stuck in the toilet without any bog-roll. No-one listened to my pleas for help and im alone for 2 more days :(
    :p



    i think il just have cereal tonight instead of chips :D

    Yeah no one listened to my wine pleas neither
    good call on the cereal and give us a link to your pic Im not going to scrawl though the thread too much effort.


  • #90
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    ... give us a link to your pic Im not going to scrawl though the thread too much effort.

    Me neither, sorry :(
    But this pic from last night should do :)





    *Not actually me


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  • #91
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Me neither, sorry :(
    But this pic from last night should do :)





    *That's actually me

    Yup that looks about right


  • #92
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Yup that looks about right

    Close but there was more oil :(


  • #93
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Ok, I've done the work, here's one of Keith...

    here

    :D

    Oh and sorry but I don't go for blondes :(


  • #94
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    So i dig a trench, in my kitchen, and use explosives to blow a hole?? How can it go wrong!? :)

    I thought you lived at home with your folks????


    You could put on some hip-hop music and bust out a few moves on the floor!!


  • #95
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Ok, I've done the work, here's one of Keith...

    here

    :D

    Oh and sorry but I don't go for blondes :(


    Hmmm - theres a more up to date one than that...
    Somewhere on this page...

    And iv dyed my hair blue since... :)


  • #96
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    LoanShark wrote: »
    I thought you lived at home with your folks????


    You could put on some hip-hop music and bust out a few moves on the floor!!

    Fiiiineee - their kitchen - but my mess and i had to clean it before they get back... and yes, i had an all night disco last night. It was amazing.


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  • #97
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Hmmm - theres a more up to date one than that...
    Somewhere on this page...

    And iv dyed my hair blue since... :)

    Ya I was just trying to go with a more flattering picture ;) not sure blue is better than blonde


  • #98
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Ya I was just trying to go with a more flattering picture ;) not sure blue is better than blonde

    Anything is better than blonde :D


  • #99
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Leelaa22 wrote: »
    Anything is better than blonde :D

    I like to call it 'fair' rather than blonde and it really isnt blond. And why the hell are we on about my hair colour :D


  • #100
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    you brought it all on yourself there mister


  • #101
    hobochris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Ya I was just trying to go with a more flattering picture ;) not sure blue is better than blonde

    Who cares, there is a dude feeding a squirrel in that thread...





    And the squirrel is eating people food :eek:


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