slightly(!) pissed nurse back again...emm,mn nurse

Millicent

Leelaa22 wrote: »

you also told me that term, you must have known I'd get curious!!!



Good now I can stop being haunted by a minging vag and start being be haunted by KeithM89 and poo.

*insert some sort of sobbing smiley*

Don't forget his oily fingers! :pac: If I could take it back I would but I can't so we'll just both have to be locked into this smelly trauma from here on out.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Good now I can stop being haunted by a minging vag and start being be haunted by KeithM89 and poo.

:eek:

I guess il turn back and go home with the wine then...

Leelaa22

Millicent wrote: »

Don't forget his oily fingers! :pac: If I could take it back I would but I can't so we'll just both have to be locked into this smelly trauma from here on out.

*continues to sob*

KeithM89 wrote:

I guess il turn back and go home with the wine then..

Dont!!! I need that wine more than ever now.

Millicent

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Dont!!! I need that wine more than ever now.

Think of the cost, woman!

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

*continues to sob*
Dont!!! I need that wine more than ever now.

Too late and i didnt even buy any - i spent the money on toilet-roll. You should be thankful...

Leelaa22

Millicent wrote: »

Think of the cost, woman!

Im not asking for the expensive stuff a cheapo bottle of wine will do me, anything will do me right now!

KeithM89 wrote:

Too late and i didnt even buy any - i spent the money on toilet-roll. You should be thankful..

*sobs even more*
Im hungry for chips, thirsty for wine and completely disgusted by poo.
This is a weird night.

Millicent

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Im not asking for the expensive stuff a cheapo bottle of wine will do me, anything will do me right now!

I wasn't talking about the monetary cost! :pac: Anyway, goodnight. Hope you get more wine.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

*sobs even more*
Im hungry for chips, thirsty for wine and completely disgusted by poo.
This is a weird night.

and none of it would have happened if i hadnt let that bottle of cooking oil spilt...

Lesson learned: Never leave me alone anywhere...

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

and none of it would have happened if i hadnt let that bottle of cooking oil spilt...

Lesson learned: Never leave me alone anywhere...

Ill be writing to your parents when they return about why not to leave you on your own in future.

Millicent wrote:

I wasn't talking about the monetary cost! Anyway, goodnight. Hope you get more wine.

Right I get you now, but it would have been ok, because its not a surprise anymore so he wouldnt be able to do it.
I sit and hope too.
Night night

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

Ill be writing to your parents when they return about why not to leave you on your own in future.

Please dont tell my mammy, she'll kill me if she finds out

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Please dont tell my mammy, she'll kill me if she finds out

you had better buy some more cooking oil before she gets home so.

KeithM89_old

Leelaa22 wrote: »

you had better buy some more cooking oil before she gets home so.

And toilet-roll - cant forget about the toilet roll...

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

And toilet-roll - cant forget about the toilet roll...

thought your dead whores stolen wallet paid for more? you didnt use it up already did you?
well at least you are using it. I cant complain about that when I know what the alternative is.

KeithM89_old

Hmmmm - we just wasted 4 pages talking about shit, cooking oil, toilet roll and hookers... i think its time to stop

Leelaa22

KeithM89 wrote: »

Hmmmm - we just wasted 4 pages talking about shit, cooking oil, toilet roll and hookers... i think its time to stop

I know im surprised it hasnt been closed by now.
We should quit while we are ahead.
Night, nice talking to you.
Talk again when you spill your next ingredient from the kitchen and ive run low on booze.
night